Not long ago, Sister Zhao, who was in charge of the maintenance team where W was in, "Saint-Wang Gong was disagreed" and asked for a long holiday for a month. The workshop director was the oldest in the team, so he decided to take the responsibility of the squad leader and let him act as an agent for a period of time.
To be honest, this "official" who is at the beginning and the end of the army is not as good as "class", but in W's eyes, it seems to be enthroned as "Catal Prime Minister". As soon as he took office, he raised his hands and raised his belly, and even his tone of speaking was gone.
W knows in my heart that just pretending to be an air cannot truly show your authority. What to do? W thought for several days, and finally, he thought of the factory managers and managers. They often waved their pens on request reports or on reimbursement invoices, and signed the word "Agree" to decide a big thing, or solve the problem of banknotes of 8,000, or even tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars.
pair is the signature. How free and majestic that is, it shows my heroic character!
"As an official, you must have the right to sign", W recognized this principle. So he spent several nights practicing the word "agree" at home. You can say nothing, after practicing hard, he wrote these two words "it's like that."
Next, W will start to display his authority.
On the before the shift, W made a solemn rule: From now on, any team members who have asked for leave or who have to make certain requests must write a note and hand it over to me for signature and approval. Otherwise, it will be deemed to be a violation of discipline and will be investigated.
has always been the people who follow the wishes of the officials. Although W is just a "manager", everyone is still very proud of him. If anyone has something to ask for leave or something, they will write a note to him in a pretentious manner. This makes W more excited than the emperor who received the memorial. He will smile and sign the word "agree" on the note. Within a few days, everyone saw the trick: No matter what the matter is, whether the request is reasonable or not, as long as you hand over the note, W will be "agree" from Yishuier.
It’s true that “Mr. custody” is just to get addicted to signing! Many people expressed the same emotion.
But once, female worker Ah Hong still made W unhappy.
Ah Hong has had diarrhea these days, and she has diarrhea and goes to the toilet with diarrhea. Maybe it was because she didn't have time to write a note, or she had to write a note if she was not too lazy to do anything, but she just didn't see the notes signing, so Ah Hong ran away. So, W scolded Ah Hong severely with resentment on his face and claimed that he would deduct Ah Hong's bonus that month.
Ah Hong argued with reason, W insisted on his own opinion, the more quarreled, the more fierce the two became, and finally alarmed the workshop director. After the workshop director Lao Liu understood the reason, he first persuaded Ah Hong, then glared at W fiercely, and said nothing, and went back to the office directly.
In the afternoon of that day, W's "manager" was beaten.
After get off work, W, who was dismissed from "official", returned home dejectedly like eggplant beaten with frost. She didn't eat, drink, or speak, and her eyes were fixed, and she almost scared her wife out of illness. His wife asked him softly what was wrong, but he still sighed and refused to answer. When his wife was anxious, he suddenly said, "I want to sign!" The roar sounded.
"We are not an official, what words do you want to sign?" The wife advised her kindly.
W First, he stared at his wife blankly, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he shouted, "Sign it! I want to sign it! From tomorrow on, both of you will write a note for me to sign it!"
In order to stabilize the husband's emotions, the kind wife responded against her will to this unreliable and unreasonable request.
The next day, my wife deliberately made up a lie and wrote a note to go back to her parents' home. W, who had always been arrogant and obstructed his wife from returning to her parents' home, signed "Agree" with a brilliant look on his face. As for whether his wife really wanted to return to her parents' home, it was no longer within his thinking.
My daughter was going to do her homework at her classmate's house. W instructed her to write a note and came out. Her daughter had no choice but to write a note and hand it over to him. W immediately signed "Agree" on it, and then happily patted her daughter on the head, praising her "sensible". It is not a bad idea to play things like
occasionally as a game, and it is even somewhat "humor of life jokes". However, if it is regarded as the main theme of living like three meals a day, it is really hard to accept.
First of all, my wife attacked and refused to write the third note sternly. For this reason, the couple had a fierce conflict. The daughter did not dare to attack head-on, so she adopted a roundabout tactic: the little girl found someone to write a large stack of strips to meet the needs, which could be used for more than half a year, and then asked W to "report" in advance. W worked happily for a day or two and finally completed the "power mission", and his daughter also spared the trouble of writing notes every day.
After the hustle and bustle, there is silence. The wife was unwilling to write the notes anymore, so her daughter called "in advance", but no notes were approved for a while - W "unemployed".
W doesn’t want to be “unemployed”, what should I do? This matter only made W have a surprising idea after thinking about it for a day, and he wanted to bring the "signature business" to the market.
Two days later, W took to the streets and issued various "notes" he had carefully written on the spot, and then forced them to passers-by. Most people looked at him with strange eyes and then quickly escaped like they were avoiding a psychopath. Of course, W has been criticized by others a lot, but W, who is "dedicated", enjoys one thing. There were a few prank boys who "creatively" themselves: "You are a crazy man." "Give me a thousand dollars!" "You go and kiss Zhu Bajie !" and other notes were stuffed into his hands. He even signed the word "Agree" without even looking at it.
W went crazy. His behavior both hindered the view and hindered traffic. Soon, the police came and the doctor from the neurological hospital came. When he was forcibly mounted on a medical car, he was still shouting: "Get a note, I want to sign it!"
remember there was a movie called "Diet if you want to get addicted". Speaking of which, W can be considered a "official" addiction, and I hope his official habits can die.
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