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Dare to say that every student has read this text, Zhuangzi 's "The Ripple of the Enlightenment".
An inspirational story that is persistent and accomplished naturally. The hunchbacked old man (hunchbacked) told Confucius that sticking cicadas is the key to kung fu on the bamboo pole, and kung fu on the bamboo pole is hard to practice. If two mud balls are placed on the head of the pole and not fall off, two or three cicadas may fly away. If three pills are placed on the head, the one-tenth of the one who escapes may be like picking up a cicada.
. I don’t know if the column has tried it. I've tried it. The pole for practicing exercises is naturally much thicker than the pole for sticking cicadas, and it is flattened. But put a plastic bead (sized by mung beans) with a diameter of 3 mm and then lift it up, and you will inevitably roll down halfway. If the diameter of the ball is constantly increasing, it will continue to fail until 4 cm, like the size of a ping-pong ball, and it will barely stabilize. If a ball is like this, let alone the "two pills" and "three pills", then the circus may not be able to do it. If you have such a skill in life, why should you stick to the cicada again?
and he is also a disabled person whose waist and back cannot be straightened.
The question is, for many years, anyone who has read this text asked the teacher, what is the purpose of "a hunchbacked man" practicing this extremely powerful "dragon-slaying technique"? Just a few cicada ? Or is the inspirational lesson plan of Quan Chong Master? Or maybe he was entertained to death for the sake of "Chengqi"?
is as dull as I always think about it repeatedly but can’t figure it out. Instead, I occasionally think of my best playmate Xu Yunliang, as a child.
The age of climbing a tree barefoot, Yunliang and I were together almost every day during the summer vacation. Speaking of cicadas, he had a unique skill of sticking grasshopper . A bamboo pole, straight, and the gluten on the head of the pole was sticking to the top. Yun Liang stood steadily under the tree, holding the bamboo pole in his hand and quickly stretched towards the grasshopper cicadas. The grasshopper was black and fat, and was the thickest but also the most alert among cicadas. If there was any movement, he flew away with a "rattle". However, Yun Liang was careful and decisive in sticking to the grasshopper when approaching, and always poked at the grasshopper like lightning when he approached. I have never counted it. On average, he escaped from a few of the ten. Naturally, we had never seen Zhuangzi's "The Hunchbacked Chengzi" at that time. Anyway, he had a basket of chickens and ducks.
He later used asphalt to stick cicadas, which was more efficient, but he still feeds chickens and ducks.
I learned from him. He told me to take a deep breath first, then stretch my rod to stick to the cicada. When I approach, I will naturally hold my breath, and then suddenly hit the cicada's back. I can't worry about gains and losses, and I always worry about them escaping.
I just practiced it repeatedly and only got the last skill. However, at least, it can not shake hands and feet when sticking to cicadas and not move their bodies. Although Yun Liang's skill is far inferior to Yun Liang, let alone a hair cannot stand the "hunchbacked man".
However, the sudden awakening came unexpectedly.
One day I was curious and wanted to know what the emperor 3 weeks ago eats on weekdays. I occasionally read "The Book of Rites: Nei Ze" and found that there are thirty-one types of kings' food, in addition to cattle, sheep, pigs, deer, etc., there are also jujubes, ducks, bans, and cereals. Jue is a sparrow, jue is quail , van means bee, and zen is not a cicada?
It turns out that cicadas are actually a delicacy in the palace! The beauty on the tip of the emperor's tongue, the mainstream delicacy three thousand years ago, is no wonder everyone flocks to it. If you continue to check, "Xunzi" also teaches everyone how to catch cicadas on a large scale. As an Internet celebrity industry, as a kind of Internet celebrity industry, it needs to produce a large amount. Once a hunchbacked man practices to "stick cicadas like picking cicadas", he will reach the scale of the product and can enter the social circulation. Do you still have to worry about lack of food and clothing?
The truth is revealed at this point. The hunchbacked father-in-law has mastered his magical skills for his food. It's a job.
Cao Zhi has " Cicada Fu ", which describes the awe and destination of cicadas. In order to rinse the clear stream of morning dew, they avoid the oriole spiders and poisonous spiders every day, and the last enemy is the "Shenhufu", which is our current chef.
It can be seen that eating cicadas was once the norm on the dining table. It was probably just like eating sugar fried chestnuts now. I have to peel it. Yun Liang and I saw him peeling cicadas when he was sticking to cicadas. The vest was as red as a piece of square meat ham. We also roasted it to taste it. It was tender heart like barbecue but a bit mint flavor, and I was not used to it.
In order to optimize the taste, the ancients also made grass cicadas into "生". The grass cicada is a grass cicada that is marinated with aged vinegar. " Qimin Yaoshu " also has a special introduction. The method of stewing the cicadas: beat it, roast it in fire and cook it, break it in fine form, and soak it in soak it. Oxygen is vinegar.
Before the Tang and Song Dynasties, cicada jerky was a famous palace dish. After that, the Han people suddenly stopped eating. So far, there is only one text left, and even the text has become my guide to "pasting" mosquitoes -
There are many mosquitoes in late autumn. And like to absorb the ceiling. I am at a high level and I feel at ease. I don’t know that I have prepared a post for the eight methods of mosquito-killing. A bamboo pole is straight, tied with a piece of gauze cotton ball on the head of the pole, or wrapped in an old stocking, and erect the pole and approach it steadily. It suddenly exerted force like a cicada. Nine out of ten times died. After the matter, put the wet wipes on the and wipe them off for a little cleaning.
Li Bai "The blue sky is as if it can be touched", it seems that the sky is hard to reach, but my "pasting" mosquitoes here is almost certain.
Someone always asked me why I thought of this trick, so I said Boy's Kung Fu , I learned it from my childhood text.
"Have you ever had such a text?"
No one believed it.
Hu Zhanfen
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