I hung up the white silk given to me by the emperor.
I quickly suggested to the emperor: "Why, change me to poisonous wine?"
But after drinking the poisonous wine, I didn't wait for the poison to come.
I reached out my hand to the dagger helplessly and assured the emperor: "This
reply, I promise that it will be foolproof!"
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1
I hung up the white silk given to me by the emperor.
The emperor checked my white silk in surprise, and then he turned to look at me.
I quickly suggested to the emperor: "Why, change me to poisonous wine?"
Before he could speak, I quickly snatched the poisonous wine from his hand.
But after drinking the poisonous wine, I didn't wait for the poison to come.
I reached out to the dagger helplessly and assured the emperor: "This time, I promise that everything is foolproof!"
did not wait for the emperor to react.
I stabbed the dagger into my chest, but I didn’t expect the blade to retract into the handle!
is stuck tightly!
I can’t even pry it out even if I take the gold hairpin!
I looked up at the emperor awkwardly, his face turned ashen.
I really don’t know which scheming slave is going to make me a three-piece set of life.
is not useful!
I had to sigh: "Oh, Your Majesty, it seems that I can only trouble you to strangle me to death!"
I closed my eyes and stretched my neck long to facilitate the emperor to take action.
result, no movement for a long time.
I was just about to open my eyes and see what was going on.
is engulfed in his arms.
The man spoke up on top of my head: "Xu Qingrong, don't look."
I was not obedient and secretly opened my eyes a crack.
Good guy!
The emperor was actually knelt on the ground by two rebels. He was glaring at me with bloodshot eyes!
, no, it's the man who is holding me angrily.
This man is the leader of the rebel army, Fang Xun!
He revolted from Jinzhou, waved his arms and attacked the palace with a prairie fire. Within half a year, he attacked the palace.
The world is already his treasure.
And the emperor and I are the unlucky queen of the deceased king.
We both planned to die without such humiliation as the country's destruction.
I hanged my white silk, and he committed suicide by drinking poisonous wine.
But now, the emperor is arrested and the queen is held in the arms of the rebel leader.
This, let’s not forget the emperor’s country, but I am still cuckolded in public?
is really exciting.
In the blink of an eye, we are already the former emperor and the former queen.
Fang Xun did not kill us, so he found a remote palace and put us under house arrest.
The palace maid who served me was crying every day, saying that Fang Xun was reincarnated by the god of killing, and he actually wiped out the aristocratic and royal family in the capital.
I was looking forward to it, thinking about when Fang Xun would attack me and the emperor.
This time, Fang Xun was supervised, so there would be no mistakes in the three-piece set, right?
I discussed with the emperor: "Your Majesty, after a while, Fang Xun gave us two to death. We used poison wine as cup wine and we also had to show his love before death. How about it?"
The emperor looked at me as if he was looking at an idiot: "Fang Xun is so perverted in his heart, so he came to the cold palace to see our death?"
Oh, that's right.
I sat next to him and sighed.
The emperor was originally slumped on the couch and drowning his sorrows by drinking. Seeing that I was frowning, he pushed the wine pot in front of me.
He and I are both sad people.
The emperor’s sweetheart is not me, but the imperial concubine.
Since the imperial concubine entered the palace, the emperor has been indulging in love with the imperial concubine all day long and ignored the government affairs. After Fang Xun's uprising, the ministers all called the imperial concubine a demon concubine who was a disaster to the country and forced the emperor to give her death.
The emperor had to kill his beloved with his own hands, and he did not save the crumbling empire.
And my sweetheart was once Fang Xun.
I and him are in love with each other.
However, when the emperor issued an order to grant me the title of queen, I asked him to elope, but he did not come. The day after
was blocked, I decided to completely forget him.
Now, I just want to show his love to the emperor in front of Fang Xun.
people are embarrassed, but they can't lose in pretending.
The emperor and I were drunk, and we were drunk, we hugged each other and we cried bitterly.
The emperor cried and said that he was sorry for his ancestors and his concubines.
I was crying so hard that I cursed the eighteen generations of ancestors who were preparing for the White Shade Dog slave.
I woke up after being drunk, my headache was split, and I looked around and the emperor was gone.
I don’t know when the servant was lifted to bed, changed into clean clothes, and was thoughtfully covered with a quilt.
I asked the palace maid where the emperor went.
The palace maid replied that Fang Xun asked the emperor to drink.
This is just Hongmen Banquet.
2
My premonition is indeed very accurate.
When the emperor came back, his face turned darker than the bottom of the pot.
I heard from the eunuch who served me that the emperor was humiliated in every way at the banquet.
Fang Xun and others not only asked the emperor to perform poems, but also performed the flying fairy dance on the drums created in public with Imperial Concubine .
Moreover, Fang Xun gave the emperor a real cuckold in public and said that I would sleep with him tonight.
I understand it in seconds.
immediately rushed into the house to look for the emperor to show his loyalty.
I said to the emperor, "Your Majesty, I will never let you suffer such a great humiliation. Now let's show your ambition by death!"
The emperor looked at me and said, "The relationship between us should not be that."
I pondered for a long time and asked him solemnly: "If you want to live a good life, you will inevitably have a green top on your head?"
The veins on the emperor's forehead swelled up: "..."
I realized it, and he really cared!
I immediately hit the post with my head.
Bang!
I was so shocked that my eyes were dizzy. The pillar was cracked, but I didn't burp on the spot.
creak.
The pillar seems to be knocked down by me.
The emperor's face turned pale and he hurriedly pulled me out of the house.
As soon as we ran out of the yard, the palace behind us collapsed.
The emperor and I were stunned.
I touched the forehead that had swollen a big bag and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, can you awaken Iron Head Kung Fu ?"
The emperor's eyelids twitched, and his eyes looked at me as if he was looking at a monster.
is over, I'm in trouble again.
The emperor has always disliked me.
He said that looking for someone to sleep with him should also pursue some pursuits. Sleeping in me is equivalent to giving up the pursuit of life.
The emperor spoke sarcastically: "Why do you hit the pillar when you meet Fang Xun tonight and have the luck to pull him to bury him?"
I nodded wildly.
means, this matter is for me!
He looked at my confident look and almost turned it over.
He gave me a thumbs up, turned his back to me, and stopped talking.
I sat shoulder to shoulder with him, sitting on the ruins until sunset.
Before the people in the palace welcome me to Yangxin Palace , he advised me, "Xu Qingrong, I thought, it's better to live a life than to die... Maybe, this time, it's an opportunity for you to rebuild it with him!"
I actually feel a little sorry for the emperor's love mind.
I was helpless: "Your Majesty, have you forgotten, who did you die at my parents?"
My father is a strong man.
When Fang Xun attacked the city, he would rather die than surrender.
As a result, the city was broken and the people were dead, and my mother followed my father.
The emperor was stunned for a moment, and then covered his face: "After all, I am sorry for all of you."
3
I know that the emperor began to miss the imperial concubine again.
He is indeed not a good emperor.
He made a great defeat in a prosperous era, and now he can have a name in the history of a foolish emperor.
On the evening, the palace people washed me and stripped them all up.
I was wrapped in a quilt and sent to the Palace of Care for Heart.
The candlelight in the hall is bright, and the curtains are covered with shadows.
I saw Fang Xun walking in wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, and he sat by the bed.
I haven't seen each other for ten years, and he has a bit of solemn and cold temperament.
He said, "Xu Qingrong, we will meet again."
I deliberately angered him and asked, "Fang Xun, I haven't seen you for many years. Why are you infected with the perverted preference of giving someone a cuckold to occupy your wife?"
Fang Xun's face turned heavy, and his back was facing me, as if he suppressed his anger.
Half salary, he suddenly said, "Xu Qingrong, you should have married me."
I asked sarcastically: "So you gave my husband a cuckold in public and said something to me to serve him in bed to insult my husband and wife? "
He was so angry that he clenched his fists.
I suggested to him: "After you finish that matter, you will give me white silk or poisoned wine. I really don't want to see my reputation ruined by you. "
" Don't even think about seeking death! "Fang Xun gritted his teeth, "If I want you to die, there is no need to arrange for eunuchs to deal with you when you are seeking death. "
It turns out that my three-piece set of life was caused by Fang Xun.
I was speechless: "Fang Xun, can you stop me for a while, can you stop me for a lifetime? "
I want to seek death, there are always ten thousand ways!
He was silent, and after a long time, a sentence suddenly appeared: "Xu Qingrong, the letter you sent me back then was tampered with the date. I'm not, I dare not elope with you. "
I was stunned.
Fang Xun probably thought that we could reconcile the misunderstanding of that year and then continue our relationship.
But when I thought of my parents who died tragically, my concubines and sisters who had already died in the country.
My heart was hard again.
I said, "Fang Xun, I am twenty-five years old, and I am no longer the girl who was full of love and drinking water back then.
Do you know what is the difference between a person, twenty-five years old and fifteen years old?
When I was fifteen, I could fall in love with all my might just look like a boy.
When you are twenty-five years old, when you see a man, you have to consider what kind of life he can provide, whether his mother-in-law and sister-in-law are easy to get along with, whether their values are suitable for each other, and finally consider whether you can love this man.
Fang Xun, you are not suitable for me now, and I can't love you anymore. "
Fang Xun seemed to be unable to accept this result.
He stood up.
It took him a long time before he turned to look at me.
His face was restrained and calm, but there was a burning emotion in his eyes.
He said, "Xu Qingrong, we still have a long time in the future, and we can't tolerate you saying that we are not suitable. "
He looked at me by the bed for a long time, and his hand fell on my face several times, but shrank back.
Finally, he left.
He didn't touch me, probably listening to my words, and didn't want to ruin his reputation.
So, I got up and put on my clothes.
I looked around and gritted my teeth and pushed down the candlestick beside the bed.
Just as the candlelight was lit, a shadow guard jumped out from somewhere, holding a basin of water to put out the fire.
After finishing my work, the person disappeared.
Me: "? ? ? "
I stood up and walked left and right, and shouted tentatively, but no one responded to me.
So, I held a pillar and hit my head with my head without saying a word.
Who knew that the expected pain did not come.
Shadow Guard appeared again, and he blocked my forehead with his hand.
Shadow Guard said, "Before leaving, your Majesty told you not to let you die, you cannot die. "
I didn't care about him, pulled off all the curtains in the bedroom, and prepared to twist them into cloth strips, twist them into a rope to hang them.
As a result, I just removed the cloth strips, and the shadow guard knocked me out with a knife hand.
When I woke up, I saw the shadow guard tied me up with the cloth strips I twisted down.
Me: "? ? ? "
This shadow guard is not good at martial arts!
4
The next day.
I returned to the abandoned palace with the panda's eyes.
I died all night and I was very tired.
Halfway through the way, I was called to a secluded palace by the current queen.
I was overjoyed and quickly grabbed the queen's hand with enthusiasm.
I asked, "Queen, you are a great person! Are you planning to give me poisonous wine, white silk, or a poisonous dagger? "
Queen showed embarrassment: "None of them are. "
I said wonderingly: "Aren't you planning to fight with me? "
Queen said: "I heard that the harems of the previous dynasty are harmonious. Even when the imperial concubine favors the harem alone, there was no incident of women jealousy causing a fight. I'm just curious, what did you do? I was the first time I became a queen, and I had no idea…”
Fang Xun and I have been separated for ten years. It is normal for him to marry and have children.
I just didn’t expect that Fang Xun’s wife was quite ambitious.
I said modestly: "It's easy to say it, so many years, thanks to my newcomer's good admonition for the palace."
The queen asked me, "How to do the admonition for the palace?"
I asked her back: "What do you think women in the world need to pass the assessment to determine their status by relying on how many times they have been sleeped by men?"
"Qing, brothel?" The queen is not sure.
"Wrong, it's the harem." I said, "The women in the harem all use the emperor's favor and offspring to determine their treatment and promotion."
I paused and looked at her with a smile: "So, from a certain perspective, the women in the harem are indeed no different from brothel prostitutes. They are all people with sex! The women in the harem are just tools used by the royal family to reproduce offspring - tools."
The queen was shocked, and seemed unable to accept this fact, and could not refute my appearance.
I said, "Consorts, no matter what tricks you make, it is nothing more than attracting the emperor to sleep with you. After serving in bed, I start staring at your belly and waiting for you to give birth to a prince. This is what the old saying in the palace often says, "Breeding offspring is the priority.
So, what do you think the woman in this harem looks like?"
"Like... like..." The queen was speechless.
I interrupted her: "Like the female pigs used for breeding in the pigpen, ."
The queen was trembling all over and could hardly stand.
"So, why do you have to fight each other?" I asked her, "Is it possible that if you give the emperor a few more sleep and give birth to a few more princes, isn't it a fertility tool?"
"I...I..." The queen's face turned pale.
Her three views collapsed instantly.
I patted her on the shoulder: "You go back and think about it carefully."
The new queen shook her figure and was helped away by her servants as if she was lost.
I looked at her back and thought to myself, she was protected by Fang Xun very well.
is not like me, I see the true face of the harem early.
is invincible, how lonely it is.
I left the side hall and happened to find the emperor eavesdropping outside the door.
His face turned pale and he obviously heard what I just said.
The emperor's hands were trembling, pointing at me, his voice trembling: "You...you!!!"
Before, I dared not speak so explicitly.
I will use very euphemistic words to let the newcomers understand that women in the harem are just a tragedy.
Now, the country has been destroyed.
I naturally have to pretend to be big.
"Xu Qingrong, have you considered me a client in the past ten years?!" The emperor was obviously very angry and was about to strangle me to death.
This is not exactly what I want!
I quickly stretched my neck and pinched it to him!
Who knew that his hand had not touched me yet.
Shadow Guard fell from the sky, and a knife hand slashed him out.
Then, the shadow guard put the emperor under his armpit, and ran away again.
After the shadow guard left.
I saw Fang Xun standing not far away with him. He looked at me in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.
Maybe, he also heard the conversation just now.
He walked forward and wanted to reach out to me.
I quickly backed up.
Fang Xun had to stop: "Xu Qingrong, I heard that the queen was coming to find you, but I was afraid that she would cause trouble for you, so I followed her. But I didn't expect that you have lived so hard in the past ten years."
Me: "I'm not..."
He wouldn't really think that I've been a prostitute in the harem in the past ten years, right? !
"Stop talking, I understand." He interrupted me, "In the future, I will double my compensation."
I struggled to death: "I really don't!"
He was serious: "If this is the reason why you are determined to die, then I will heal you for the rest of your life!"
I meowed: "..."
I shouldn't have shot myself in the foot!
5
On the way back, I kept thinking about how to explain it to the emperor.
The emperor is Xiao Yunsong.
In fact, he has taught me well over the past ten years.
So, when he heard me say that he was a client behind my back, I felt guilty.
After all, I have no favors or children for ten years.
But even when he and the imperial concubine fell in love with the most ridiculous, they did not pull me off from the position of queen.
He never treated me harshly.
I was behind my back, but I said that.
is a little bit, hurting his self-esteem.
As soon as I stepped into the collapsed palace, I heard him pulling the shadow guard and crying.
Xiao Yunsong asked: "You said, have I been short of her food and clothing for the past ten years?!"
Yingwei shook her head.
Xiao Yunsong pulled the corner of the shadow sweater and asked, "Then tell me, have I scolded her and punished her in the past ten years and forced her to do something she didn't want to do?!"
Shadow Guard shook his head again.
Xiao Yunsong was very disappointed: "So, over the past ten years, how can she... how can she look at me like this?! Woo woo woo woo woo..."
Me: "..."
Alas, it's really a sin!
I raised my foot and wanted to sneak away.
Who knew that Xiao Yunsong had eyes behind him, and suddenly turned around and pointed at me and cursed, "Stop, you scumbag!"
I was against the wall behind me, and I had nowhere to hide, so I had to smile awkwardly at him.
He rushed to me, blocked my way, and asked me: "What has I been unable to treat you in the past ten years? You slander me like this?!"
I said wonder: "Your Majesty was cuckolded in public by Fang Xun. Why did I refuse to forgive me if I say I am a client!"
Xiao Yunsong almost vomited a mouthful of blood: "What does it mean that I am cuckolded?! That's because I plan to fulfill you! As for you saying that I am a client, it is definitely an insult to my personality!!"
I swallowed.
His finger pointed at the tip of my nose, furious and aggrieved.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and cursed, "Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated!"
I coaxed him, "Your Majesty also said that sleeping is equivalent to giving up the pursuit of life. I am saying this to you now, and we are equal, okay?"
Xiao Yunsong became irritated: "That's different! The reason why I said that back then was because when you were sick and sleeping, you cried and called Fang Xun, okay?! I couldn't say something to ease the atmosphere at the beginning?!"
...this...
Xiao Yunsong's way of ease the atmosphere was really unique.
I looked around and saw that the shadow guard disappeared at some point.
So, I decided to change the topic and let him forget about the matter I cheated on him sooner.
I asked him, "That, does Your Majesty know that Shadow Guard?"
Xiao Yunsong's pupils seemed to shrink suddenly.
Then he shook his head firmly: "That's Fang Xun's man, how could I know him?"
I said: "Your Majesty asked him those questions, and he shook his head, and it felt like you two had known each other for a long time."
Xiao Yunsong was speechless: "I, such a pitiful man who was maliciously slandered by a scumbag girl and heartbroken. Under normal circumstances, people with a little sympathy would shake their heads firmly to comfort my heart with a lot of holes, okay?!"
finally opened up the topic, why did it go back again!
I have two big heads.
Sure enough, Xiao Yunsong accused me heartbrokenly: "You think everyone is like you, with a loner and righteousness! A wolf-hearted heart! A stern heart!"
I sighed and simply lay straight on the ground.
Xiao Yunsong was surprised: "What are you doing?"
I replied weakly: "I have lie down and let me laugh."
