There is an old man named Shi Wanshan in Nanshantun. He is over fifty years old. He is not tall and dry. However, his big eyes are very bright and rumbling, but he looks particularly energetic.
On weekdays, in addition to building his own responsibility field, he did some miscellaneous things, and even made some calculations for others to step on graves, look at the foundation of the house, choose auspicious days, and count his fortune. That's it, people gave him the nickname Shi Banxian.
Shi Banxian's neighbor, the old Zhu family, is a neighbor of the backyard. The orphan and widowed mother live for their lives. She is honest and kind, and has a good family. She is a genuine and authentic family.
The son is Zhu Wanchun. He looks good, has good strength, is very good at heart, is very good at thinking, is just having sex with Shi Banxian's only daughter.
Shi Banxian calculated the birth dates and horoscopes of the two children, wishing that the two children would get married as soon as possible, but fulfilled their wish. But when the marriage was not completed, Shi Banxian and Zhu Wanchun tampered with each other and almost caused a life! What's going on?
? It turned out that a few years ago, when Murakami was drawing lots and left in the mountains, , Shi Banxian captured a flat-out meadow. This dianzi is close to the mountain and has the grave of the old Zhu family in his backyard. About twenty steps away from the cemetery, there is a small spring, which is full of clear water all year round, nourishing the meadow and making it soaked.
, the people in the village did not take it as a tight spot. As the population increased and the water source increased, some strong families stared at the land of Shi Banxian, intending to get it, push a reservoir and turn it into a paddy field.
Some people need to exchange for dry fields, while others need to buy at a high price. So, he kept coaxing around Shi Banxian.
Where is Shi Banxian? It's not changed, it's not sold, it's not open if it's kept. No one can tell what pills, paste and dan soup he had in the gourd.
Shi Banxian’s wife is alive and gets along well with the old Zhu family. Seeing that the Zhu family’s only Miaomiao Wanchun is good-looking, she joked with Wan Chunniang, saying that she wanted to give her daughter Lili to Wan Chun as her daughter-in-law and make a family in-law.
The children did not take these words seriously. Shi Banxian was the one who spoke without intention, and the one who listened with intention. He secretly calculated the birth dates and horoscopes of the two children, and conducted a careful study of the cemetery of the old Zhu family. After searching the information, he confirmed that the cemetery of the old Zhu family had a good hole, and his future life would be absolutely right.
Since then, Shi Banxian has become particularly concerned about the cemetery of the old Zhu family. No matter where there is a pig sucking his feet, he will drive him out of the two miles in one breath.
In this way, if Shi Banxian does not push the reservoir and boil paddy fields in his own dianzi, it will become an unrevealed secret. Lili and Wanchun are two years younger and older, and in a blink of an eye, they graduated from high school. A girl with beautiful eyebrows, plump and slim, graceful and graceful, and a handsome, tall and burly man in her early twenties.
The two often talk about life together and their future, and they are really in love. The two young people talked over and over again, and after a long time, three words popped out of their mouths: "You are so good." The flame of love ignited in my heart.
Shi Banxian's eyes were vicious, and I had already seen that I was almost inseparable from it. Ke Lili and Wanchun were not willing to spit at the old man, and Shi Banxian was a little unsteady.
One day, he took out his book and sat on the kang and flipped it out, wanting to find out which place has a noble person who can be a matchmaker for his two children, Lili went into the house and spoke: "Dad, push a reservoir on the land we have divided. The reservoir has been pushed, and eight or nine acres of paddy fields can be opened below. At that time, we will give the responsibility field to farmers with more labor and less land. Just open up wasteland, and you will guarantee seven or eight thousand yuan a year."
"Lier, Dad knows this, since you are now When the sky is mentioned, then Dad will ask you a question; what's going on with Wanchun? "
" Dad, look at you."
" Dad, I didn't mean to ask about this matter, but if you have no mother, Dad has to ask about it. If you really like him, the reservoir can't push anything. "
" Why? "
" As the saying goes, "'Direct streams in front of the grave will lead to wealth and honor for generations. Pushing a dam in front of the grave will make you poor. The mountains will be broken, and the days will be bad.’When your mother was alive, she said she would give you to Wanchun, which is for this, she would rather have less income than to recommend it. "
" Dad, you are all old imperial calendar , and Wanchun and his mother don't believe this! "
" I don't care whether they believe it or not. Anyway, I can't destroy the Feng Shui of his family's grave and ask you to marry you and live a poor life in the future. After my father checked the book, I will ask someone to build a bridge for you and book the marriage. In the future, my father will be able to do whatever he wants."
Lili knows her father's background. He not only believes in those messy things, but also believes in the Blood Tiger. If he knew what he knew, he would not wear a blindfold, and the nine-headed old cow could not pull him back! Lili saw that she couldn't understand her father for a while, and her big watery eyes flashed and said, "Dad, why are you in a hurry to get engaged? We are still young, let’s talk about it everywhere first. "After saying that, he left in anger.
That morning, Shi Banxian sat on the kang, squinting his eyes, thrusting Laba Jian, thinking about getting engaged to Lili as soon as possible. Suddenly, Lili ran back from outside, threw herself into his arms, and started crying.
Shi Banxian couldn't touch his head, and hurriedly helped Lili up and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her hands: "Lier, don't cry, tell my father, who bullied you? "
" Wan... Wanchun he..."
" What's wrong with him? "
" He...he doesn't want me! "
" What? "
" He...he thinks our family is poor,...he thinks you are incompetent. She... went to a vegetable seller in the city again. "
Lili is the pearl in Shi Banxian's palm. If he wants to put something else, he can bear it. But Lili's crying was even more uncomfortable than smearing his flesh, and she suddenly became furious!
"Okay, Zhu Wanchun, I misunderstood you before. What are the things I have let you down over the years? You fucking beat my girl haha, I, I fight you! "As he said that, he touched a shovel handle and rushed out.
"Dad, don't, don't interfere, if you really make a mistake, what can I do? Besides, we were not officially engaged to others, and he... didn't do anything to me either. If a forced melon is not sweet, you should be treated as a person, and if you agree, you should be blown away if you don’t agree. If I really frighten it out, I know, say he is not good, I don’t know, and I will think about what I am... What happened? How come I will have the attitude to meet people in the future..."
"Cough! "Shi Banxian heard Lili's words and was really: two shoulder pole---two difficult (male). For the sake of his daughter's face, he had to knock out the front teeth and swallow it. He threw the shovel and sat on the edge of the kang, and felt stuffy.
As the saying goes, "The road to enemies is narrow. Just when Shi Banxian was in a bad mood, Zhu Wanchun took back the procedures for mining quarry from the township mineral resources department. The location of the quarry was set on the hillside behind the cemetery of Shi Banxian's family.
Shi Banxian heard this news and seemed to have dug his family's ancestral grave. He picked up a piece of firewood and ran to Wanchun's yard and yelled and scolded: "Zhu Wanchun, if you have a genital place, you come out! Why the hell do you want to crash the stone behind my ancestral tomb? Bad my Feng Shui! You said, what am I sorry for you? ! "
" Uncle, what era is this? You still believe in these. Besides, the stone yard is so far from your grave, and it cannot collapse your grave. Although one after another, this is also approved by the superiors. I cannot make money by having your family’s grave in front of the stone yard! We live in front and back yards. Don’t be so kind because of this little thing. Do you think you are? Uncle! "
" Bah! Who is your uncle? Even if you can’t collapse my grave when you set up a stone yard, why…”
Lili saw that her father wanted to mention her and Wanchun, and hurried forward to stop her: “Dad, go back quickly, don’t be afraid of others’ jokes! father. "
" Li'er, you dodge it! Dad had to tell him what he said today! "
Shi Banxian's trouble attracted many people to watch the fun, some to persuade, some to slip away from the cracks and not be afraid of chaos.At the moment of difficulty, a tall and thin old man walked up to say to "Shi Banxian": "My cousin, come on, we gentleman don't fight with villains, go back!"
"Her cousin, it's not me who relies on my old age, he Zhu Wanchun..."
"Okay, okay, I know everything, let's talk about it when I have something to go back."
fights this person who is in his early fifties, with a pair of cat-like eyes flashing on his sunflower-shaped face, with a bit of ghost appearance. He is the famous Sai Zhuge on the village. Not only did he have countless hearts and eyes, but he also had a knife-like mouth. No matter what, if he stabbed him, small things could become bigger and big things could become smaller. Therefore, even the head of the village was in awe of him.
Shi Banxian originally wanted to find fault with Zhu Wanchun, but it was a big deal and vented for Lili. However, after Wanchun, "Uncle, uncle," she exclaimed, half of her anger in her heart, and she wanted to end it, but there was no way to go.
Jingsai Zhuge said this and it happened to be downhill. While clamoring, "Zhu Wanchun, you and I are not finished!", he walked towards home angrily.
Sai Zhuge pushed Shi Banxian onto the kang, took out a box of filter in his pocket, and lit it one by one, took a few mouthfuls, and said to Shi Banxian: "Cousin-law, why are you so angry?"
"Damn it, his Zhu family's stone collapse is simply a collapse of the Feng Shui of my Shi family!"
"Hmph, cousin-law, I said you are smart, confused for a while, brave but not a resourceful, and live in your fifties in vain. I will not do this!"
"Then, what do you think you are doing?"
"Didn't the Zhu family destroy the Feng Shui of your Shi family's graveyard? Can't you use poison to fight poison and destroy the Feng Shui of his graveyard?"
"This..."
"What? If you are not kind, just let us be unrighteous. His boy named Zhu collapsed stones behind your graveyard. What is this called? This is called Zhu (pig) eating Shi (shi). In my opinion, you should quickly push a reservoir in front of his graveyard. You are the main reservoir. The reservoir is Shi. At that time, the reservoir circle is full of water. When the weather is hot, the water temperature rises. Isn't that Shi (death) Wen (plague) Zhu (pig)?"
"As you say..."
"As long as you say..."
"As soon as possible, people call you half immortals, why can't you even see such a heat? Alas! It's time, if you don't push it, there will be no water in the reservoir at that time. Let alone Shi (death) Wen (plague) Zhu (pig), even rice can't be planted. ! You! "
" Is this okay?"
" Isn't this a reason? Let's go to the village to approve it, and then plant rice on the ground. Besides, this matter is known, the earth knows, you know, I know, who can do what you do? "
" Well, but that's right, in the past, I always considered Lili and Wanchun's affairs, alas! It's clean and neat now, it's time to push it! "
" That's right!"
Shi Banxian took a deep breath of cigarettes, his eyes turned, he thought a little, frowned, and sighed, "Push, I'll have to push it sooner or later, but this year's not possible!"
" How do you say this? "
" As the saying goes He said: 'I have money to buy seedlings, but I don't have money to buy seedlings. 'Think about it, what season is now? Even if I get the seeds, I won't be transferred to the seedlings again. Wait until people are left to buy plantings, that is: the door god is posted on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month and it will be spring for three days."
"This...oh, there is!"
Sai Zhuge's eyes lit up, "A few days ago, I went to his aunt's house and heard that his uncle gave his nephew more than 100 square meters of seedlings. Later, I heard that the mat was heavy. Tomorrow, I will tell him to keep it. If it is gone, you will plant me."
"Day helps me!"
Shi Banxian slapped his thigh, "Push!"
Shi Banxian was full of anger and gave up all his worries. The next morning, he went to the village to get a copy of Kaidianzi from Zhangtui Reservoir, and sat in the driving building of the bulldozer he found, and drove it to the Dianzi. After a few days, a tall Kuji and a flat land of open space were pushed into. A night of spring rain filled the empty warehouse and stretched out his tongue and squeezed his eyes.
Shi Banxian secretly thanked God for helping him, got up early and went to bed late, and leveled the ground like a mirror.
days, it’s hot day and rainy day and it’s getting more and more days.
In order to achieve his goal of Shi (death) Wen (plague) Zhu (pig), Shi Banxian filled the water in a small reservoir all day long.
Summer is here. As the water in Shi Banxian Reservoir continued to heat up, Zhu Wanchun opened the stone yard and became more and more prosperous. Shi Banxian looked at the big and small vehicles driving towards Zhu Wanchun's stone yard all day long, and his eyebrows formed into lumps. As soon as they were tied, they became autumn.
On this day, Shi Banxian finished cutting the rice, drank some wine in the evening, and chatted with Sai Zhuge who came to visit. As he chatted, he kept saying three words to the company: "I said his cousin, do you think this life is related to the Feng Shui of the cemetery??"
Sai Zhuge heard this and his eyes rolled and said, "Yes!"
"Not necessarily."
"What do you say?" Sai Zhuge was stunned.
"I pushed the reservoir in front of the cemetery of the old Zhu family. Not only did it not affect the people's fortune, but what happened? I broke out rice worth 7,000 to 8,000 yuan. From this point of view, the feng shui pipes in the cemetery are just nonsense. I blame my elm for not being able to open my mind. If I had pushed Dianzi a few years ago, I was afraid that I would have to have 20,000 yuan on hand. Wanchun, seeing that we have money, maybe... Alas! It's too late!"
"Do you regret saying this?" Sai Zhuge glared at his eyes.
"It's not a pity for regret, but I also feel that it's not a big deal to bring the relationship between the two families to this point for such a trivial matter."
"If you think so, go to Wan Chun to reconcile tomorrow."
"Lili is what he doesn't want, and ask me to apologize to him, but there is no one!"
"Banxian! Banxian, I think you are almost half-did! After so long, have you not seen any flaws?"
"What flaws?" Shi Banxian asked in surprise.
"Oh, my half-immortal? This spring, why don't you think about it? Lili and Wanchun are so well together. Can you blow it if you say it? After planting rice, I will tell you the matter clearly. Lili will not let her go. She said she would wait until you wake up. Now, I will tell you the truth. Lili said that Wanchun doesn't want her. That's fake. The purpose is to ask you to get rid of your concerns and focus on pushing the reservoir without any hindrance. "
" Ah..."
"What? Even the seedlings you planted are given to you by Wanchun."
"So, do you know these things in advance?"
"Not only do you know, I also made up Zhu (pig) to eat Shi (shi), Shi (pig) Wen (plague) Zhu (pig) will lead you to a army."
Shi Banxian heard this and became angry. She threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stood up, stepped forward and grabbed Sai Zhuge's collar: "Okay, Sai Zhuge, it turns out that you are plotting against me together!"
Shi Zhuge raised his hand calmly, pulled Shi Banxian's hand pulling his collar, smiled, and said proudly: "This shows that we have a high plan! "
" No, how tall you are! No matter how tall you are, you won't be able to die?"
" Cousin-law, don't have such a high voice. You are an elder, and you don't like to apologize to Wanchun. Isn't it okay if I ask him to apologize to you tomorrow?" "
" Cousin, don't wait for tomorrow, let him apologize now." As soon as he finished speaking, Lili pushed Wanchun out of the door and pushed him to Shi Banxian. Zhu Wanchun was obedient like a kitten, and obediently gave Shi Banxian a 90-degree gift, and smiled slightly, "Uncle, Wanchun apologized for you."
Shi Banxian saw Wanchun coming to call him uncle, and immediately pulled her face down and cursed, "Don't you, I'm not your uncle!"
Lili saw this, and hurriedly poked Wanchun's back with her hand. Wanchun was like this bucket by Lili, and immediately woke up and changed her mouth and shouted, "Dad."
"Come on, don't give me a sweet date to eat. In the future, don't make a circle and anger me!"
Shi Banxian finished speaking, and finally pulled her tugging face back.
