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1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "
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"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe
You didn't go fishing yesterday, you should have gone fishing for people, so you caught them
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I went to a haunted house with my boyfriend. I was walking behind four girls. At the corner, a ghost jumped out of the coffin and violently slapped a girl with something similar to a whisk. The girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Her friend next to her comforted her: They were
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01 The Qinglong Gang has too much homework and too much study, so it has no choice but to disband. 02 What can I give to my girlfriend on Chinese Valentine’s Day that will make her cry? 03 I call this recording life. 04 Is it okay if I change the car logo to look like this? 05 Fo
God’s reply: Can I file a case for cursing someone on WeChat? Hahaha! So angry
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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: Silly question: Let’s talk: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her?
God’s reply: Is it acceptable for Hemi’s crush to confess to her?
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# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea
Are you three playing tricks? take me one
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Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope.
God replied: Merchant, are you asleep? I can not sleep! The merchant's reply made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night
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I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.
I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.
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As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to
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Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take
These are other people’s teachers. If my teacher looked like this, I could be admitted to Tsinghua University
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1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved
It’s just a bunch of jokes, don’t laugh out loud.
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You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here!
The girl in front gives you 300,000, and the girl in the back needs 300,000. Which one will you choose?
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They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?
"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?
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Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua
God replied: Do you have any questions about the chat history between me and my boss?
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God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.
God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.
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Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory.
God replied, I saw the toilet and resigned on the first day I entered the factory.
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If the relationship between Indians and venomous snakes is mentioned, most people may first think of their traditional performance of playing flutes and dancing snakes on the streets. But in fact, the proliferation of venomous snakes in India is already very serious, especially c
Cobras are rampant in India, and the government offers bounties to kill them. As a result, the cobra epidemic is getting worse.
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As the saying goes, "Generals died in hundreds of battles and returned wrapped in horse leather." Since the beginning of the war between Russia and Ukraine, in Ukrainian and Western propaganda, the number of Russian generals who have been "killed" has exceeded double digits, and
Putin recalls the 350-pound fat general and returns to the front line. Does he want to use his weight to crush Ukraine? Is this serious?
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97kg Laimao: 12 bottles per box, 2kg per bottle, 24kg per box. Is it cost-effective?
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What is the use of "high-priced liquor bottle recycling"? It is full of routines. After reading it, I will not step on the trap. The current situation of high-end liquor in the market is: people who buy it don’t drink it, and people who drink it don’t buy it. It is not difficult
What is the use of "high-priced liquor bottle recycling"? It’s full of routines, you won’t be fooled after reading it
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How much does a kilogram of Laimao wine cost? Does the wine really taste good?
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97kg Laimao: What is the significance of this wine? How much does a bottle cost?