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1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

06/07 1017

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

06/06 1116

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

06/07 1184

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t - DayDayNews

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t

Take stock of the weird things you did in summer

06/05 1192

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

06/02 1319

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours." - DayDayNews

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours."

A smile every day, episode 14

06/05 1046

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

06/11 1479

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

On May 25, Guoanda (300902) rose 6.28%, closing at 42.99 yuan, with a turnover rate of 14.08%, a trading volume of 73,700 hands, and a turnover of 307 million yuan. In terms of capital flow data, on May 25, the net outflow of main funds was 16.7279 million yuan, the net outflow o - DayDayNews

On May 25, Guoanda (300902) rose 6.28%, closing at 42.99 yuan, with a turnover rate of 14.08%, a trading volume of 73,700 hands, and a turnover of 307 million yuan. In terms of capital flow data, on May 25, the net outflow of main funds was 16.7279 million yuan, the net outflow o

On May 25, Guoanda rose by 6.28%, and Shen Wanling Xingle and Mixed A Fund held heavy positions in the stock.

06/17 1580

Guoanda's 2021 annual report shows that the company's main operating income is 254 million yuan, a year-on-year decrease of 8.05%; the net profit attributable to the parent company is 26.4443 million yuan, a year-on-year decrease of 57.43%; deducting non-net profit is 13.9181 mil - DayDayNews

Guoanda's 2021 annual report shows that the company's main operating income is 254 million yuan, a year-on-year decrease of 8.05%; the net profit attributable to the parent company is 26.4443 million yuan, a year-on-year decrease of 57.43%; deducting non-net profit is 13.9181 mil

Graphical illustration of Guoanda's annual report: Net profit in the fourth quarter decreased by 43.20% year-on-year

06/17 1041

A casual thank you, a soft voice when speaking, a creative mind, and a deep affection for animals... We often educate our children in this way, but if the children are still in a noisy, competing, and noisy world , everything is in vain! Now, right now, why not put down your phon - DayDayNews

A casual thank you, a soft voice when speaking, a creative mind, and a deep affection for animals... We often educate our children in this way, but if the children are still in a noisy, competing, and noisy world , everything is in vain! Now, right now, why not put down your phon

In fact, the best family education is to go on a spontaneous trip!

06/17 1698

CITIC Guoan disclosed in the Shenzhen Stock Exchange interactive transaction on March 15, 2022 that as of February 28, 2022, the number of shareholders of the company was 163,900, a decrease of 691 from the previous period (January 31, 2022), a decrease of 0.42 %. The number of s - DayDayNews

CITIC Guoan disclosed in the Shenzhen Stock Exchange interactive transaction on March 15, 2022 that as of February 28, 2022, the number of shareholders of the company was 163,900, a decrease of 691 from the previous period (January 31, 2022), a decrease of 0.42 %. The number of s

The number of shareholders of CITIC Guoan decreased by 691, with the average shareholder holding 60,300 yuan.

06/17 1028

CITIC Guoan disclosed in the Shenzhen Stock Exchange interactive transaction on November 12, 2021 that as of October 29, 2021, the number of shareholders of the company was 166,800, a decrease of 1,312 from the previous period (September 30, 2021), a decrease of 0.78 %. The numbe - DayDayNews

CITIC Guoan disclosed in the Shenzhen Stock Exchange interactive transaction on November 12, 2021 that as of October 29, 2021, the number of shareholders of the company was 166,800, a decrease of 1,312 from the previous period (September 30, 2021), a decrease of 0.78 %. The numbe

The number of shareholders of CITIC Guoan decreased by 1,312, with an average shareholding of 52,900 yuan.

06/17 1604

Hello everyone. I am a peach. I have always planned to go to Taiwan in September. In September, my husband Kuang Kuang and I embarked on a trip to Taiwan. The title is "Hello, Taiwan." because the most common thing I hear in Taiwan is "Hello, how can I help you~" & "Thank you." W - DayDayNews

Hello everyone. I am a peach. I have always planned to go to Taiwan in September. In September, my husband Kuang Kuang and I embarked on a trip to Taiwan. The title is "Hello, Taiwan." because the most common thing I hear in Taiwan is "Hello, how can I help you~" & "Thank you." W

[Hello, Taiwan] (Pictures & Videos & Text) Kuang Kuang & Tao Zi’s 10-day trip to Taiwan

06/17 1948