One time I went to the countryside and listened to Lao Zhang, a cultural station, telling an interesting folk story.
The protagonist of the story is the famous landlord bully Liu Wencai. Although the content is a bit far-fetched and absurd. But savoring it carefully also makes people laugh.
I can’t beat the landlord, I can at least make up stories and relieve the aura in my heart.
Chapter 1 Liu Wencai's family has four long-term workers. Although they are not amazing in appearance, they are all smart people, eloquent, and especially good at limericks. If you find an opportunity, you will mock Liu Wencai and make your mouth accusation.
On this day, the long-term workers were working in the field. The weather suddenly changed and the clouds were covered with dark clouds, as if it was about to rain.
Boss Zhang was very thoughtful, his eyes rolled, threw his hoe on the ground, and said, "The weather is dizzy."
Liu Laoer immediately said, "It seems to be windy."
Hu Laosan took it over and said, "It will rain when it blows."
Zhao Laosi said, "It will stop working when it rains."
When everyone heard this, they stopped working and carried the things and went home.
Four people walked in front and entered the door first. They happened to see Liu Wencai cleaning in the Buddhist temple with a feather duster. Boss Zhang said, "When you enter the door, you will see the landlord."
Liu Laoer took it and said, "Sweep the dirt with your butt."
Hu Laosan snorted and said, "I have nothing to do when I have enough to eat."
Zhao Laosi smiled and said, "It's good to move your body."
Liu Wencai had sharp ears. When he looked back, he saw that a few people were not working, and he stood at the door and was talking. He was so angry that he immediately jumped three feet high with a feather duster and cursed: "A group of livestock who only know how to eat and are lazy and not working. The landlord's family has no surplus food. You are not working for me in the field, and you even scold me when you come home. The law of heaven cannot tolerate it. You must find the county master to cure you!"
Four people laughed and didn't take it seriously. They talked and laughed all the way to the county office.
When the county magistrate heard the whole story, he asked the four people with a stern face: "Why don't you work well in the fields and scold the boss when you go home?"
Boss Zhang explained: "The county magistrate doesn't know anything, we didn't scold him, but it was going to rain, so we went home early. Just as we came in, we saw the boss working, and he said a few words with emotion. He didn't hear it clearly, thinking we were cursing!"
Liu Wencai said viciously: "Don't talk lies with my eyes open. Even Confucius doesn't know me. Where did I feel it? I just don't want to work and talk nonsense. "
County Master nodded repeatedly when he heard this: "Let me tell you what you said when you entered the door. If it is reasonable, I will spare you. Otherwise, there will be 40 boards per person."
Four people are not afraid at all. Boss Zhang said:
"Report to the county master, it is not difficult to let us say it again, but if you just say it once, I am afraid the boss will not accept it. Why don't you give me a question and let us say it. If you say it well, let us go. If you say it well, you are willing to be beaten." When the county master heard this, he found it very interesting and applauded. He pointed to the apricot tree in front of the hall and said, "Okay, just use the apricot tree in front of the hall as a question!"
Boss Zhang thought for a while, and said, "A apricot tree in front of the hall."
Liu Laoer said: "Move left and right with the wind."
Hu Laosan said: "Ripe apricots have red faces."
Zhao Laosi said, "The green apricot is sour and hard."
The county magistrate had not tasted it yet, and a dog happened to run under the apricot tree and pulled a soak in shit.
Boss Zhang immediately said, "Luckily, the dog shits."
Liu Laoer continued and said, "You can be a fat guy."
Hu Laosan said: "Lag people don't take care of them."
Zhao Laosi said, "The trees bear good results."
When the county master heard this, he said it was rough and not rough, and he said it was really that way.The ruling was immediately decided, and the landlord Liu Wencai was fined ten yuan and was acquitted by acquittal.
Four people went out happily, and Liu Wencai lost money in a daze. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he cursed all the way.
Boss Zhang said, "The boss suffered a loss."
Liu Laoer said: "I lost ten oceans."
Hu Laosan said: "Does the heart hurt?"
Zhao Laosi said: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't scold people."
Liu Wencai was so angry that he glared at him, but he didn't dare to scold him anymore. He walked with his hands and his hips on his back.
Four people smiled even happier when they saw it.
Boss Zhang said again: "He has a big butt and a small heart."
Liu Laoer said: "I still like to complain."
Hu Laosan said: "It's embarrassing to lose money."
Zhao Laosi said: "I suffer for myself."
Liu Wencai was both ashamed and angry, and he could be said to be "a mute who eats coptis chinensis, and he can't tell if he has any pain"!
From then on, Liu Wencai hated and feared these four people, and did not dare to meet them, but did not dare to offend them, for fear that they would arrange themselves again, so he had to turn a blind eye and just pretend that nothing had happened.
The story is over, don’t you give me a thumbs up?
