Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Jimmy Stewart

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Su Jinzhou looked at me quietly without saying a word. The calmness of his appearance forms a strong contrast with the murderous aura in his eyes, indicating that he is extremely angry. Haha, I sneered in my heart: It’s not good to have this feeling, it’s so freaky. I first fell - DayDayNews

Su Jinzhou looked at me quietly without saying a word. The calmness of his appearance forms a strong contrast with the murderous aura in his eyes, indicating that he is extremely angry. Haha, I sneered in my heart: It’s not good to have this feeling, it’s so freaky. I first fell

My husband forced me to divorce to save my first love son's life. I quickly helped him, my heart aches

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She ranks the third among the brothers and sisters in the family, with two sisters above and one younger brother and one younger sister below. She was born in the early 1970s. At that time, the family contract responsibility system was not implemented in rural areas, and they all - DayDayNews

She ranks the third among the brothers and sisters in the family, with two sisters above and one younger brother and one younger sister below. She was born in the early 1970s. At that time, the family contract responsibility system was not implemented in rural areas, and they all

Her story • Life is like a passing year

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Her surname is Miao and her name is Miao Fang. When I met her, she was already 28 years old and a single mother. She was wearing very simple clothes and combing her hair. That day, when I passed by the square after get off work, I saw her far away. The reason I noticed her was be - DayDayNews

Her surname is Miao and her name is Miao Fang. When I met her, she was already 28 years old and a single mother. She was wearing very simple clothes and combing her hair. That day, when I passed by the square after get off work, I saw her far away. The reason I noticed her was be

On the way off work, I met a woman selling balloons. After buying her balloons with kindness, she confessed to me.

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It is said that during the Zhengde period of Chao Dynasty, there was a scholar named Jiang Yiyi in the south who studied very hard and was preparing to get a fame. Jiang Yiyi studied hard for more than ten years and failed the previous exam. This time he would continue to go to t - DayDayNews

It is said that during the Zhengde period of Chao Dynasty, there was a scholar named Jiang Yiyi in the south who studied very hard and was preparing to get a fame. Jiang Yiyi studied hard for more than ten years and failed the previous exam. This time he would continue to go to t

Folk story: Eight hundred-year-old woodcutter

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When Yang Yanyun and Sun Zixia chased out of the entrance of the shopping mall, they saw that Guo Li had already gotten in the car and started the car and left. "Master, catch up with the car in front!" Yang Yanyun waved to a taxi, and said to the driver while getting in. Yang Ya - DayDayNews

When Yang Yanyun and Sun Zixia chased out of the entrance of the shopping mall, they saw that Guo Li had already gotten in the car and started the car and left. "Master, catch up with the car in front!" Yang Yanyun waved to a taxi, and said to the driver while getting in. Yang Ya

Witnessing her husband's walk into the club with the rich woman

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The villagers all laughed at others for being too stupid, saying that the world is not peaceful now, money is not easy to make, and saving money to marry a wife is the right way. Peng Dalang just smiled honestly about this, saying that there is no hurry to marry a wife, and every - DayDayNews

The villagers all laughed at others for being too stupid, saying that the world is not peaceful now, money is not easy to make, and saving money to marry a wife is the right way. Peng Dalang just smiled honestly about this, saying that there is no hurry to marry a wife, and every

Folk story: The cattle slayer delivers meat to the woman, the woman: I was scared at night, and he hesitated and refused

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Lin Li died in the cold winter, and failed to leave in the warm spring like the hope in her diary. The family handled her funeral, and everyone felt sorry for this. A young girl who was only twenty-five years old and left like this. - DayDayNews

Lin Li died in the cold winter, and failed to leave in the warm spring like the hope in her diary. The family handled her funeral, and everyone felt sorry for this. A young girl who was only twenty-five years old and left like this.

Lin Li died, died in the cold winter, and failed to leave like she hoped to be in the warm spring.

07/05 1976

During the Song Dynasty, there was a bachelor named Qian San. He was in his thirties and was still lazy all day long. At a young age, he was dressed in a mess and begged everywhere. When he met a kind-hearted person, he gave him some food or one or two copper coins. Some people s - DayDayNews

During the Song Dynasty, there was a bachelor named Qian San. He was in his thirties and was still lazy all day long. At a young age, he was dressed in a mess and begged everywhere. When he met a kind-hearted person, he gave him some food or one or two copper coins. Some people s

Folk story: Fake monk cheats money and sex, meets beautiful young women: It's just my wish

07/05 1166

There is an old monk with very noble character in Changqing, Shandong, who is still very strong in his eighties. One day, the old monk suddenly fell to the ground and could not get up. The other monks in the temple rushed to rescue him, but he saw that the old monk had passed awa - DayDayNews

There is an old monk with very noble character in Changqing, Shandong, who is still very strong in his eighties. One day, the old monk suddenly fell to the ground and could not get up. The other monks in the temple rushed to rescue him, but he saw that the old monk had passed awa

Stories from a Chinese Studio: Changqing monks

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This is not my cousin, the picture comes from the Internet My cousin is a beauty. When he was fourteen or fifteen years old, he had already grown up with a graceful and graceful face, willow-leaf eyebrows, apricot kernel eyes, cherry mouth, and willow-slim waist. Her voice is ver - DayDayNews

This is not my cousin, the picture comes from the Internet My cousin is a beauty. When he was fourteen or fifteen years old, he had already grown up with a graceful and graceful face, willow-leaf eyebrows, apricot kernel eyes, cherry mouth, and willow-slim waist. Her voice is ver

Pampering is poisonous. My beautiful cousin went crazy because she couldn't afford a car.

07/05 1411

Celebrities in Baima Lake, such as Xia Gaizun, Liu Dongyu, Zhu Ziqing, Zhu Guangqian, etc., had the habit of "drinking together" when they were in Chunhui Middle School. They don’t like white wine, they only drink Shaoxing old wine. Later, these famous scholars went to Shanghai o - DayDayNews

Celebrities in Baima Lake, such as Xia Gaizun, Liu Dongyu, Zhu Ziqing, Zhu Guangqian, etc., had the habit of "drinking together" when they were in Chunhui Middle School. They don’t like white wine, they only drink Shaoxing old wine. Later, these famous scholars went to Shanghai o

Share a short story about wine

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01 "Hey, I said you should work faster. As long as you finish the work on time, I will pay the remaining salary immediately." As soon as I got on the train, Lao Yu touched his shiny and bald head and kept "showing" on the phone. At this time, a woman in her thirties came towards - DayDayNews

01 "Hey, I said you should work faster. As long as you finish the work on time, I will pay the remaining salary immediately." As soon as I got on the train, Lao Yu touched his shiny and bald head and kept "showing" on the phone. At this time, a woman in her thirties came towards

Micro Novel: Trial Marriage

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When Yu Yige looked up, a man in his thirties, slightly dark skin, agile and neat figure stood at the verge of reporting to Sun Damazi. It turned out that he was Sun Zhentong, the commander of the New Fifth Army Special Battalion who was known as "Big Red Shorts" in the martial a - DayDayNews

When Yu Yige looked up, a man in his thirties, slightly dark skin, agile and neat figure stood at the verge of reporting to Sun Damazi. It turned out that he was Sun Zhentong, the commander of the New Fifth Army Special Battalion who was known as "Big Red Shorts" in the martial a

Tomb Raider (2) - Big Red Shorts

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After leaving the venue, Wang Hua moved his sore fingers and breathed deeply. The wind was so light and the light was so warm. Deputy Director Li's words rang in his ears again. Deputy Director Li was drunk and arranged for Wang Hua to listen to the meeting if there was a meeting - DayDayNews

After leaving the venue, Wang Hua moved his sore fingers and breathed deeply. The wind was so light and the light was so warm. Deputy Director Li's words rang in his ears again. Deputy Director Li was drunk and arranged for Wang Hua to listen to the meeting if there was a meeting

Could it be... (micro novel)

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My mother's attending doctor is Director Li. She is about 40 or 50 years old. Like Xiao Zhong, she also wears a pair of black-edged glasses. She is tall and has short hair that is as close as her ears, and is refreshing and capable. She is the top leader of this department and wa - DayDayNews

My mother's attending doctor is Director Li. She is about 40 or 50 years old. Like Xiao Zhong, she also wears a pair of black-edged glasses. She is tall and has short hair that is as close as her ears, and is refreshing and capable. She is the top leader of this department and wa

The day when my mother is sick (Five)

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The story has to start a few years ago. Lao Zhang has two daughters, but she has no son by her side, which makes her worry. But her wife is not good at her and she is crazy about her son because she is planning for family planning. The village is also very kind to her, so she get - DayDayNews

The story has to start a few years ago. Lao Zhang has two daughters, but she has no son by her side, which makes her worry. But her wife is not good at her and she is crazy about her son because she is planning for family planning. The village is also very kind to her, so she get

A tiger doesn't eat any children, a woman sells her children, and the ending is very satisfying

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Scientists recently imaged the sinking and rupture of the lithosphere in Tibet, giving us 10 million years to form the southern half of the "roof of the world". - DayDayNews

Scientists recently imaged the sinking and rupture of the lithosphere in Tibet, giving us 10 million years to form the southern half of the "roof of the world".

India's crust injection, and scientifically discovered that the fault zone reached 2,800 kilometers! Deformation of the internal lithosphere in Tibet

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Yellowstone Park, the lurking ground of super volcanoes. Many scientists and the public are worried that it will explode at any time and will bring us unexpected catastrophic consequences. - DayDayNews

Yellowstone Park, the lurking ground of super volcanoes. Many scientists and the public are worried that it will explode at any time and will bring us unexpected catastrophic consequences.

The American supercomputer simulates Yellowstone Park, and the signs are more complicated than before

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Have you ever seen such a scene in life? A fly kept rubbing his head with his hands. After a moment, its head was rubbed off by itself. But the flies that lost their heads did not die immediately, and they could fly around everywhere, and their lives were not affected at all, but - DayDayNews

Have you ever seen such a scene in life? A fly kept rubbing his head with his hands. After a moment, its head was rubbed off by itself. But the flies that lost their heads did not die immediately, and they could fly around everywhere, and their lives were not affected at all, but

Why do flies twist their heads? Why can I survive if I unscrew it?

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Seismic fault detection is a key task in establishing a georeservoir model, and high-precision, high-efficiency and high-resolution detection results are an important guarantee for accurate geological structure interpretation. - DayDayNews

Seismic fault detection is a key task in establishing a georeservoir model, and high-precision, high-efficiency and high-resolution detection results are an important guarantee for accurate geological structure interpretation.

Wang Tianqi et al.-Geophysics: Artificial Intelligence Algorithm for Seismic Fault Recognition and Interpretation (FaultAdvNet)

07/06 1615

The China Earthquake Network officially determined that a magnitude 3.2 earthquake occurred in Fangshan District, Beijing at 10:11 on January 9 with a depth of 13 kilometers. According to experts, this earthquake is a typical tectonic earthquake, that is, it is caused by normal c - DayDayNews

The China Earthquake Network officially determined that a magnitude 3.2 earthquake occurred in Fangshan District, Beijing at 10:11 on January 9 with a depth of 13 kilometers. According to experts, this earthquake is a typical tectonic earthquake, that is, it is caused by normal c

Experts interpret Fangshan earthquake: Earthquake is moving normally, and this magnitude usually does not cause damage

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The distribution of knowledge volcanoes and seismic zones of Earth lithosphere can be divided into six major plates: the Asia-European plate, the African plate, the Indian Ocean plate, the Pacific plate, the Antarctic plate, and the American plate. There are two boundaries betwee - DayDayNews

The distribution of knowledge volcanoes and seismic zones of Earth lithosphere can be divided into six major plates: the Asia-European plate, the African plate, the Indian Ocean plate, the Pacific plate, the Antarctic plate, and the American plate. There are two boundaries betwee

High School Geography - 1 question every day (distribution of seismic zones and the impact of ocean currents)

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