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2024-06-29

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I have been in Northwest China for more than ten years, and I still can’t understand some of the language. Today the old man across from me knocked on the door. I opened the door and said, "Oh, Uncle Zhang, come in and please sit down!" - DayDayNews
04 I want to find a girlfriend, I will take care of all the housework, I can cook brown sugar water, my parents can swim, and I will protect you during difficult childbirth. 10 What is the name of this kind of shooting? 12 Why is everyone wearing blindfolds? Were they all beaten? - DayDayNews
1. Hilarious Xiao Ming’s classic joke. Xiao Ming went to Wal-Mart’s Sam’s store to buy something. When he checked out, he gave the cashier MM a 100 bill. After the cashier calmly collected the money, he asked Xiao Ming with a smile, “Are you paying with Alipay or using Alipay?” p - DayDayNews
1. A hilarious classic joke about a la carte. The quadratic function often laughs at the linear function, but the linear function never understood the reason until one day the cubic function cried and told it: "That's because we have no lower limit!" Let's go out to a restaurant - DayDayNews
Okay, now the whole Internet knows that you have a girlfriend. Gouzi: Isn't this as inspiring as the carp leaping over the dragon's gate? I thought I was looking down upon you by hugging a woman. - DayDayNews
1. It doesn’t matter that we don’t know each other. It’s a very hot day and we’ll get to know each other in a short while. 2. I'm really fed up with this weather. Others kill the moon, kidnap the moon, and sell the moon. I'm going to blow up the sun today. 3. In this weather, if - DayDayNews
1. When I was in my third year of high school, my class teacher ignored the scumbags in the class. As a scumbag, I skipped classes during evening self-study time and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop. That day, the class teacher came to get a haircut, and I washed my hair - DayDayNews
1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved - DayDayNews
You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here! - DayDayNews
They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

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