In ancient times, there was a scholar named Wang in a county who had a good relationship with his classmate, and often joked with each other. He had met his wife, but his wife did not know Wang Sheng. One day, a certain son's wife rode a donkey back to her parents' home. Wang Sheng knew that the donkey was easily frightened and wanted to make a joke, so he quietly lies in the grass by the roadside. When the woman was riding a donkey, he suddenly appeared. The donkey was indeed frightened and the woman was thrown to the ground. The little servant who drove the donkey was weak and could not help the woman on the donkey. Wang Sheng diligently carried her on the donkey.
Back to school, Wang Sheng wanted to make a joke with him. Seeing that he was about to come, he quickly said to other classmates: "My wife fell down while riding a donkey. She went chasing the donkey while the servant went to chase the donkey. She had an affair with me in the grass." Then he told in detail what kind of jacket and pants his wife was wearing. A certain student happened to walk to the window and heard these words. He left with shame.
After a while, Wang Sheng saw through the window that he saw a knife in one hand and pulling his wife in the other hand, walking towards him with great momentum. He seemed extremely angry. Wang Sheng was very frightened and quickly jumped over the wall and ran away. He was chasing him behind him for two or three miles, but he couldn't catch up, so he stopped chasing him. Wang Sheng was extremely frightened and ran for several miles, his lung lobes expanded, and he had asthma, which could not be cured for several years. The story is excerpted from "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", translated into vernacular Chinese, and is slightly adapted.
This shows that you should pay attention to your degree when making jokes, and some jokes should not make [grin] randomly.
Story 2: Wine smell
Sui Dynasty In the first year of Yining, there was a county magistrate who came from a family of officials. He was handsome and elegant when he was young, read a lot of books, and was quite knowledgeable and literary. Later, he gradually indulged in drinking, and the more he drank, the more he became more and more powerful. Especially when I get older, I have to drink several liters of wine every day, and I am confused and have almost no time to wake up. Later, when he was seriously ill and was about to die, the stinky smell of wine emitted from his body could be smelled several miles away. The stinky smell of wine lasted for about ten days before gradually dissipating. People from far and near were particularly surprised and didn't know why. Because of this person, someone specially wrote an article that encourages people to quit drinking. The article says: "Drinking too much alcohol can make people confused and stupid. The smell of wine emitted by this county magistrate before his death is to show people the reason why drinking can make people sick and die!" The story is excerpted from "The Five Elements Records", translated into vernacular Chinese, and is slightly adapted.
Story 3: Tiger sympathizes with people
Fengxiang Mansion General Li was captured by a tiger when he was young. The tiger squatted on General Li and was about to eat him. General Li begged for mercy and said, "Please spare my life!" After hearing this, the tiger's ears immediately raked down, as if he was very happy, and he really didn't eat him. After a while, the tiger suddenly carried General Li on his back, ran more than ten miles in one breath, and threw him into a very deep cave. There are two or three tiger cubs in the hole
. When they see people jumping up and down with joy, the big tiger squats above the earth cave and looks down into the hole for a long time before leaving. Soon, the big tiger bit the prey and returned to the cave and distributed the meat to the tiger cub and General Li. After more than ten days, the tiger cubs have grown up as big as dogs, each of them is fierce and powerful. It is time to go out of the hole to practice hunting. The big tigers have held the tiger cubs one by one on the ground.
When he was holding the third tiger cub, General Li was afraid that they would go and starve to death in the earth cave, so he held the third tiger cub and said, "Please save me!" After hearing this, the big tiger hung its tail into the cave. General Li pulled the tiger's tail and finally left the cave. General Li struck while the iron was hot and said, "Thank you for your help, can't you send me home?" Dahu actually carried him on his back and sent him back to the village. Every three days after that, Dahu would go to the Li family to see General Li, as if he was visiting relatives. It came five or six times in the twenty days, and the villagers were very scared. When it came back, General Li said, "It is my honor to be able to come to see me, but the people in the village are afraid of you and hope you don't come." More than a month later, Dahu came again, and he has never been there again. The story is excerpted from " Guangyi Ji ", translated into vernacular, and is slightly adapted.The short story of
shows that everything is possible. You must be brave enough to try, don’t panic when encountering problems, and find a way to save yourself. Maybe you will really succeed [smile]!
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