A drunkard who loves to brag found a beautiful wife for his son. Unexpectedly, this bragging wife is not so easy to marry. This is the story we are going to tell: drunkard bragging!
Episode 0 There is a family in Zhangjiazhuang in Anhuang County, where Zhang Tiecheng and his family live. Zhang Tiecheng is over fifty years old this year, not very old, nor is he too obsessed with obsession. But everyone in the village called him Zhang Mihu. For example, Zhang Mihu borrowed someone's hoe to work in the morning, and he could not find the shadow of the hoe in the afternoon. In the morning, his wife asked him to go to the market to buy rice, and he didn't come back empty-handedly in the afternoon. I have long forgotten the matter of buying rice. His wife has quarreled with him a lot about this.
Why is Zhang Tiecheng so confused? This is mainly because this guy is a complete drunkard. No matter where he walks, he never leaves his body with a small wine pot on his waist. Even when you are sleeping, you have to put the wine pot next to your pillow and ask about the smell of the wine before you can fall asleep, otherwise you will not be able to sleep well. Besides drinking, Zhang Mihu also has another problem, which is that he likes to talk big, especially after drinking, the cows in the village can be blown away.
Zhang Mihu has a son named Zhang Xiaobao, who is eighteen years old this year. It was also the age to start a family and start a business, but after hearing about Zhang Mihu's situation, the girl's family disagreed with marrying her. Wu and Zhang Mihu had arguing several times over this. Early in the morning, Wu said to Zhang Mihu, who was drinking, "You old guy knows how to drink all day long, and you don't worry about the family matters at all. You are concerned about Xiaobao's marriage, otherwise when will we be able to hold our eldest grandson?" After hearing this, Zhang Mihu said slowly: Why are we anxious? Our son is so outstanding and he is afraid that he will not be able to marry a wife.
After hearing this, Wu scolded: Xiaobao is indeed excellent, but he is unlucky when he is on the stage. How great is the girl introduced by the matchmaker a few times? If you hadn't been drinking some wine and bragging there, could you scare the girl away! If our son can't marry a wife, he will blame you, an old guy. Zhang Mimi listened to Wu's muttering in his ears, picked up the wine pot and went out. Wu asked him: What are you doing? Zhang Mihu said casually: What else can I do? Go and find a matchmaker, bring you a daughter-in-law back, and block your mouth! After hearing this, Wu scolded angrily: You old man is bragging there again, OK, if you don’t bring a daughter-in-law back today, I won’t let you go into the house to sleep today!
Zhang confused and listened to his wife's nagging behind her back without looking back. After walking for less than two steps, she was knocked by a man. Zhang Mimi saw that it was not someone else who hit him, but Zhang Ergou from their village. Zhang Mimi asked in a daze: I said you little gown, you are so panicked that you are doing, you don’t wear glasses when you walk! Zhang Ergou said: I'm so sorry, Brother Zhang, I'm in a hurry to go to the city. I heard that a juggling team came to the east of the city. Their unique skills were very good. I was in a hurry to watch the fun, but I didn't expect to hit you, right? Before Zhang Miku asked what was going on, Zhang Ergou disappeared.
Since there is a wonderful performance, go and have a look. He just put the matter of finding a matchmaker behind his mind. Zhang Mihu was very comfortable walking with a small wine pot, and when he arrived in the city, he had almost finished drinking. I couldn't remember whether Zhang Ergou was talking about the east or west of the city, so I went directly to the west of the city. Zhang Mihu was thinking, if you, Zhang Ergou, don’t tell me the specific location, I will find it myself. There will definitely be somewhere around you.
Zhang was confused and walked not long after walking, and saw a lot of people surrounding him. He thought it must be the place for the performance, so he squeezed in along the crowd. But after Zhang Mikui squeezed in, he was stunned. There was an old man on the platform, and there was a beautiful girl standing behind it. Although the old man looks ugly, the girl behind him is very beautiful. Zhang Mimi was confused and wondering, shouldn’t many people cooperate in the performance of this opera troupe? Why are there only two people in this old and one young?
Just when Zhang Mimi was confused, he heard the old man on the stage say: Everyone, today I will give my precious land a gift to my precious granddaughter Cuihua.Anyone who is an unmarried man of the right age can come on stage to challenge me, whether it is piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, or swords, guns and sticks, as long as I can win, I can marry my granddaughter Cuihua home. After hearing what the old man said, the people in the audience started talking. This old man was not bragging, he also had chess, chess, calligraphy and painting, swords, guns, sticks, and he thought he was superman, and he knew everything! Just as everyone was discussing, a strong young man walked on.
This young man is very strong and comes to the stage and says: My name is Niu Dazhuang. I am the butcher here. I am still unmarried and come here to challenge him. I must marry this little lady home. After hearing this, the old man asked: Are you fighting in literature or fighting in martial arts? Niu Dazhuang patted his chest and said: It must be a fight. As he said that, he smashed his fist with a big sandbag at the old man. The people in the audience said at a glance: Niu Dazhuang doesn’t talk about martial ethics, and he started before he even said that he started. It seems that the old man is going to suffer.
But what surprised everyone was that the old man didn't look panic at all and kicked Niu Dazhuang under the stage in just one stroke. Everyone was exclaiming when they saw it, and Zhang Mihu said in his heart: This old man is so amazing, probably a trainer! Then the old man on the stage said: Is there anyone coming up to challenge it! As soon as he finished speaking, a scholar-like person walked up and said: Senior, young master is not talented, let’s challenge the literature of seniors. The old man smiled and said: OK, let’s discuss the couplets. After half of the incense stick, the young man said with a red face: Senior is knowledgeable, and the young master is willing to give him a chance and say goodbye! After saying that, he left in shame. After the scholar left, several young people came to the stage to challenge without exception.
At this time, the people in the audience said: Although this Cuihua girl is beautiful, she is not so easy to marry her home. At this time, the old man on the stage said again, "Anyone who has successfully challenged for such a long time has anyone else been there. Apart from piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, swords, guns, sticks, etc., it is also fine. You can just come up with any challenge projects." If not, I can only take my granddaughter to find a good family elsewhere. At this time, Zhang Mimi from the audience was so confused that he walked onto the stage. When everyone saw Zhang Mi was confused, they all said, "Who is this old man? You can join in the fun at such an age, and you are not afraid of being beaten down!"
The old man on the stage said at a glance: This brother, you are at your age and don’t comply with the rules. Zhang Mi smiled and said: I am here to challenge you for my son. I know nothing about chess, chess, calligraphy and painting, swords, guns, sticks, and just said that you can do anything better than anything else? After hearing this, the old man said: Yes, it’s okay to compare anything. As long as you beat me, my granddaughter will marry your son. After hearing this, Zhang Mihu smiled and said: Let’s be bragging, let’s see who brags so well, even who wins! After Zhang Mihu finished speaking, the people in the audience laughed and bragged. Could this old man be drunk and talk nonsense here, and probably would have Cuihua's grandfather kicked him off the stage.
What everyone didn't expect was that Cuihua's grandfather agreed immediately after hearing this and said: Since this guy wants to compete with me, let's compete. After hearing this, Zhang Mihu smiled and said, "Okay, after that, he picked up the wine pot and took a sip and said, "Hey, what's wrong with this wine? When I came here, I put up the top ten jars of daughter Hong from Zuixianglou. Why are you drinking this indifferently? It seems that you have to put twenty jars next time." Everyone was happy when they heard this. This picture was so confused that he could really blow. His small wine pot also filled him with ten jars of wine. Cuihua's grandfather smiled and said, "The wine tank in Zuixianglou is not too small. I always drink it in the wine pool when I drink it, so that I can enjoy it."
Everyone said as soon as they heard this: Looking at Cuihua's grandfather is also able to brag. After hearing this, Zhang Mihu said: The wine pool also has a size. Last time I was drinking at my wine pool, an whale popped out of it. Cuihua's grandfather said after hearing this: I know that whale is raised by me. Maybe I didn't have much food in my fish tank and ran to find something else to eat.After hearing this, Zhang Mihu smiled and said, "Your fish tank is too small." Last time I was drinking at home, a gust of wind suddenly blew a small stone and fell into my bowl. I saw carefully that it was your fish tank!"
Hearing Zhang Mihu say this, Cuihua's grandfather opened his mouth wide for a long time and didn't say anything. Finally, he said: Forget it, I lost this game, and my granddaughter will marry your son. Everyone in the audience heard this was too ridiculous, and they won, it would be better than bragging. After hearing this, Zhang Mimi smiled and said: Well, we are the in-laws. Today I will treat you to our house without getting drunk.
Then he took Cuihua and her grandfather back to his home. Zhang Mifu talked about the situation to Wu, and Wu was also very happy. The green flowers grow like flowers and jade, and are more than enough to match their son. I quickly prepared the wine and food to entertain the grandfather and grandson. During the meal, Zhang Mihu and Cuihua's grandfather drank a lot. Zhang Xiaobao and Cuihua also became more and more acquainted. Wu saw it and was happy in his heart. The two families booked the wedding day during the meal.
When the next day, Zhang Mi is still sleeping soundly, he asked Wu to pour a basin of cold water to wake up. Zhang Mi woke up after being confused and clever. He cursed: What are you, a dead old woman? You won’t let someone sleep well in the early morning. Wu cursed: You old guy, you are all good things you did. I thought you could find a wife for our son, but I didn’t expect that he would lead the liar into the house. It turned out that early this morning, Wu got up to cook and saw that his room was very messy and seemed to have been turned over by someone, so he hurriedly checked it out.
When he saw this, he was so angry that he didn't faint. All the valuable things in the family disappeared, and Cuihua and his grandfather were missing. The grandfather and grandson must be liars. Wu hurriedly asked Xiaobao to go to the yamen to report the case. When Zhang Mihu and Wu arrived at the yamen, Xiaobao happened to come out of the yamen. Wu hurriedly asked: How is your son, what does the county master say? Xiaobao said: My father has encountered professional scammers. People like them have relied on martial arts competitions to get married into the victim's home. Moreover, the county master has received three such cases this month. Scammers generally do not use their real names and shoot them to change places, so that we can go back and wait for news.
Zhang was confused and staggered to the ground, muttering my wine money, where is my wine money. Since then, Zhang Mihu has never drunk alcohol and bragged again.
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