I am 174 tall and I am an after-sales service director.
My wife’s IQ is 3 cm taller than mine. She is a system architect of a game company.
I just arrived at the company in the morning and was called to the office by my boss and senior brother.
There is an agency from Neiba who comes to visit today and will be there in a short time.
Senior Brother has always wanted to take the international route. This agency is the top ten commercial software consultants in Nei Band. The boss is eager to cooperate with them to open up the market of that strange island country.
The boss asked me to participate in the reception throughout the whole process, saying that I had a good image and good eloquence, and could support the company's storefront.
I am 174 tall, weight...well, in terms of facial features, I think it is a bit hard to describe.
I still have self-knowledge of my image.
I righteously rejected the boss' unreasonable request and said that I had arranged an important meeting for the whole day today.
I didn't say panic, but the main reason is that I didn't really care about the guests from that neighboring country.
The boss told me that this reception is very important. When he visited the other party’s company last time, the other party received very well. We are a country of etiquette and we cannot lose etiquette.
I think it’s not rude or rude. The key is to see if the other party is worthy of being treated with politeness.
The boss said that he had paid a lot of money to hire a private kitchen and arranged a sumptuous dinner in the company's small canteen in the evening.
After the Spring Festival, my wife began to force me to eat fat-reducing meal again. I can’t listen to the word "Full" at all.
The boss kindly handed me a stack of tissues and asked me to wipe my saliva.
I said in embarrassment that I don’t understand the language of their country, nor do I understand commercial negotiations, and at most I can only wave flowers, shout a welcome, warm welcome, and then sing a welcome song for the guests to cut the head such as a big knife.
The boss said I didn’t have to talk, just follow him all the time, and he would guarantee that no matter how unscrupulous I acted at the dinner tonight, he would never let my wife know.
After the guest got off the bus, I understood why the boss had to let me participate.
The other party's business representative is more than 1.9 meters tall and weighs about one and a half as much as me. The thin senior brother stood with him, and the scene was a bit unsightly.
I am the most monthly...strongest in the company, he really brought me to the scene. During the meeting, the guests were very polite, the kind of politeness that made you impeccable but uncomfortable.
I once heard from a friend that people in that country are polite, but actually not respecting others, but to respect themselves.
They all look down on people from other countries except their godfather country.
If you think these gentlemen are polite and treat them with courtesy, they will laugh at them.
The boss gave me only one task, which was to stare at the other party’s business representative with a stern face throughout the whole process, so it would be best to make him feel like an assassin was sitting on pins and needles.
After more than an hour of talks, my eyes were almost popping up.
While resting in the middle, three of them went out to smoke.
Senior brother is very satisfied with my performance and asked me to continue my efforts, but you can consider not to grin.
At this time, my blush sister called me.
She is my new call center supervisor. She is in her thirties, her voice is nice and mature and steady.
She told me that when she was passing by the smoke-burning area just now, she heard three guests saying that they came this time mainly to discuss cooperation intentions with our company's competitors.
The two parties have agreed and are drafting an agreement.
They came to our company mainly to have a vacation by the way. The boss and senior brother not only arranged a sumptuous dinner, but also carefully prepared a sightseeing trip in the next two days.
Blush sister also said that the sumo wrestling section chief has been mocking the boss for his embarrassment when he visited neighboring countries.
I don’t know that Sister Blush is also proficient in Neibon language.
I am a little confused about whether I should tell my boss about this.
After thinking about it over and over again, I called my sister blush to the small conference room and invited the boss out of the reception room.
In the small conference room, the boss and senior brother listened to Sister Blush's report, made a phone call, and then his face became extremely ferocious.
Cancel all the schedules behind and let them get out!
The boss finally tore away his mature and steady successful person's disguise, revealing his vengeful nature.
This is the senior brother I am familiar with.
I stopped him. We are a country of etiquette and cannot do rude things, and they have also treated you warmly.
The boss told me with a pale face that when he visited the other party’s company, the other party’s president did not come forward at all, and only sent the sumo-level section chief to receive him.
There is nothing to say about politeness, but apart from politeness, there is nothing else to say.
On the day of parting, the other party treated him to a very high-standard sashimi.
There is a dish of sushi that has a unique flavor, and he thought it was added with caviar. After eating, the sumo section chief told him that it was a famous ant sashimi.
almost spit out all his bitter gall in his neighboring country.
I repeatedly confirmed with the senior brother whether I really don’t plan to cooperate with them.
The senior brother vowed that it was not just this company, but he would give up the market in this neighboring country in the future.
I said that would be easy, it would be too rude to drive the guests away directly, so we will arrange for them to have something special to eat in the evening.
The elder brother is angry, but he has not lost his mind yet. He reminded me not to create famous scenes similar to the waterfalls in the past.
That is my masterpiece when I was in college. It was an absolute highlight moment. This story was caused by my girlfriend, my wife. I will talk about it in detail if I have the chance.
I promised my senior brother that I would never make a fuss, but I might have to spend some extra money.
I did not attend the daytime follow-up reception, but I was very busy.
The dinner was really rich and the guests were very happy, especially for the last pea soup, which was very good.
I didn't drink that soup in one sip.
After they were all full and drunk, I asked the translator to translate a passage for me.
The reason why this soup has unique flavor is that it not only contains peas and cream, but also has a special topping: beef sag .
After I introduced in detail what Niu Bi is, the expressions of the people on the table became exactly the same in an instant.
Neighbors' etiquette is absolutely not allowed to vomit in front of outsiders, so the three guests rushed to the toilet.
I had asked the security guard to lock the men's and women's toilets in the canteen long ago.
The three guests finally ran to the trash can and released them with no decency.
After seeing off the guest, the boss asked me why the beef soup was not bitter or smelly this time, which was different from what he had drunk.
that certainly can't be the same.
This is the modified version I spent 2,000 yuan to invite the second chef from the Southern Yunnan Restaurant to our kitchen. I thought about it for an afternoon with the private kitchen before I made it.
After returning home, I told my wife in detail about this famous scene comparable to the waterfall.
After my wife finished laughing, she asked me a question:
Does the blush sister usually smoke?
I'm sure she doesn't have this bad habit.
My wife asked me again, does Blush sister write on her resume that she is proficient in Nei Bang language?
I said that Sister Blush’s resume is very simple, and even her English level is written in average.
Then my wife told me to beware of my blush sister, she is a person who knows how to subtract.
Most people will add their resumes desperately when looking for a job. Such people are not scary.
Anyone who dares to subtract when looking for a job is mostly cunning and has lofty goals, and will do whatever it takes to achieve his goal.
I think she is a little overthinking.
A few days later, the boss's senior brother told me that he successfully disrupted the cooperation between the company and our competitors, and this was a happy ending.
