The nephew loves his uncle. And Longwang Town 12-year-old Xiao Zhi, among his relatives and friends, his dislike is his uncle.
Xiao Zhi's uncle's surname is Fang's name Dasheng. He lives in Fangjia Village at the foot of Qinling Mountains. He is in his early 40s and treats others kindly and treats his nephew well. Every time he comes to Longwang Town, he can bring some fresh fruit bubble gum, peanut snack instant noodles, etc., for Xiao Zhi to eat.
Xiao Zhi doesn't like it because of his uncle's fame. My uncle is very famous. Within a radius of dozens of miles, Fang Dasheng, the god of the god who subdues monsters and catches monsters, eliminates evil and avoids disasters, is known to everyone by adults and children. Xiao Zhi hates it after hearing it.
Once, Xiao Zhi deliberately asked his uncle in front of his mother: "You often say that ghosts are all green-faced, fangs, and disheveled hair; and he also said that the white fox spirits in the mass graves of Dragon King Town eat people and do not spit bones. Nine out of ten people are afraid of these monsters, and you are the only one left, why not be afraid?"
Uncle laughed and said, "People who are afraid of ghosts are all mortals and ordinary people with naked eyes. My uncle is different. He is a disciple of Master Fang Shen of Tiantai Mountain. It's a great immortal. If you don't believe it, let your stupid boy see it. My uncle has three treasures given by Master Fang! "
said that he would not show his treasures. Xiao Zhi said, "You are bragging! You can still deceive me if you can deceive others. Didn't you just rely on being a barefoot doctor for a few years earlier, barefoot doctor , knowing Chinese and Western medicine, knowing how to take pulses and treat patients, pretending to be a god, using medicine as a talisman, cheating people and cheating money?"
Uncle said to Xiao Zhi Mom said, "Girl, look at your child, after a few days of school, and his tone is like a cadre! I don't sneak abduct or set fire to rob me, and I've called me a bad guy. Tell you, what's not rising now? The country advocates freedom to get rich, and the constitution protects religious belief . I turn bad luck into good fortune and save people and avoid disasters by relying on my ability. How can you look at people across the door!"
Mom wanted to slap Xiao Zhi, and he turned his head to avoid it, straighten his brain Baon Shing said, "There is a provision in the criminal law that it is illegal for witch sages pretending to be a ghost and cheating people. You should go back to the right and apply for a certificate and practice medicine! If you think Fangjia Village is remote, come to Longwang Town. We will free up one of the three main street rooms to let you open an outpatient clinic."
Uncle's face turned into purple eggplant. While illuminating the three treasures of the token, hand hexagram, and demon-slaying sword, he was about to leave, which made his mother slap it. Xiao Zhi hated his uncle even more, so he focused on the three treasures and made up his mind.
On the tenth day of the first lunar month, Longwang Town met with material exchange meeting . My mother went to Fangjia Village and picked up Xiao Zhi's cousin Fang Lei to visit the town for a visit. Xiao Zhi was so happy that he asked his mother for money and bought two facebook shells from " Journey to the West ". Fang Lei came. One of them was put on and turned into Monkey King Sun Wukong, and the other became Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie . Every move seemed to be real. At the conference on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the host found that Xiao Zhi and Fang Lei were having fun, so he specially invited them to play "Sun Wukong's Three Fights of the Bone Demon", which won the audience's applause.
After the meeting, my mother sent Fang Lei home and told her son before leaving: "Zhiwa, look at the house carefully. Mom goes to take off the bedding and do needlework for her grandmother for a few days."
Xiao Zhi's father works in another place. When her mother left, Xiao Zhi was at home alone and lived a lonely life.
One day at dusk, my uncle suddenly came. He asked quickly, "When will my mother come back?"
Uncle took out a few big pears from the black bag he carried with him and handed them to his nephew, while saying, "Your mother is back tomorrow, I will be your companion tonight. I have to come back in the middle of the night."
Xiao Zhi asked, "Where are you going to pretend to be a god and cheat people?"
"In Guotan Village, east of Longwang Town, there was a baby who was entangled by the white vixen. His parents came to the door twice and begged me to treat it tonight..."
felt that he was missed, and he said, "I shouldn't tell you this. Remember, wake up in the middle of the night, so that I won't be able to open the door."
"Remember." Xiao Zhi replied.
When he sent his uncle out, he raised his voice and said, "Uncle, you have to be careful. Walk at night, don't encounter ghosts!"
"With these three treasures, ghosts can't hide when they see them!" My uncle patted his leather bag and went like a gust of wind.
Who knew that Xiao Zhi's door was staying for a night, but he didn't hear his uncle's call. The next morning, an explosive news broke out in Dragon King Town: Fang Dasheng really encountered a ghost at the mass grave at the east end of Dragon King Town last night!
The god Fang Dasheng met a ghost at a mass grave after 12 o'clock last night.
Last night, he came to Guotan Village. As soon as he entered the house, the male and female hostess were treated as guests, made tea and handed over cigarettes, and served a bowl of hot poached eggs. Sitting while drinking tea, smoking and eating eggs, he raised his arm and pointed at his hands to attach the two masters to the altar, prepare red silk, light incense wax, and place fruits.
Everything is ready, it was already late at night, and he ascended the throne. He sat cross-legged with his hands, chanted Amitabha Buddha with his mouth, yawned for a long time, covered his head with three feet of red silk, and chanted the mantra with his mouth... After a while, he shouted: "Look at the move!"
In an instant, there was an extra sword in his right hand, and waved it in the air, and the bright red blood on the blade sprinkled on the altar. The male owner was so scared that he closed his eyes when he saw this magic trick, and did not dare to exhale. Fang Dasheng let out a long sigh, took off the red silk cloth on his head, wiped the sweat from his forehead, took a piece of yellow mounting paper, wiped off the blood from the blade, and left the sword to his waist. He walked into the sick child's house, took the pulse, checked his tongue, and asked the cause of the disease. He came out to prepare three packs of magic medicines, and in front of the owner, he used warm water to ask the baby to take the next pack first. Then, he was hugged to the wine table and started to eat and drink.
After an hour, he said to the hostess who poured him wine, "Look at your little emperor is better?"
The hostess went in for a while and came out of the house like a whirlwind, saying with surprise: "Master Fang Xian, it's amazing. My baby woke up from his sleep and his fever subsided."
The hostess took out the money and handed it over and said, " Mr. Fang, this little thing is not worthy of respect, please accept it."
Fang Dasheng was not polite either. He took the money and put it in his pocket, and handed over two packs of medicine: "This is a magical medicine. Every eight hours, give the baby a pack. The baby will jump and sing and make a fuss tomorrow at noon."
left Guotan Village, and his whole body was hot and blew by the cold wind at night. Fang Dasheng's tongue trembled with alcohol, and his feet were staggering and out of control. He endured it and headed straight to Dragon King Town along the main road. The moon is sparse and the scenery of the fields within a hundred meters is vaguely visible. Only the Qinling Mountains in the distance are black, and the quiet village seems to open its mouth, trying to swallow the bright moon and stars.
Mass burial grave is a mile away from Longwang Town. A road passes through the cemetery. The tombs on both sides stand in a row, including cypress trees. In the night wind, there are no burnt paper money and paper ash flying lightly. In recent years, there have been rumors that there are white fox demons who cause harm to others in mass graves. So, don’t talk about midnight, and when dusk comes, there will be no roads here.
Fang Dasheng staggered forward with a cold wind. Suddenly, a "woosh" sounded like an owl, which scared him to beat Cold War all over. When he looked up, he suddenly lost his soul and almost fell down. I saw a little monster with a long mouth and white body slowly coming from behind the grave to the center of the road, blocking his way.
I have become a god, and Fang Dasheng is used to walking at night. He passes through mass graves late at night and does not go down hundreds of times. Where can there be any white fox fairy? He thought he was drunk and was confused. He took the courage to walk forward, opened his eyes wide and looked carefully: Oh! It's amazing, under the moonlight and star color, a white-body monster really stood! I saw this little monster with a big head as big as a bucket, an ear like a fan, and a foot long mouth. It was neither a human nor an animal, nor a donkey or a horse, like a pig standing up, opening its bloody mouth and posing as a stool.
Fang Dasheng couldn't speak well, and his feet were backing back, but his legs were out of control, as if they were nailed to the spot. What kind of monster is this? Could it be that the white lone demon is really responsible for it! Fang Dasheng calmed down his mind, as if he remembered his identity as a god, took out the token from his black bag, and shouted angrily: "The bold white fox demon dares to block the great immortal's path, please dodge quickly, I will spare your life." The little monster didn't hear the image, and rushed towards him step by step.
Fang Dasheng was shocked and raised his hand to throw out the token: "Don't listen to the advice, just hit it!"
"Bang!" The token was impartial and fell to his feet by the other party, picked it up and confiscated.
"Ah, you dare to offend the power of the gods!"
Fang Dasheng trembled all over and shouted angrily, "Look at me using the gods to suppress you!" The gods waved, Fang Dasheng put his head on a red silk, and sang like a swaying stone, dancing disco, "The heavenly spirit is open, the earth spirit is open, Master Fang sent me to come down to earth, catch you, white fox spirit, and eliminate disasters for the neighbors in the four towns. It's not good to..." Before the curse was finished, the little monster shadow took advantage of the situation to approach him, flashed and snatched the hand hexagram.
Fang Dasheng took off the red silk on his head. It was too late. He was so angry that he pulled out the demon-slaying sword from his waist and jumped and whispered: "Ah, you dare to steal my divine hexagram, offend the sky, and take a sword!"
A sword stabbed the sky, and the little monster shadow suddenly jumped behind him, tripped under his feet, and pushed his palm. He fell to the ground, and the sword fell down. Before he could get up, he had been taken away by the monster shadow.
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Three rounds, defeated Maicheng, Fang Dasheng knelt down at the little monster shadow, kowtowed and begged for mercy: "I have eyes but don't recognize the white fox fairy, I hope the great fairy will spare me a life. I will go to Tiantai Mountain Temple to reshape your golden body in the future."
The little monster shadow did not say anything, Fang Dasheng pressed his head against the ground, closed his eyes and waited for death. After five minutes, there was still no movement. He slowly opened his eyes, patted his head and pinched his chin and still hurt. He looked around and saw that the little monster had disappeared.
A stomach full of wine turned into cold sweat, and he ran away: "There is a ghost! Help!" He howled all the way.
Fang Dasheng did not go to Longwang Town, so he took a detour back to Fangjia Village. He pushed open the door and still shouted "There is a ghost". He lie down and was out of sight. At that time, it was already 3:35 am the next day.
This incident alarmed the Longwang Town Police Station. Two public security personnel accepted the task to solve the case. There were no clues in the investigation site. Fang Dasheng trembled and shouted "There is a ghost". Finally, he analyzed that: ghosts must be made of humans, but what is the purpose of pretending to be ghosts? Robbery on the way? But Fang Dasheng's money was not moved. Should I use it to do evil by stealing the token, hand hexagram, and demon-slaying sword? People from the Public Security Bureau were ambushed after the mass grave for two nights, without even seeing a ghost.
The case was stagnant for three days, and Fang Dasheng lay in bed for three days.
The doctor came to see a doctor and joked, "You are a genius who gets this disease when you encounter a ghost. We ordinary people can only prescribe some sleeping pills for you."
Fang Dasheng fell asleep after taking the medicine, and the medicine came over and woke up again, thinking deeply in his heart. When the responsibility system was first implemented, he opened a small clinic in the village and earned a few yuan a day.
Once in the county to buy medicine, he met a genius and was also buying medicine. He was curious and asked in detail. The genius said, "You must go to the road to wealth, worship the Buddha to the immortals, and be a genius, and become a genius overnight."
The genius also said, "I want to have your medical skills, and I have already built a foreign house and made a fortune!" Fang Dasheng was confused.
Just think about it. Now temples and Buddhist temples are built everywhere, and pilgrims who worship Buddha in the mountains are lined up in long queues. They are not all to cure diseases and avoid disasters and seek good health. Why don’t I learn from that genius, seize the opportunity, use one skill to get rich and rich?
does it just by saying that. Not long after, Fang Da became a god, is it so powerful? spirit. Real medicine is a magical medicine, and the benefits of donkey rolling in were less than two years ago, the Fang family changed the tiled floor to foreign buildings, and the bank deposits exceeded 10,000 yuan. He originally thought: he would brake when he was covered up the stairs. Unexpectedly, the more he drank salt water, the more he became, the more addicted he became, and the more money he was, the brakes would be ruined.
But the illness that I got at this moment is difficult for Bodhisattvas to cure! I was thinking about the money I had easily earned over the years, and I couldn't drive away the little monster shadow with my eyes open and closed. I didn't want to drink tea or eat food. Could it be that I was sick and got obsessed with it? On the fourth day, he barely got up. His wife smiled and said, "Dad, who are you here?"
stared at the boy holding a schoolbag and wearing white clothes and pants at the door. Fang Dasheng's legs became weak, his whole body was smooth, and then shouted: "There is a ghost! Fight the ghost!"
"Ming, what the hell is strange? I am Xiao Zhi. I heard that you are very ill, and you are here." The boy in white went into the house and said with a smile.
"Oh, it's my nephew Xiao Zhi, I'm seeing this ghost disease." Fang Dasheng sat on the sofa, his eyes were deep and his eyes were lost, like an eggplant under frost - he was about to fall.
Xiao Zhi laughed and said, "Uncle, people get sick from all kinds of foods. Who doesn't have headaches, brain heat, stomach pain, but I haven't heard of ghost diseases.Besides, my uncle is called the immortal god and the devil is not cured! "
" Alas, I really have a ghost disease, it's not cured! "Fang Dasheng said, a bamboo tube poured beans and told the story of the ghost that night from beginning to end.
"No wonder people waited for you all night and called you to the door if they didn't see you! "Xiao Zhi sat down and said, "
"Ah, heart disease still needs to be treated with heart disease. My uncle thought about who cures my disease? I will no longer be a genius. I honestly open a clinic to treat the villagers. "Fang Dasheng sighed and said.
Xiao Zhi was overjoyed after hearing this: "Uncle, can you keep your word? "
" In recent years, I have been in constant fear. Can I still talk nonsense when I reach this point? "Fang Dasheng said.
"Since that's the case, I will treat you. "
Uncle stared at his nephew, a little disbelief: "Do you treat me? "
" Our nephew and uncle made a bet with high fives and everything he said counts. "
" Boom! "The big hand hit the little hand three times to determine the score.
At this time, Xiao Zhi's mother's screaming voice came from outside the door: "Brother, you are fighting back and making a bet, you lost! "With that, he smiled and followed Fang Lei, who was holding Zhu Bajie's mask in his hand.
Fang Dasheng looked suspicious and stared at his sister and son and asked, "What's going on?" How do you determine that I lost? "
Xiao Zhi's mother glared at her son: "Why don't you take out your uncle's three treasures and show it! The token, hand hexagram, and demon-slaying sword were exposed from Xiao Zhi's schoolbag.
Fang Dasheng suddenly realized, pointed to his nephew Xiao Zhi and said, "Ah! It turns out that it is you who pretends to be a ghost in the mass grave!"
Xiao Zhi took Zhu Bajie's face from Fang Lei, slammed it on his face, and asked with a smile, "Uncle, do you look like the ghost that night?"
took it off again and said, "After the heart disease is cured, my uncle can't speak without trust!" After that, he ran out.
Everyone asked in unison: "Xiao Zhi, where are you going?"
Xiao Zhi stood at the door and turned around and said, "I'll go to Longwang Town Police Station to explain the situation clearly. Even if you surrender, you won't be able to close the case."
Uncle stood up from the sofa and said, "I'll go with you."
Xiao Zhi asked, "Uncle, your illness?"
"I'll cure you. Explain the situation to the police station. It's just a matter of opening a clinic!" Uncle went out and cheered up.
"Uncle, you are really my good uncle." Xiao Zhi held his uncle's hand, Xiao Zhi's mother followed Fang Lei, and left the Fang family in a joke.
On the way, Xiao Zhi said, "My plan was learned from the masked man on TV!" Everyone laughed and rushed to Longwang Town.
