33. Xuande Tower borrows bows, painted ghosts and eat people
Master Suo Erxiu finally understood the ins and outs of the past of the Ba family during the bickering between Wang Yunsheng and Guan Xiaoren. He couldn't help but feel nervous. It seems that the big swallow and tiger in Laoba's yard is really not a good deal. If it is so easy to deal with, that Master Batuba will not be able to die in a foreign land. Now that this matter has been ripped off, I can't ignore it, but I have to care, how can I control it? After all, this thing can no longer be found now, so I can't tell you when it will come out and continue to harm people!
Master Suo Er pinched his chin and was silent for a moment. Wang Yunsheng and Guan Xiaoge were not idle at this time. "I just said Guan Xiaoge. Master Batuba used his ability to make Yan Biehu pregnant by his concubine Seventh. Why did you just say that it was the ulterior motive of the concubine Seventh in the Beishan cemetery? I see how you learn how to take off Bai'er without blinking his eyelids? I think that the black Yan Biehu can't be properly tidied up! Humph!" Wang Yunsheng relied on his familiar relationship with Master Suo, and robbed Bai Qi and Guan Xiaoge.
"Oh my god! I said Wang Yunsheng, Wang Yunsheng, can you stop listening to the nonsense of those old ladies on the street? How do you listen to the wind and rain? Who are we? We are working in the yamen, and after all, we are officials who protect the people. I don't know anything better than them! You can do it, don't be blind here!" Guan Xiaoren replied to Wang Yunsheng with dissatisfaction.
Wang Yunsheng didn't care and said "How about not being a servant at the yamen? The butt board in the hall was so loud! Slap, oh, we can't do it. We dare not yawn like others, and our tone was so big!" Wang Yunsheng looked up at the room and thought of the yanger.
This made Guan Xiaoren very angry, "Hey! You Wang Feijia, how do you say? You don't slap people in the face or scold people, don't reveal your shortcomings. Do you think I'm willing to be slap them? Am I not thinking about the safety of the people in the city? Are you afraid of being in the alley behind? Did I run away?" Guan Xiaoren asked Wang Yunsheng to explain it clearly with his chest.
"Well! You didn't run away, you could run away too! If you hadn't met me, you would have been frozen into a popsicle if you didn't let Na Shun'er get rid of his brain! You'd be embarrassed to say it! Really, don't have a face." Wang Yunsheng glanced at the big mouth and turned his head to look elsewhere and stopped paying attention to Guan Xiaoman.
This is Guan Xiaoren very angry, but Wang Yunsheng is now on the battle-free sign and he will not bicker with you. He will say whatever you like, but Guan Xiaoren is very anxious, "No, Wang Yunsheng! Wang Fei's family! You talk to everyone, why am I afraid? Why am I angry? Let me explain it to everyone."
Wang Yunsheng didn't accept Guan Xiaoren's words, Guan Xiaoren didn't dare to ask Master Suo Er to judge him, so he turned his head and complained to Er Mati. "Little God, tell me that I Guan Xiaoren is the kind of person who is greedy for life and death? Say fairy."
"You really want me to speak fairly?" Er Mati asked Guan Xiaoren without raising his head and opening his eyes.
"That's not really what! I can still make jokes with you! You said, I believe you are old the most! Don't look at Wang Fei's righteous brother, I think you will definitely be able to treat me in a good way without waiting for me to protect me. Do you think what I said makes sense!" Guan Xiaoren was afraid of second burying protect me. I have given Ermiao Ti a certain big hat in advance. In my heart, no matter how arrogant you, Wang Yunsheng, can you be a good person, and you have to know how to do things. Don’t talk about your righteous brother, even if you are your own father, it will be useless!
"Well! Don't say that you are just listening to others at the moment! You want me to tell me about this. You are really not good at doing things at the moment. Being timid is not your fault, but your characteristic. If you are not timid, you will not be Guan Xiaoke. My brother is telling the truth, nothing wrong with him." Ermiao Tie didn't care whether Guan Xiaoke was happy or not, so he told the truth. Now he was so cool that Guan Xiaoke's face was the same as his pants in his zodiac year.
号号号号号号 This time, he took a big frustration and put out the fire in an instant, and he never said anything again. Ermiaotai still felt unsatisfied, and opened his mouth and wanted to continue to tease Guan Xiaorenzi, but was stopped by Erma Suo. "You are the most idle, why are you still having fun? Are you going to the Beijing Market?"
"What am I going to the Beijing Market? There is no collection today?" Erma Suo's words made Ermiaotai a little confused.
"You go to the Beijing Market to leave the story! You can speak so vernacularly, it will definitely not be a problem to earn a few dollars. Don't worry, I think you have this potential. Go, you will definitely not be wrong!" Master Suo said to Ertai half encouragement and half teasing.
Is this good? There are four people in a table. Wang Yunsheng stopped when he saw it, and he has long stopped talking. On the contrary, Guan Xiaorenzi and Erbati were both embarrassed and blushed, and they were so frustrated that they were so fragile.
"I said it's the moment, do you know where to have a drama troupe with us?" Mr. Suo asked the little guy in the small man.
"A opera troupe! The street is across the east of us is Xuanhelou. There are all kinds of Peking Opera , Pingju , Errenzhuan , and Errenzhuan , but it's lively! If I hadn't been worried about the city's affairs these days, I would have wanted to go over and take a look. I heard that a little girl who sang Xihe drum recently came to the gate. Hey! Just say that the little look of the parents, one word, is handsome! I still want to take a look these days! Second Master, if you are happy, let's go over and sit for a while!" Wang Yunsheng heard that Mr. Suo Er asked the troupe about his own addiction again, regardless of whether Mr. Suo Er is willing or not, he would have interrupted and said happily.
"You are a prodigal thing, are you wrong? Mr. Suo is asking me, why are you everywhere?" Guan Xiaoren said unhappily to Wang Yunsheng.
"Okay! I'm talking too much, I'm talking too much, I'm just pretending that I didn't say anything! You say, you say it yourself!" Wang Yunsheng closed his mouth unhappily and looked at Guan Xiaoren.
"Then, that's the thing, Xuanhelou is across the street from the east of Master Suo. You, you always think, think..." Guan Xiaoren wanted to speak but stopped, saying in his heart that he couldn't do this Master Suo really wants to listen to the opera, right? If you really go to listen to the opera, then your mind will be too big!
"Look, do you think I said it's not the same? I thought the theater you said was open in our Luweiju?" Wang Yunsheng glanced at the little one.
"Who are you familiar with Xuanhelou? Take me over and have a look!" Master Suo Er said to Guan Xiaoren and Wang Yunsheng.
If you want to eat, drink and have fun, this little guy is a bit worse than Wang Yunsheng. For nothing else, this young master of the Wang family is a person who dares to spend money. Don’t worry about the situation, as long as there is a price, there is no price? The price is not worth it depends on whether the boss Wang’s boss is rare or not. If the boss Wang’s boss is rare, it doesn’t matter if it is a thing that the boss Wang’s boss is rare! Because over the years I haven’t encountered a priceless thing in Fengtian city!
If you want to talk about watching the theater, it is simply familiar to Wang Yunsheng. Others may go to the theater to listen to the theater to listen to the theater, but this young master has never come to the theater to listen to the theater. What did they do? Look at my sister, as long as there is someone you like, no matter how much you want, this young boss will have to be happy!
You may be asking, aren’t this nonsense? Why did you start talking nonsense again? The theater is a place for performing operas, so you can make it look like a Mahua alley in such a vernacular?
This is really not my nonsense and nonsense. Whether you were an artist in the early years, your social status was quite low, how low was it? A few years ago, Li Ming, one of the four kings, acted in a movie called " Mei Lanfang ", and Chen Kaige also made a movie called "Farewell My Concubine". If everyone has time to take a look, you will know how humble the status of the opera singer in the old society is.
There is a saying in the elderly that is good, "Nine out of ten actors are prostitutes." The artists who sing opera have a low status and are not blamed on the society. These people themselves rarely have some advice. They also take private jobs for money. It is not a big deal for them to accompany them to drink and play games. Therefore, this young master of the Wang family also has a special liking for the theater.
Wang Yunsheng heard that he was going to the theater, and his spirit suddenly came up, "Oh my god! Master Suo, I'm so familiar with Xuan and Lou! The guys and the headmaster are very good. It's not a brag, Taishan is not a pile of them. Come with me, let's see what it means to arrange the noodles and see which woman and man, and make sure to make sure you make sure to make a good arrangement. Don't worry, the money is mine!" Wang Yunsheng slapped his chest so loudly.
Wang Yunsheng insisted on showing his extraordinary strength, so that Guan Xiaoren could not open his mouth, because Wang Yunsheng's mouth was so big. If you don't say anything else, Xuanhelou is not a place to enter and exit casually. Who doesn't know how comfortable you listen to the opera, but when you enter the door, it's a big ocean. You don't have to choose this one yet. You want to sit wherever you want to sit. You want to serve tea, dried fruits and snacks. After this set, you can't get out without five or six oceans. Besides, you can't express your feelings when you sing well. Do you want to give me two? This move costs at least five yuan, that's it! I did nothing, and I had to go out for twenty dollars this day. I could marry a young man with twenty dollars. Who has that bad money to talk about that guy!
The big guy followed Wang Yunsheng and rushed to Xuanhelou swagger. The ticket seller at the door saw that it was Wang Yunsheng from afar, so he ran all the way to greet him. "Oh! The young master has no time to see you. Why do you have so much free time today? Hurry up and invite you inside! The young master, the young master, four elegant seats~!" The young man shouted to the inner hall with a long voice.
The guy in the room quickly came out, "Oh, isn't this a master? You haven't come here one day, don't say you're really here this time. Today, a horn singing the Xihe drum came to our theater. Whether it's voice, figure, or singing style, don't mention it, it's just a beautiful word! The beauty of the thief and the beauty of the old nose! You go inside." The guy, while introducing Wang Yunsheng to Wang Yunsheng, diligently led Wang Yunsheng to a table directly in front of the stage and sat down.
"Don't fool me, kid, don't mess with me. If I don't look good, I'll put you on the face with just a tea bowl! I really don't care about your fault." Wang Yunsheng scared the guy.
"Hey! Uncle, what if you don't look good, how about you twist your head off as a ball?" The guy said to Wang Yunsheng with a smile.
"Yeah! I believe you, these guys are all my good friends. I don't need to tell you who this guy is?" Wang Yunsheng pointed to everyone and introduced the guy to the young man. When he pointed to Guan Xiaoren, he asked him if he knew him or not.
"Oh! Isn't this Mr. Guan? They are all acquaintances, familiar! Who doesn't know Mr. Guan in Fengtian City?" The young man just flattered Guan Xiaozi.
"Stop talking! All the good tea and delicious food are served to us! Wait and see the corner!" Wang Yunsheng slapped the table with ten dollars, "Go quickly and get ready, the rest are all yours!" Wang Yunsheng said to the young man very arrogantly.
"Okay! Uncle Wang, please wait!" The guy turned around and left.
This makes Guan Xiaoren very angry. "Isn't it just that his family has a little bad money? What's so great?" Guan Xiaoren said to himself, "Isn't it? Isn't it just that he has bad money again?" Guan Xiaoren said to himself, "Isn't it just that he has bad money again?" But these two bad money was flattered by Wang Yunsheng for Ermai. Since he put the money in his bag, he has not spent a dollar. When will he wait for not spending it now?
Wang Yunsheng is a typical person who can’t hold two taels of lard in his belly. If you have money, you have to spend it and save money. That is a sin, an unforgivable sin! If it weren't for the uneasy life in Fengtian City these days, Wang Yunsheng would have scattered these hundreds of oceans long ago! At this moment, I didn't want to delay my skills for a moment, so I quickly threw out the money.
is not enough, and all the tea and snacks are served. The four of them were drinking tea and listening to Wang Yunsheng chanting here, "Master Suo, Xuande Building is an excellent and fun place in Fengtian City. Emperor Qianlong had to come to Xuande Building for several Eastern Tours. Emperor Qianlong said that the theater outside the pass was the Xuande Building first. Seeing that there was no, the sign hanging at the door was Emperor Qianlong's imperial pen! This place is not an ordinary place in our city. There are three great things about Xuande Building, which are comparable to other theaters. The place where you go, first of all, there is work all over the corners here, and the second is the voice. Do you know that Mrs. Chen, who sang the Guandong drum in Northeast China? I remember that she was famous in Xuande Lou. If you didn’t have a good voice in Xuande Lou, our Fengtianren will be different from other places. You are so twitching and your voice is bright. I’m popcorn outside, you have to let me hear what you sing and send it to my ears. Without this ability, it won’t work!” Wang Yunsheng picked up the tea bowl and drank a bowl of water.
"Then, that old man! What is the third absolute?" Ermtai was confused by Wang Yunsheng and couldn't help but ask Wang Yunsheng.
"Hmph! The third is the third is the ability to sleep with a prodigal son and be sexy!" Guan Xiaoren answered for Wang Yunsheng without hesitation after taking the conversation.
"No, Guan Xiao Ge, are you fucking awkward to me? My brother asked me? What do you ask? Are you everywhere?" Wang Yunsheng was so angry that he felt that his face was unhappy. He began to blush and asked Guan Xiao Ge with a thick neck.
"Okay, okay! What's going on with you guys? You're going to the theater? Are you here to watch the show or see you? Can you calm down? What a thing!" Master Suo scolded Wang Yunsheng and Guan Xiaorenzi.
You can't say that Su Erye's Tonger Lei Yaner cannon is really good. Both of them shut up and sleep without saying a word. The ears of Master Suo Er finally cleared for a while, "Well, you guys are sitting here, I'll go out to go to the thatched building!" Master Suo Er got up and was about to leave his seat.
"Second Master, Second Master! The show will start soon. Look, let's go before leaving?" Wang Yunsheng took advantage of his neck to please Master Suo.
"I go to the turquoise house! He can't stop me from peeing even when he sings opera! I can't stop me from peeing even when I sing? What? I don't stop me from going to the turquoise house when I watch opera in this big theater?" Mr. Suo asked Wang Yunsheng.
"No, no! Let go, let go! I don't think you can't see the wonderful things after your kung fu!" Wang Yunsheng explained to Master Su awkwardly.
"If you don't watch it, just don't watch it. I can't die anyway. You can see, I'll urinate!" Master Suo Er walked back along the stage.
Let’s share the theaters of the past with everyone here. In the early years, the theaters in the big houses usually had two floors, and of course there were three or four floors, but they were all large gardens in Guanli. Anyway, the two floors in the northeast are the largest gardens. Of course, there is no need to mention the small garden. One floor is probably not accurate.
The theater in Gada in the northeast is affected by the Manchu people. They will hang an carved lacquer painted bow in the backstage, with an arrow on it. This is hung in the door of the general and the general. The audience cannot see it, but the actors in the backstage can see it, which indicates that this is a good winner for the general and killing two birds with one stone! Nowadays, there are no old rules, and they have long been replaced by energy-saving light bulbs, so that they can be brighter and easier for actors to see.
Suo Erye didn't really want to pee, but thought about whether he was urinating in the theater and was also hanging this carved lacquer and painted bow. If there was this thing, then this master would be the only magic weapon to get rid of Yan and Biehu. What is called the Former Magical Weapon? There are some details here, listen to me and explain it to you in detail.
The stage is performed by emperors, generals, loyal ministers and filial sons. When the artists who come in from this door go out, you have to bow your head. Whether you are King of Western Chu or the unparalleled Yang Liulang, you have to bow your head and lift the curtain before you can walk onto the stage. This makes this painting bow so popular. Think about all day long, these loyal ministers and filial sons bow to you. Do you think that he can be without spirituality? So this painting bow looks inconspicuous, and even a rabbit may not be able to shoot to death, but it is enough to deal with Yan Biehu.
So Erye thought about it for a long time in Luweiju and didn't know what to do to collect this Yan Biehu. After all, this thing is flying all over the sky. In today's terms, this is a high-tech drone. If you don't have the entire intelligent cruise missile , you can't kill him!
Master Suo Er used the "urethra" to see if he really hung a painted bow in the background according to the old and elegant style. If there is really a problem, then ask the head teacher to ask about this bow. It can be considered as sharpening the knife and chopping wood. Tonight I will use this bow to learn about the big swallow and the tiger.
Master Suo Er pretended to go wrong and ran straight to the backstage. At that time, there was not so much attention to the backstage. Except for famous actors, they could change their clothes by themselves, and all the artists were mixed up. They put on makeup and change clothes in the backstage. They put all men and women aside. They were all miserable people who had to eat for food but did not have so much attention to it! This is also something that is criticized by ordinary people. I remember when I was a child, I came to sing Errenzhuan in the village. I thought it was interesting and nice! I once told my parents that I would like to go sing in the second place when I grow up!
guess what? Before I finished speaking, my dad slapped me with a big neck, and it was actually slapping me in front of my grandfather. This was unimaginable back then. When I was seven years old, I almost didn't lit the house. My grandfather never scolded me. Now my dad can slap me in front of my grandfather for the sake of a sing of a second person. Can I feel good?
My grandfather didn't stop him, but said to me, "Singing opera is a low-ranking! It's a business that is shameless to be a thief than a thief!"
talks about such a casual conversation, don't mind, it's said that the people can accept and listen to and watch operas, but it's absolutely unacceptable to this industry if they are on their own people. If you don't say anything else, just look at what my grandfather said, "It's better to be a thief than to sing operas!" It can be seen how unwilling the Chinese people have to like the opera industry for thousands of years! Of course, you say that these people are always just a few "good" measurement units to make money, which is really jealous, but moral..., Hi! Just shit, there is no morality!
book is back to the point, and I’m not talking about it anymore. Just now, Master Suo Er has just entered the backstage and is still touching the mouth everywhere that is the “general’s door” on the stage! He was noticed by a harlequin sing , "Hey, what about you? What about you? You are you! What about you? Just stretch your neck and look around. Is this the backstage where you should come?" The harlequin with a ghost on his face shouted to Master Suo Er.
"Yo! Brother, I'm looking for the Maolou guy. I've found the wrong place. Please forgive me!" Seeing this, Master Suo bowed and bowed to the clown to apologize.
"Hey! You guys, you really treat us as a thatched building? Why are you thinking about it? Get out of here quickly. Is this the backstage the place you should come?" The clown said bluntly to Master Suo Er in a ragged clothes.
In the past, these guys who sang opera have always been playing tricks when they saw people wearing silk and satin. When they saw you wearing silk and satin, they wanted to bend down to lick their shoes. If you see you dress like Master Suo Er, you will basically not get any good things. Isn't that? Master Suo Er really met him!
Just as the clown was making a fuss at Master Suo Erbian, a martial artist who was unpretentious and jumped over to take advantage of his five-hand man to get a copy and jumped over, "Wow! He Fang thief, dare to go to the backstage, hurry up and eat me a stick." As he said that, he picked up the broom beside the door and smashed it to Master Suo Erbian.
Tell me, it’s okay if you’re not polite, but how can you compete with others when you come up? When Master Suo Erzhan saw the broom hit him, he didn't dodge much. He lifted his right hand upwards and secretly exerted force. The martial artist didn't understand what was going on, and fell to the ground with just one o'clock. Is this worth it? I ran to the backstage and knocked down by Wu Sheng. Isn’t this an obvious failure? A large group of male artists in the backstage of
came to the crowd, not for anything else! You have to talk about this carefully. You can also play actors in the backstage. What's the difference between this and you urinating into the pot and peeing? It is not very harmful and extremely insulting! The noise behind
was so big. Even the guys who were pulling the strings and beating the drums in front ran to the backstage to fight. How could the guys in the theater know that these guys wanted to pick up teapots and fire shovels and rushed to the backstage.
Oops! The backstage is so lively. Everyone shouted and killed, and they were as fierce as tigers. When they arrived at the backstage, they were all settled by Master Suo and lay down on the ground in obedience.
Let's talk about the front. Wang Yunsheng showed off his own platoon in Xuande Building. Needless to say, Mr. Suo Er went to the Maolou for a long time and didn't come back. Wang Yunsheng didn't think about where this old man had gone. He urinated for so long after he urinated. He was blowing and drinking tea. Seeing that the gong was on the sing, he saw that the guy and the strings ran to the backstage. No one knew what was going on. He just felt that it was abnormal. After all, this was an official. Don't bother with how many thieves he had caught in his life, but I have never seen any fights and scrambling. Is this what he did?
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Guan Xiaoren has never done anything serious in his life. If you want to pretend, no one in this group of artists or actors can have the ability of little ones. Guan Xiaoren pressed his spring and waited out the waist knife at his waist. "What are you doing? A group of stinky voices, I think you don't want to live anymore? Do you know who this is? This is an old hero who invited by the Master of Fengtian Prefecture to assist Fengtian Prefecture in arresting fugitives. Do you want to rebel?"
You can't say that Guan Xiaoren's little eyes are still quite majestic. Several performers couldn't help looking at each other, and each of them stared at them with big eyes and no one dared to say anything.
"What? Do you need to change places for you? There are some places in the government office, which is enough to keep you like this! Do you have to eat and drink for two meals a day?" Guan Xiaoren said to everyone.
Who wants to go to that place? Don’t mention eating and drinking, no one wants to stay there even if you have three meals a day!
A young man knew Guan Xiaoren, and hurried forward to smooth things over. "Sorry! Mr. Guan, these people are all ignorant of Mount Tai. I hope Mr. Guan and the old hero will not remember the villain's life. This is all a misunderstanding. No one wants to make such a fuss! You, please calm down! calm down!" The young man nodded and bowed to Mr. Suo and Xiaoren Guan Xiaoren.
Master Suo Er was not at all at a loss, and he was unwilling to do too much trouble in these bad things. He turned his head and said to Guan Xiaoren, "Forget it, I'm here to find something! Put away the knife, what does it look like!"
Are you looking at me? Master Suo Erren is just low-key! This is definitely not bullying others by virtue. Guan Xiaogu had already agreed to everyone before coming. If Guan Xiaogu didn't come, maybe these people who were performing their voices would have to get hit by it a few more times.
Since Guan Xiao has arrived, the backstage can be casually wandered around Master Suo Erlan. This "General's Gate" is not difficult to find. But just now he was taking care of these people who sang opera, so he didn't pay much attention. Now the General's Gate is right in front of Master Suo Erlan, and a red painted bow was hanging on the "General's Gate".
Master Suo Er was so happy when he saw Zhuqi Huagong. It seemed that the longevity of this swallow and tiger tonight was over.
"Man, can I discuss something for you?" Master Suo Er said to the guy very politely.
"Oh! Old hero, what you said, why is it still a matter of negotiation? You can just say something directly? You don't need to be so polite. We are both acquaintances with Mr. Guan, and you are from the yamen. You said, "You said!" The young man said very politely to Mr. Suo Er.
"I want to borrow the same thing as our garden. I wonder if it is convenient for you?" Mr. Suo Er said to the guy.
"Oh! Look, aren't you polite again? You borrow whatever you say, and you can get whatever you think. It's not a big deal for you to borrow these acting-songs!" The young man said to Master Suo with a smile on his face and half a joke.
The guy said this, first of all, he sold Guan Xiaoke for face, and secondly, he wanted to turn big things into small things. In the past few years, you don’t have to mention the master in the yamen, even a small-slave official could have troubled the theater. These guys who were singing operas just now called for beating and killing him. Isn’t this just a huge hole? Now we can make up for it as much as possible, so that we can save the group of officials to find the future account.
"Hey! You little brother are quite joking, what are you borrowing? I just saw this bow is good, thinking about whether I can lend me one night. What do you think I will give back the original item tomorrow morning?" Master Suo Er said to the young man.
"Hey, this, this!" The guy couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he heard the bow.
"Master, can you lend something to change? I can't make the decision!" The guy looked embarrassed.
"Fuck! You have to be able to lend it to you if you want to change something! Lending you a broken bow is a big face for the city gate, and you are still fucking you. Is it a face for you? Let me tell you, the matter of beating the toll just now is not over! If you don't make this old man happy, you don't open your theater!" Guan Xiaoren was not polite to the guy.
Seeing that the guy couldn't afford to offend these two people, he had to lead them to a room in the backyard to sit down. "Two, it's not that I don't lend it, but that I can't do this master. I have to call the master over. You two discuss with the master. Do you think it's okay?" The guy said to Guan Xiaoren with a smile.
"You can't make the decision, so hurry up and call the head teacher. Why are you talking to me here? Hurry up! I will lock all those who sing operas in the group one after another!" Guan Xiaoren said in a big face and scared the guy.
The guy didn't dare to stop and ran to the backyard and reported to the headmaster.
Seeing that Guan Xiaoren is speaking domineeringly, Suo Erye wanted to persuade Guan Xiaoren to not have to do this. If you have anything to say, why are you angry with a guy? Besides, we are borrowing things instead of stealing things. It is really not good to be like a beard!
"Hi! Master Suo, you don't know that it's necessary to arrest a person and handle a case. You are polite and no one takes what you say seriously. It's like farting. These guys are so shameless. If you stand up, they will be obedient! Okay, Master Suo, you'll always look at me!" Guan Xiaoren said to Master Suo Er.
You are asking why this little guy is working so hard to help Master Suo Ershi do things?
I guess you forgot what Mr. Suo Er came to the theater. Mr. Suo Er came to borrow a bow. Who should he borrow a bow for? Isn’t it just to clean up Yan Biehu who eats children? Can Mr. Suo Ershi get along with the performer for the sake of Guan Xiaoren? Guan Xiaoren saw that this was coming, so he had to work hard to help Master Suo Er!
Not long after, the young man led the headmaster to the room where Guan Xiaogezi and Master Suo Ershi came. It was probably that the young man had already told the headmaster that the reason for the matter was all the time. When the headmaster heard that he was so crazy, he beat the official jailer of Fengtian Mansion in Fengtian City. This is a sin of losing his mind! Don’t say anything, go over and compensate him quickly!
The class master's politeness is naturally indispensable. Both tea and Guandong cigarettes were served to you. The most eye-catching one was fifty silver dollars. He kept paying for Mr. Suo and Guan Xiaoren, but he didn't mention the matter of borrowing a bow.
"Teacher, don't talk to me about useless movies. We men are no longer here to listen to the opera, not to find awkward things. Today I came here just to borrow the bow on the stage. You, there is no need to make useless things. Do you borrow or not? It's just a matter of borrowing. If you don't lend me to me and let you shut up, do you believe it?" Guan Xiaoren said to the headmaster with a scoundrel spirit.
"June Guan, Mr. Guan! Can you always listen to me finish what I said? There are rules for these 360 lines, and I have borrowed this bow, so I won't open this theater." The theater leader had no choice but to tell the rules for the Northeast Liyuan under the coercion of Guan Xiaoren.
In the early years, the Gada opera singers in the Northeast were very superstitious. Not only those who performed opera singers, but even ordinary people also did this. Everything is about a lottery, just like the lion playing and dragon dancing in the south. If you don’t make trouble during the New Year, you always feel that it will not be smooth this year.
Northeast Theater also pays attention to this. When you go out, you should pay attention to hanging bows. This means that you won three yuan in a row and kill two birds with one stone. The one hanging in the corner is tablet board . The brush is about the blessing of the ancestor and the meaning of pacifying the country! In addition to worshipping the ancestor of Liyuan, Tang Minghuang in the backstage, you have to bow your head when entering and leaving the "General" and leaving the "Princess", which means you have to keep your supreme respect to the country and the country. If you don't believe it, you will go to the theater to watch the opera today. Whether it is Guan Gong or the Overlord, you will bow your head when you appear on the stage, and the end will also bow your head. It has nothing to do with the height of the door frame. This is the rule passed down from ancient times.
If you want to tell who took away the vermilion painted bow, these guys who sang the opera to death would not dare to appear on stage. It is said that this is unlucky. Even if you can't even hold the bow, why are you singing? This is equivalent to you losing your job in the theater. Do you think someone can borrow this bow?
As the saying goes, "Not one place is confused, and nine out of ten places are unknown!" After hearing what the headmaster said, Master Suo Er understood. He didn't expect that this opera singer business contains so many specialties!
"That master, you can lend me the bow this afternoon, please see if it's okay? I'll use it for one night and guarantee that I will return it on time before dawn the next day. Is it okay?" Master Suo Er asked.
"This master, this bow is really inconvenient to lend it! Look at me, I have prepared fifty dollars of silver here, why don't you find another high and buy another bow? If the money is not enough, what do you think I will give it?" The shopkeeper was really useless, so he could only ask Master Suo Er.
Before Master Suo Er's answer was over, Guan Xiaoren slapped the table and stood up, "I'll give you a face, right? Don't lend you a broken bow, I tell you that if you make this old man unhappy, I'll even tear down your theater! I'll come here to get the bow in the evening. If you dare to say half a word, I'll lock you all in the prison and sing a show for you! Mom, you'll slap." Guan Xiaoren snatched Master Suo Er's arm and stood up and walked out.
This makes the head teacher feel embarrassed. In the Northeast, Gada has heard of people who borrow money, people, and light, but no one has heard of people who borrow money! Come on, we can’t afford to mess with the old man wearing official clothes . Just borrow it. It’s better to call everyone’s work into prison! The headmaster sighed repeatedly and had to return to the back house.
Single said that Guan Xiaoren accompanied Mr. Suo Er to the front, and the performance was already started on the stage. Wang Yunsheng and Ermai were just watching the show with their eyes. He was too lazy to care about what happened later! Nothing is more direct to Wang Yunsheng than to come.
"Master Suo, you have been peeing for a long time! The show is already on, sit down and watch the show quickly. The little girl who sang the drums will be on the stage later!" Wang Yunsheng greeted Master Suo with his legs crossed his head.
None of the feelings of Master Suo Er was in the mood to watch the show. He left the theater with Guan Xiaomen on the excuse that he had something to do, and left Wang Yunsheng and Ermai. They were enjoyable in the theater.
left the theater gate. Master Suo Er was afraid that the headmaster would come to transfer flowers and trees, so he told Guan Xiaoren to look at the uric lacquer bow in the backstage and not let the headmaster drop the bag. If the bag is really not done well, he will have to do nothing this night.
The little guy is so thief. He greeted two officials on the street and brought two officials directly to the backstage, asking the two officials to stare at the red painted bow. If anyone dares to move, he will lock the big chain without getting used to it, beat it up and throw it to the prison. After the resettlement, Guan Xiaoren went to pursue the second master like a gust of wind.
How could it be said that Guan Xiaorenzi is a traitor? Now he has figured it out. There is no one else who can help him escape from the sea of suffering. If this immortal ancestor disappeared, he would have to be the one who has happened in Fengtian City!
Suo Erye and Guan Xiaoren returned to Luweiju together, and ordered wine and food to drink in Luweiju while waiting for Wang Yunsheng and Erbeitai. These two people were unhappy enough for a while and could not come back. Wang Yunsheng is a famous prodigal son, while Erbeitai is a mountain cannon with little knowledge. Think about Wang Yunsheng flatteringly and the sweet words of verbal words satisfy Erbeitai's vanity heart? There are also beautiful sisters singing on the stage, and there is no place to be comfortable anywhere!
This is not known that in China, there will be a mobile phone in more than a hundred years. It will be a short video of Ermiaotai on Douyin. It is estimated that Ermiaotai will come back after smelling it. Now, Wang Yunsheng and Guan Xiaorenzi are not together, and they will be quiet, otherwise there will be no time to calm down.
So Erye and Guan Xiaoren were both drunk and chatting with each other. The two of them didn’t feel lonely. After all, they had already cooked Na Shun'er last night and found the lost child’s bones this morning. The rest was to clean up the big swallow and the tiger, and then there would be nothing wrong! I could live a comfortable life again. Thinking of this, Guan Xiaoren couldn't help but humming with great interest.
How happy Mr. Suo and Xiaoren Guan are drinking happily, we don’t need to talk about it in detail. We have to talk about Wang Yunsheng and Er Datie. Er Datie came to watch the show and was purely watching the show. I haven’t entered the theater for so many years. I didn’t expect it to be so interesting here, singing, reciting, beating, and having a big face, hey! Don’t mention how happy you are, what’s this called? This is called eye opening.
And Wang Yunsheng, since he beat his sister Wang Yun showed off his big belly, everyone in this family is holding their breath. You said you want to go out and have fun, and you also met Dahong and Xiaohong, two devastating stars, and they almost died!
Go to Mahua Lane. The old man at home called Donkey and you can't move. What kind of life do you think you are living here? Now, why don’t you wait while you have money in your pocket? What are the meanings of these things? They are all old things. You have to see the fresh ones. You won’t say anything. I’m a new one who sings the Lotus. Today I will take a look at what this little girl looks like.
After singing several operas on the stage, this girl who sang Xihe drums on the stage. I really don’t know if I don’t watch it. I was shocked when I saw it. This girl was as elegant as a lotus. After taking the stage, she bowed and bowed to the audience below and said a blessing, “The little girl from Baoding Mansion, whose nickname is Erlian, has just arrived at Fengtian’s precious land. I hope all the uncles below will support her.” As she said that, the girl named Erlian gently opened her red lips and came to "Baqiao Robe", hey! Just say that your voice is really hard and soft, soft and hard. When it should be soft, it seems like snow all over, and when it should be hard, it is as strong as gold and firm as gold. It sounds like everyone in the audience is so intoxicated, as if everyone has forgotten where they are. You see, this is not the charm of art. If this is the perfect people's artist today.
But Wang Yunsheng has the ability to care about her singing. He stared at her face with good eyes, looked at her chest in the middle, and blocked her with a drumstick. Otherwise, she would want to see if she had long legs! Look at this promising prospect, but what can you do? After singing a song of
, the audience had to be speechless for a while. It was not that the people of Fengtian didn’t know whether the singing skills were good or not, but that the big guys had not come out of the lyrics yet and sang them all for everyone.
After waiting for everyone to react, the building of the theater house was almost unveiled by the applause. In our northeast, such as Xihe drums and Peking Opera, are not very popular. Why? No, don’t worry that our Northeast is a bitter and cold place, but it also has its own art form. You may have to say, isn’t there a Errenzhuan in your Northeast? Why, you are still showing off?
Yes! Indeed, Errenzhuan is a unique product of our Northeast China, but you may not know that there are also big drum books in the northeast China and Guandong drums. I guess they can't sing much in recent years. I think the Guandong drum, Xihe drum and Jingyun drum were the three big drum books in the north. This thing is particularly important when singing and talking, not only do you have to be quick-witted, but your voice must also be good enough. It's pretty good. When you sing, your voice will be slashed. Then you have a good look. Are the Northeast audiences really ignoring your bad habits and want to play tricks in the Northeast? Those who believe me will definitely beat you so much that you don’t even know your own father. That's so wild!
Of course, this is something that happened more than a hundred years ago. Nowadays, people in Northeast China are very civilized, at least that's what I think.
Less gossip, we still have to return to the book. When will the four modernizations be realized in the old idle story? Do you think that's the reason?
Erlian finished singing the song, and the young man took the copper plate and started to collect money. In this way, Erlian returned to the backstage and began to moisten her voice. Singing this thing is more testable than singing "My Sun", making it all full of Dantian Qi, which depends on her voice. If there is a mistake, it is a performance accident today, and you have to make a review. In the past, you were ruining your own job. Don't think about finding food in Fengtian City in the future.
Northeastern people and tigers are definitely willing to spend money, just look at it, throwing a piece of silver and silver online plate, and applause comes one after another, "One more, another!" Hey! If you want to sing this rap opera, it would be fine. Listen to Guo Degang's crosstalk, "Learn from Beijing, singing in Tianjin, and making money in Shanghai." If I want to say that this is not comprehensive enough, I have to add a sentence "Cutting leeks from Northeast China"? If you please these Siberian tiger men, he will definitely be willing to spend money on you, no worse than Shanghai people. Shanghai people can make you live a wealthy life, and Northeast people can definitely make you rich. But if you want to pretend, it is definitely not easy to be a big shot!
Wang Yunsheng was naturally not inferior to that when he saw this, you throw a piece of ocean, and I can’t sit in the front row, no matter how bad I am, you are the "poor" who are like you. He just shook his hand and threw it to the guy ten silver dollars.
"Okay! The young master of the Wang family is rewarded, Yin Yang is twenty!" The young man shouted deliberately.There was another commotion in the audience behind
. This time it was not because of the good singing, but because the young master of the Wang family was too generous and he was rewarded with ten yuan at once! "Yeah! Rich people! The Wang family still has a foundation. The father and the other two are so bad, but they are still rich!" You see, the words that everyone admires are so different.
I guess you are going to ask again, are you sleepy and what's wrong with being confused? You wrote it wrong. Wang Yunsheng rewarded ten yuan for silver. How did the guy get twenty yuan? How did you hand over the account with the headmaster and Erlian this time?
You don’t understand this. In the past, this is called “reporting expenses”, right! You heard it right, just report the bill, but it is not a kind of bill that is not clean, but a generous customer spends a lot of money, so you cannot report the bill truthfully. You must double the bill, in order to make the people who spend money have a good reputation, and to some extent, it is also used to stimulate the audience who appreciate the silver around you to develop a comparative attitude. After saying that, it is to let the audience pay more.
The behavior of "reporting expenses" or "reporting lottery" in the pass, but it can still be seen in theaters in some small third- and fourth-tier counties in the northeast in the 1990s. It is probably gone now. What should I say about this thing? It's also a tradition!
The guy went down in a circle and collected at least 100 yuan silver dollars, and there were countless other big boys. Just as the guy turned around and was about to deliver the money from the copper plate to the stage, he heard someone shouting loudly on a table behind, "Come here! I still have a reward!"
The guy heard that there was a reward, so how could he go? He quickly turned around and ran to the table where the caller was calling, "I paid 500 yuan, but I have a request, hehehe!" The man said to the guy with a sneering smile.
"Oh! Isn't this the Qi family uncle? You said, as long as you can do it, you can rest assured!" The young man couldn't control his mouth as soon as he saw the white money and dared to respond to anything.
The young man approached the mouth of the Qi family, and the Qi family muttered a few words in the young man's ear. The young man shook his head with a look of difficulty. The Qi family pulled the young man's shoulder and said a few more words. The young man nodded repeatedly before he dared to see the five hundred dollars on the table. "The Qi family rewarded 1,000 yuan for silver!", and you said that the voice was like looking at Xuande Tower and the crowd was coaxing and clamoring.
What the Qi family is doing is as stable as Mount Tai, and she is proud of her mouth. What does this mean by saying this thousand dollars? In the past, rich people used to marry a little wife, and you could marry a little wife for fifteen dollars. You can count on the five hundred dollars for yourself, not just marrying a wife, but you can buy the entire Cuixiang Pavilion in Mahua Lane. Forget where is Cuixiang Pavilion? It’s just Wang Yunsheng and he don’t need to adjust the place where his father spends for a long time. This time, do you know how much purchasing power it is for a 500-yuan ocean to be sold?
You are asking what the master of this Qi family is? Why are you so rich?
This old man of Qi is really nothing else. He is the younger brother of the concubine of General Iketang A San of Fengtian. Let’s put it that way, Iketang’s brother-in-law. This kid relies on his brother-in-law’s power in Fengtian City to open a treasure house, a big opium shop, and a pawn shop. Anyway, he makes money! Are you looking at it? Anyway, I'm looking at it.
The old man of Qi family is also a hardcore folk art lover. He dumped 500 yuan at once and found a big shot not only for listening to music, but also for other purposes, that is, he wanted to collect a house for this girl named Erlian to be a small one. If you want to listen to music, would you feel uncomfortable lying on the kang at home?
So, don’t just stare at the silver, there may be a big pit behind it!
When I heard that the Qi family man took action, he was 500 Yinyang. It scared everyone. The old saying goes, "If something goes wrong, there will be monsters." I have to buy Xuandelou after hearing this song. What a big deal you think! The backstage performers crawled their heads out of the curtain and wanted to see what this Qi family man looked like!
This kung fu Erlian could not hold it in the backstage, so he quickly walked to the front and bowed to everyone and thanked everyone. "I didn't expect that the uncle of the Qi family loved the little girl so much, Erlian could not repay him! Erlian served the uncle again with a song "Hu Family Generals". As he said that, Erlian beat the drum again and sang the song "Hu Family Generals" again.
"Hey! Damn it, you can even knock out a bed bug when you eat melon seeds, and you say it's evil but not evil!" Wang Yun cursed so angry.
"What's wrong, brother? Isn't this singing good? How can there be bed bugs?" Erbei Dao stared at Erlian on the stage and asked Wang Yunsheng.
"Hey! Brother! I'm not in the mood to listen to the opera now. If you want to listen to yourself, do you want to listen to yourself! I'm going back, it's so fucking bad luck!" Wang Yunsheng stood up and was about to leave the seat.
"Other, brother! I haven't been satisfied yet! What's wrong with you?" Ermtai heard that Wang Yunsheng didn't listen, so he quickly grabbed Wang Yunsheng's arm and asked Wang Yunsheng.
"Just, didn't you look for it? I made ten oceans, and Qi Da's head suddenly made five hundred oceans. Do you think these two lotus can be rare for five hundred oceans? Is ten oceans?" Wang Yunsheng asked Ertai.
"I want me to say it, I don't care! Ten dollars is not money? Do you think this is the case with brothers?" Ermai looked at Wang Yunsheng with his little eyes blinking.
"Oh my god! Brother, I thought you were so clear about me! Why can't I explain it to you? This is not a matter of money, it's not a matter of money! Anyway, I can't explain it to you. If I get it, I'll go back. You can watch it here by yourself! I'm leaving!" As he said that, Wang Yunsheng was so angry that he returned to Lu Weiju.
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We have to talk about some idle sentences here, otherwise it would be too tiring to rely on guessing. Why is this kid Wang Yunsheng angry? It is not difficult to understand. If Qi Daming is not here, Wang Yunsheng's reward is overwhelming in Xuande Tower. No one can compare with him. He pays the most money. If he throws two more money to the young man later and invites Erlian out to have some flower wine, then will his own happiness come? What else can’t be done by money these days? I’m not afraid that she won’t be confused if I hit a girl who runs around the world with dozens of dollars!
But Qi Daming was so immoral that he suddenly gave out five hundred silver dollars. Wang Yunsheng couldn't catch up with the 500-yuan puppet, and he was just 200 yuan from Ermtai. How could you compare with Qi Daming?
Wang Yunsheng has been spending money in Qidawangzi's treasure bureau. He has lost more than 10,000 yuan in recent years, but he has lost more than 5,000 yuan. You said that Qidawangzi had spent 500 yuan to make a big ocean today, but he couldn't say that there must be at least 100 yuan of his own. What a calf, he was just spending a lot of money to compete with me for a girl who sang a drum book. It's so unethical! Wang Yunsheng greeted Qi Danaozi's ancestors, eighteen generations, returned to Luweiju along the way.
"Hey! Young Master, why are you back alone? Where is the little fairy? Why is the girl who is performing the opera has taken good care of the little fairy and doesn't look down on you?" Guan Xiaoren asked Wang Yunsheng's heart pain in a humble way.
"Get out! Eat mine and drink mine, you are still happy, are you still human?" Wang Yunsheng greeted Guan Xiaoren with an impatient look on his face.
"Look at what happened? You said? Someone bullies you, I'll avenge you!" Guan Xiaoren acted righteously and wanted to make Wang Yunsheng stand up.
"You can pull it down, Qi Dazi! Do you dare to mess with him?" Wang Yunsheng sat down next to Master Suo Er, poured a cup of Lao Long's mouth and said to Guan Xiaoren.
When Guan Xiaoren heard that it was Qi Da's brain, he suddenly sat back on the bench like a deflated ball. "Why did you, why did you make a fuss with him? It's not good to offend anyone, but you offend him!" Guan Xiaoren picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth as if he was fine.
"Who messed with him? This mountain cannon really dares to pay for a girl who sings the drum book! I paid ten yuan of silver dollars, isn't it?" Wang Yunsheng complained to Mr. Suo and Guan Xiaoren.
"Yeah! No! It's true that there are quite a few. It seems that the young master has not changed his nature as a prodigal family and is willing to spend a lot of money! I'll tell you Mr. Suo, if we are going to Fengtian City, we are definitely this one!" Guan Xiaoren turned his head and raised his thumb to Mr. Suo and said.
"Who would have thought that the girl who is good at singing the drum book is also optimistic. How many people have appeared in this calf? Five hundred! Five hundred! It's so fucking willing to spend money! If our family's deeds and land deeds are in hand, do you think I can suffer this grievance?" Wang Yunsheng took a glass of soju.
Master Suo Er understood it. It turned out that Wang Yunsheng was so full of complaints because he didn't have enough money in his pocket. It was not a big deal. He had to smile and pat Wang Yunsheng on the shoulder and said, "Life has fate, wealth and honor are in heaven? That is to say, people have a certainty in their life. If you keep losing your family, sooner or later, you will be like the beggars on the street. Do you believe it? You are not bad at nature, but you just don't follow the right path. If you learn to live a peaceful and self-sanity life, you will not worry about wealth and honor for a lifetime. But then again, when will you be the leader? Remember me, you will not be able to eat sooner or later! Just take it yourself!" As Master Suo began to drink and ignore the bickering between Wang Yunsheng and Guan Xiaoren.
Is what Master Suo Er said wrong? Of course it's true! His words are also an irrefutable truth to you and me who are reading the story. How can there be eternal wealth? As long as you don’t mess around, you will be eternal wealth. If you mess around, that disaster is right in front of you. Let’s talk about this Qi Daming. It looks very heroic when he spends a lot of money, but he is already one step away from death. What’s wrong with Qi Daming? Let’s talk about this later, let’s get here first today!
34. The Ba family courtyard will eliminate demons again. Qi family will attract disasters and keep the seedlings.
The old saying is good. It can't express the affairs of two families. Last time we chatted, we made up the matter. I really don't blame me for this matter. Who made things happen? If you feel wronged and can’t enjoy it, can you tell me that Wang Yunsheng feels so good? I originally wanted to pretend to be Kuo Ye in Xuande Tower, but I didn’t expect a big brain to kill halfway through and intercept it!
As the fat meat that reached the mouth flew away, Wang Yunsheng felt so upset. Tell me, in this moment, it would take half a month for a woman to be involved in. For Wang Yunsheng, this life would be impossible. "What kind of thing is Qi Dazhi? If he hadn't relied on having a good brother-in-law, it would be a bullshit. Thinking about the time when our Wang family opened a restaurant, Qi Dazhi was still selling cotton sluts in the North Market with his mother! What kind of thing is he? Dare to intercept me! " Wang Yunsheng said dissatisfiedly to Master Suo Erwei and Guan Xiaoren.
"Yeah! That's not the case. As for the words, our young master Wang family is not bad. Master Suo, do you know? The young master's father-in-law, Lao Shan, is a worker at the general's yamen. He is a master, let's talk about General Iketang A. You have to listen to the Lu family's uncle. Alas! Yunsheng, you might as well ask your father-in-law to give a message and let the general scold Qi Daming!" Guan Xiaoren blinked his little eyes and gave Wang Yun a bad intention.
"You think I won't say it. I have to ask my father-in-law to find an excuse for the general to chop him up for his brother-in-law! Mom is slapping me and snatching women from me. I don't think so. Oh, hey... it's wrong! Guan Xuzi, you are stabbing a mad dog on the wall. Are you playing with me? Your grandma's! I, my mother, must cut you to death!" Wang Yunsheng suddenly reported it. It turned out that this Guan Xiaoman was happy for himself. This kind of thing is just a chat between acquaintances. Don't let your father-in-law know, even if your uncle knows, he will not have any good results. He must fan himself to his grandma's house with a big ear seed!
is just laughing at it. Since things have happened, no matter what you say, it will definitely be ineffective. There is still serious matter to be done now, and the matter of robbing women must be put aside first. Let's study together to study how to subdue the big swallow and the tiger tonight.
Master Suo cleared his throat and said to Wang Yunsheng, "Young master, do you have chicken blood in the kitchen? Prepare two buckets of chicken tonight!"
"Chicken blood? I don't know if there is any that thing? Wait for me to ask!" Wang Yunsheng didn't delay and hurriedly got up and ran to the kitchen to find the chef!
"At the moment, please touch a few eagle arrows for me. I will be useful tonight!" Master Suo Er turned his head and said to Guan Xiaoren again.
"Master Suo, what are you doing that thing? You don't think about how to gather Yan Biehu's eagle arrows are all things that are not useful. What's the use of that thing?" Guan Xiaoren didn't know what medicine was selling in Master Suo's gourd for a while, so he asked.
"You can do whatever you want. Why are you talking so much nonsense? I can't stand your love. Didn't I arrange what Master Suo said immediately? You have a lot of things!" Wang Yun, who just came back, angrily snatched Guan Xiaoren.
"That! Second Master! There is no chicken blood in the kitchen, so I will ask them to buy chickens to bleed now. What do you think? Are we doing this job smoothly?" Wang Yunsheng said to Second Master Suo complacently.
"Hey! Look at you, remember to ask the guy to buy roosters and ask for the blood of the big red roosters! Don't be slapped! By the way, it's useful to keep all the chickens in my spare time, don't throw them away. Please give it to me quickly!" Master Suo told Wang Yunsheng again.
"Okay! Second Master, please take care of me. You are absolutely relieved to do my business!" Wang Yunsheng quickly turned around and ran to the back kitchen to pass the message to the clerk.
"What? Can you do this? You can't get rid of the carved feather arrow? I can't get rid of this Yan Bian Tiger, you can't get rid of it. You can do it!" Master Suo Er said to Guan Xiaoren with ignorance.
"Yes, yes! Why can't it! Can I still be bad for the things that my prodigal son can do? Wait for me to find acquaintances to touch a few!" Guan Xiaoren couldn't help feeling unwilling to see Wang Yunsheng doing things easily, and hurried out to Luweiju to look for arrows.
It is rare for Master Suo Ersheng to have such a quiet moment. Several chatterboxes were sent out by him. Erchentai has not come back to watch the show in the theater yet. He has to drink a cup of his own kung fu. Master Suo Ersheng drinks so happily. After a while, a pot of "Lao Long's mouth" was eaten. Wang Yunsheng held a few live chickens with flapping wings in his hand and ran to Master Suo Ersheng. "Second Master, look at him, how are these? Are these ones OK?"
"Yes! Not bad! Hurry up and let the chef bleed it, and take a small bowl of blood to me first!" Master Suo Ersheng ordered Wang Yunsheng with satisfaction.
"Okay! Third brother, I didn't kill the chicken when I heard that I didn't kill the chicken. The chicken blood was brought to my second master first. While it was hot, my second master wanted fresh chicken blood!" Wang Yunsheng didn't know what Master Suo wanted chicken blood for. He figured it out that he should drink it, so he opened his mouth and told the guy!
"Hey! Hey! Who told you that I want to drink chicken blood? Your disease is really bad. I have wine and vegetables here. Do I have chicken blood and dried chicken feathers when I drink wine and eat vegetables?" Master Suo Er said to Wang Yunsheng.
"Ah! That's the whole fork! My second master won't drink chicken blood anymore. Just take it over after killing the chicken!" Wang Yunsheng, a half-baked guy, always likes to do something to take off his pants and fart, and once again ordered the guys.
Wang Yunsheng's confusing instructions made the young man completely confused. What happened to the second master of this boss? Why do you drink chicken blood for a while and stop drinking chicken blood for a while? OK! Let’s not ask, if you like to drink, we will kill chickens if you like to drink! Hurry up and go to work, otherwise this ancestor would have to scold people if he was fucked!
Wang Yunsheng accompanied Mr. Suo Er to sit on the table and continue drinking. Wang Yunsheng dared not be too slow to treat this second master now. This is a really capable person. This is not nonsense. You see it with your own eyes. Just say your sister, what trick is useless? The whole family is busy jumping up and down, but how about it? Isn’t it just a matter of playing? As soon as this second-class Master Suo came to visit, he would all be convinced! Are you convinced?
Let’s talk about the last time I met Dahong and Xiaohong. Wasn’t this Master Suo saved his life? What is this? This is my own grandfather. Even my own grandfather is not as close to me as my second master!
Wang Yunsheng kept pouring wine and picking up food for Master Suo Er, thinking in his mind how great it would be if Master Suo Er was able to help him snatch the Erlian who sang the Xihe drum? With the ability of Master Suo Erwei, you can't talk about Qi Damingzi. Even Qi Damingzi's brother-in-law, Iketang's brother-in-law is in vain! Who is I, Wang Yunsheng? Can you take this cowardly? Just kidding, it’s not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!
"You kid, don't make bad thoughts. I'll tell you, as long as you are moved, you are either a disaster or a disaster. If you can't fix it, you can't save your brain. Do you listen? Don't forget the last time that two ladies have only been there. Is the scar healed? Do you forget the pain?" Master Suo seemed unintentional, but in fact he had already penetrated Wang Yunsheng's mind. Then he deliberately hit Wang Yunsheng who was uncontrollable.
"No, no second master! My dear grandpa, what do you always think! I, Wang Yunsheng, are you such a person? Since the last incident, I have quit. I have quit women. Whoever lies is really a lie is a calf!" Wang Yunsheng raised his left hand three fingers above his head and began to swear a vow to Master Suo Er.
"Hmph! If you are a dog, you can't change it and eat shit! If you can change it, you can live a long life. If you can't change it, you will be able to return to your position in the spring of the next year!" Master Suo Er picked up the tobacco pipe on the table and said.
"I..." When Wang Yunsheng opened his mouth and wanted to say something, the young man walked in with a bowl of chicken blood that had just been taken, "Young master, you can catch chicken blood! Look...?" The young man didn't dare to say more, so he had to ask Wang Yunsheng for his opinion first.
"Just put it here! By the way, go to the counter to get me a brush, I have it for you." Master Suo Er was not surprised and said to the young man without waiting for Wang Yunsheng to open his mouth.
"This... boss, look..." The guy didn't dare to make decisions and looked at Wang Yunsheng and waited for the real master to say something.
"What are you looking at? My second master asked you to take a pen and you didn't listen. You guys are so deaf! You guys really can't tell the difference at all. This is my second master, dear! My father doesn't listen? What he said in the future is an imperial edict. You guys will finish listening. Don't ask me, let alone ask my dad. That old guy is just an old man who doesn't have a businessman! Do you listen?" Wang Yunsheng sent all the breath, anger, and fears he had been holding back these days on the guy.
"Okay! The boss understands it! I understand, understand! I listen to the second master."The young man hurriedly nodded like a chicken and broken rice!
"What are you selling here? Take it now! Stupid, trash. "Wang Yunsheng scolded his friend, "Second Master, tell me, what are the things my father invited? This old guy, in order to get a cheap price, I don’t know where I found the old guy. It would be strange if you do this business like this! "Wang Yunsheng raised his legs and raised his legs and started complaining to Master Suo Er.
" Have you read Zhu Zi's family motto? "Su Erye took the brush handed over by the young man and licked the chicken blood bowl, so he wrote and painted on the yellow paper he took out from his arms.
"What's the matter? What a pig! Hey, the first time I have heard of such a thing, please tell me! "Wang Yunsheng stared at two big eyes and asked Master Suo Er.
"Zhu, Zhu, Zhu, the family motto of Zhu Zi, is the family motto of Zhu Xi, the great sage. But let me tell you and I can't understand it, just say that! You must not be too harsh to your servants. Who can do without sages? Only by being lenient and self-disciplined can one be good people and do business well! "Suo Erye explained to Wang Yunsheng while brushing and dots.
"Yes! I understand this, you always don’t know. When I was a child, I also read "Three Hundred Thousands". If I hadn’t been with this unstoppable father, I might have been able to pass the Jinshi in high school. Look at our man’s outfit and dress, do you look like a top talent? "Wang Yunsheng said, imitating the ancients, with his hands behind his back, looking up at the room and opening his mouth, and then he wrote a song by Li Shen's "Praise the Farmer" "It's noon to hoe the wheat and sweat drips into the soil..."
"Okay, okay! Can you know this song? Is there anything new? That child in the private school won’t be beaten by this thing! "Master Suo Er didn't even look at Wang Yunsheng's unlucky look. If he really saw this beating of virtue, he would probably have to put the bowl of chicken blood on his face.
"Others, others, aren't I too busy with the rest! Otherwise, why would you say that men are so thrilling? Second Master, come and ask me to see what you are writing? Oops hey! Erye, are you interested in calligraphy? This word is well written, it is really good! "Wang Yunsheng saw that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he quickly changed his mind and started to compliment what Master Suo Er wrote.
"What a good way? Mr. Wang will give you some comments! I'm right! "The ordinary serious Master Suo Ershi made Wang Yunsheng laugh and cry. He used Wang Yunsheng's bragging moment to deliberately elongate the voice and tease this kid.
"Your word! OK, okay, and who, you said I remember too much about this and I can't remember it for a while, right! Tang Bohu, this is the original work of Tang Bohu. It has a domineering spirit of the Tang Dynasty, soaring into the sky. Look at this hook, it looks like something or something? Gray rake! Yes, gray rake hook! Why! Energetic. Do you think we guys have not read this book in vain? snort! I wasn't born in a good family, otherwise! I am the top pick in Jinke! "Wang Yunsheng saw Master Suo's second master writing at his desk, lowered his head and said nothing, and stood up straight without complacently. He was like a great scholar who was full of poetry and books to comment on the world.
"Hahaha! Oh my god! Hahaha! "A burst of angrily laughter came over, almost shocking Wang Yunsheng. It turned out that Guan Xiaoren had not known when he would come back, and had long been lying on a table not far away and was so happy that he couldn't breathe.
"Smile, laugh! Are you laughing? Do you understand poetry and books? I don't like a rude guy like you! Pooh! By the way, did the Second Master ask you to make the eagle arrows? "Wang Yunsheng asked Guan Xiaoren.
At this moment, Master Suo also noticed Guan Xiaoren. "Why didn't you know when you come back! , I was shocked, did the arrow come to me? "Master Suo Er asked Xiang Guan Xiaoren as if he was fine.
"Can you still not find any trouble for what you have arranged? Wolf-toothed arrows, eagle feather arrows, and tiger-head arrows are all piled up at the door! You always use it openly, but it is not enough to have any weapons! "Guan Xiaoren said to Master Suo Er with a smile.
"Yes! A few pieces are enough! Not so much. "Sei Master Suo said to Guan Xiaoren while busy."Oh! By the way! Young Master, please give me those arrows!" said Mr. Suo.
"Hi! Master Suo, what do you want him to do? What he knows? Apart from reciting poems and writing, how can you know which is a carved feather arrow?" Guan Xiaoren smiled again with a malicious smirk.
"Hey! Second Master, why do I look at Guan Weizi and don't look like I pressing anything?" Wang Yunsheng said, scratching his shiny forehead.
"He didn't miss it! He was deeply impressed by your talent!" said Master Su Er.
"Yeah! Don't say that this is really possible. Guan Xuzi, a big guy, can understand what he is!" Wang Yunsheng couldn't hear a good word, and he was a little confused and complacent by Master Su's words.
"Hurry up, hurry up! Just put it here! Put it in front of the old hero, and use whatever you want!" Guan Xiaoren directed two Qiu Basings to put the carved feather arrows in front of Master Suo Er.
"Mr. Suo, look, these are all made from the military warehouse. You always use them openly!" Guan Xiaoren said to Master Suo Er.
"My God, you're so good at it. A few pieces are enough. Why are you doing so many things? How can you do this?" Master Suo Er sighed.
"Where is this, there is a cart on the carriage at the door! You always use it with confidence. Some of this thing is. Now our Eight Banners soldiers have replaced it with old lifting poles. This thing has been used for a long time. It is also thrown in the warehouse and thrown in it, so I can pull all the car over." Guan Xiaoren said.
"I just said that Guan Xuzi is the one who doesn't take advantage of it. You kid don't admit it yet, what do you say this time?" Wang Yunsheng looked at Guan Xiaozi with his eyes squinted.
"Hey! You Wang Fei's family, you..." Guan Xiaoren made Wang Yunsheng feel ashamed of his dismay and immediately wanted to bicker with Wang Yunsheng, but before he opened his mouth, he was stopped by Master Suo Er.
"Okay! Stop quarrel, Yan Biehu didn't catch him? Why should we fight for both sides and lose money? I have this spirit and leave it until the night! Let's hand me an arrow!" said Master Suo Er.
Guan Xiaoman glanced at Wang Yunsheng in dissatisfaction, obediently took out a carved feathered arrow from the bamboo basket and handed it to Master Suo Er. Master Suo Er picked up the brush and began to write the original work of the great calligrapher "Tang Bohu" on the arrow shaft! Every time I wrote a piece of paper and handed it to Wang Yunsheng, I passed it over the arrow with the yellow paper I wrote, and I passed it through eighteen arrows before I could stop!
"Second Master, I see that your calligraphy skills are strong and powerful. How about you teach me?" Wang Yunsheng asked Mr. Suo.
As Wang Yunsheng finished speaking, Guan Xiaogezi couldn't help but laugh, "What are you happy about? Do you understand this is calligraphy, the composition of Tang Bohu, a great calligrapher of the Tang Dynasty. Now, you can find the second person who can write such words. I call you dad!" Wang Yunsheng said to Guan Xiaogezi unhappily.
"We don't understand calligraphy, but I know that Tang Bohu is not from the Tang Dynasty, they are painting! Master Suo, are you right?" Guan Xiaoren asked Master Suo.
"Oh my god! Don't talk to you two, my mind hurts. You said you are the same. Who told you that this is calligraphy? Where are you studying? Hurry up and find the teacher who teaches you to see if he dies. If he doesn't die, you can beat him to death! Be a sir!" Master Suo Er said to Wang Yunsheng.
"It's not too early at this moment. Look at when can the carved lacquer painting bow be brought over! It's not too late now. Should we do some serious things?" Mr. Suo asked the little man of Guan.
"Oh! Isn't that true? I'll take a look now. This old lantern who is selling mouth dares to fool me. I won't smash it for him!" Guan Xiaoren cursed and rushed directly to Xuande Tower.
The headmaster on the Xuande Building is a bit of a climax. The play cannot be sung openly, and it is not possible for someone to listen to it. There is an errand at the yamen today, so it is enough. The two officials in the backstage have to eat and drink, and stare at the vermilion painted bow and look at the beautiful sing. It is impossible to continue singing! Come on, just hit the board if you don’t have much.
was about to beat the board, but Guan Xiaoren rushed into the theater with a swearing, "Okay! It's all OK! Young and old men, sorry! This play ends here today. I'm willing to hear that I'll come here tomorrow morning to beat the board today. I'll handle the case at the yamen. I'll be very confident, so I'll be grateful!" Guan Xiaoren was full of official spirit and bowed to the drama fans watching the play and said.
You may feel a little confused when you see this. Isn’t this a little guy like? Why are you still being polite to everyone?
Hi! This is not difficult to understand. The headmaster of your opera is not capable, but can you guarantee that these idle men who listen to opera are all casual people? I don’t know if you have forgotten it. The one who spent 500 years to support the horns was not in the head. That person is a master with a background, General Fengtian’s brother-in-law. You said that you don’t have to offend such a rich man, even if there is only one person, let alone Guan Xiao’s man is in trouble, even the master of Fengtian Mansion has to eat melon cheese.
So Guan Xiaoren said this politely, which made people not so annoying. The head teacher of the Kung Fu hurriedly walked on stage and bowed to the audience off the stage to apologize, "I'm sorry, everyone! I'm sorry, everyone, I'm singing here today. Thank you for your support. We are a good citizen who is law-abiding in Fengtian City. Now there are errands in the yamen, right? I can't help you, right? So, please forgive me! Let's continue singing in the daytime tomorrow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Then the curtain call began.
The big guys are talking about it, but there is an errand at the yamen. You can’t go against the yamen, okay! Let’s go, Xuande Building can’t run away anyway. If you don’t listen today, can you continue listening tomorrow? Xuande Building is not going to be open!
Under the guidance of the client, everyone walked out of the theater in groups of three and one group, "The headmaster is doing a good job! Don't worry, the errand is done, I can't forget your goodness. I will definitely give you a few good words in front of the master and invite all the people who are in charge to come to you for three days!" Guan Xiaoren said to the headmaster.
"Oh! I dare not bother Mr. Guan. It's all for our Fengtian City. How can we not help? Do you think so?" The headmaster quickly said with a smile.
"Come on, take the bow, let's go back!" Guan Xiaoren greeted the two officials in the backstage, holding the red painted bow together and walked out of Xuande Tower, rushing to Lu Weiju to get on the job with Master Suo Er.
Guan Xiaoren just left Xuande Building and ran into Wang Yun, who was angry and angry, and said, "Hey, you are a prodigal son, why are you doing if you don't accompany Master Suo in the store? Why do you want to sell your words on the street?" Guan Xiaoren smiled at Wang Yunsheng.
"Get out! Did you see Qi Da's head? Look at his unlucky look, why didn't he fall into the ditch and die when he goes out!" Wang Yunsheng was very angry.
"Hi! Love is jealous again? Where can I go to see him? If I don't say hello to me if I have serious things, I still have some idle thoughts about his bad things, am I not idle?" Guan Xiaoren said to Wang Yunsheng.
just now, Er Mitai rushed up from behind, "Hey, hey! The moment, the moment! Wait for me for a while! Running quite fast!" Er Mitai finally rushed up panting.
"Oh! Little God, what's going on? Are you still watching a show in the theater? Why didn't I look at you just now?" Guan Xiaogu asked Xiang Erti in confusion.
"Hey! Don't mention it. I drank two pots of tea and went to the thunderhouse. I just came out. I heard from the guy that the official was about to sing. I thought it was what you did. What happened? I was really right. It was you. What do you think? I helped you a lot, and you don't even let you watch the show? Are you too domineering?" Ermtai was obviously not satisfied. He was holding his breath. He opened his mouth like a cannon and hit Guan Xiaoren, and rolled the wooden stones and rocks.
"Oh! Little god, please calm down. Look at what you said! I don't dare to do that with our courage! It's all arranged by Master Suo. If you don't believe me, let's go back together and ask Master Suo, don't you know everything?" Guan Xiaoren hurriedly explained to Ermati.
"Yeah! I don't think you are so brave, hey! Brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you unhappy when you look? Let's talk to your brother while walking!" Ermai pulled up Wang Yunsheng, who was muttering big mouth, and followed Guan Xiaoren and returned to Luweiju.
left this path, and the two dams also understood. It turned out that Wang Yunsheng fell in love with Erlian, who sang Xihe drum, but he didn't expect that the Erlian was directly smashed down by the five hundred oceans of his brain. This is not nonsense. Wang Yunsheng had already followed Guan Xiaoren to Xuande Tower, but Guan Xiaoren entered the house. Wang Yunsheng couldn't afford to offend Qi Damingzi. He looked at Qi Damingzi and didn't go in.
Wang Yunsheng hid on the corner of the street, staring at Guan Xiao’s front foot. After entering Xuande Building for a while, he watched Erlian and Qi Dawangzi come out of Xuande Building and get into his carriage. After a while, Erlian, wearing a cheongsam and fox scarf, also came out of the back door of Xuande Building and got into Qi Dawang’s carriage. Tell me, isn’t this annoying? Is this Qi Damingzi really trying to get along with Wang Yun?
Wang Yunsheng secretly made up his mind to kill him in the future and not go to the treasure bureau where Qi Daming Guazi played. Isn’t this a coward to give that calf money? No one could understand Wang Yunsheng's grievances, so he had to return to Luweiju with such a person.
Now everyone is ready. Now Master Suo Er has started to send work. "No one of you can enter the Ba family compound tonight. I can't take care of you. At this moment, you can send the chicken to the backyard of the Ba family compound, and then get up early to ambush around. Young Master, don't go. Be honest and wait for us in Luweiju. Erm, follow the bar and take good care of the bar. How about it?"
Mr. Suo Er has no objection to Guan Xiaoren. After all, he doesn't need to take the lead. If something happens, he can still run away. With Erm, this little god, protects himself, and there is nothing to say!
But Wang Yunsheng quit, "Second Master, no! We are all in a relationship of loyalty, how can we throw it to me alone in the store! No matter what, we can't be loyal, right! I will go wherever you go, share life and death! I, I'm not wrong with me, right?" Wang Yunsheng was afraid that he would be wrong and let Guan Xiaoren make fun of him.
waited for a while, but Guan Xiaoren didn’t laugh. It seems that this is fine! Wang Yunsheng was half relieved. Are you asking if Wang Yunsheng is not as timid as a mouse? Why are you so particular now? Hi! Have you forgotten that this kid has his own little one? What if Da Yan and Wuhu don’t go to the Ba family now and go the other way and come to him? It would be strange if you don’t have to suck your brain alone! It’s just for this Wang Yunsheng that he patted his chest and pretended to be a big one.
"Okay, you want to go, just go! Ermiaodai you and Guantou are optimistic about the young boss. You three must not have any accidents. If Da Yan and Biehu run out of the yard, you will use a big lift to knock him out. Do you remember clearly?" Master Suo Er ordered everyone. Can you still remember this clearly? Long-range combat is always much better than face-to-face melee combat, Guan Xiaoren nodded and agreed.
Then, Guan Xiaoguzi arranged for someone to carry the chickens to the Ba family courtyard, and then someone poured the chicken blood prepared in the kitchen into the yard of the Ba family courtyard, and then he brought the people to ambush nearby.
Master Suo Ershi took the lacquer painting bow picked up from Xuande Building, put on the eighteen carved feather arrows he had blessed with his talisman and sat inside the Ba family compound waiting for the appearance of the big swallow and the tiger.
Hey! You said that Mr. Suo was also very patient from the time he was holding the lights until the third day of the morning. There was nothing happening. There was no cloud in the sky and the stars were clearly visible. But the courtyard of the Ba family was as quiet as death. The little man outside the courtyard had long been impatient. "Little god, do you think something will happen to Mr. Suo? Otherwise, why didn't there be any sound in the courtyard?" Mr. Guan asked Ertai.
"You are a dog who can't spit out ivory! You know, I'm so capable, what kind of general I'm a general named by the emperor? I can't explain it to you anyway, so just stay calm!" Er Maidai said to Guan Xiaoren with dissatisfaction.
"Yes, yes! I have seen the ability of the second master. Last time... Hi! My sister was found by the second master." Wang Yunsheng originally wanted to say that he had sleeping and protecting animals was saved by Master Suo's life, but he was afraid that Guan Xiaoren would laugh at him, so he had to cover up a clamp and spit it on his sister. He didn't say what happened to the Wang family. Hey, for Wang Yunsheng, it was not true that it didn't happen to him. Tell me what the psychological quality is!
: At the moment, it was almost dawn. A big black thing from outside the northern city of Fengtian City jumped and fell down a few times, rising and falling, like a kite with broken strings, landing on the roof of the backyard of the Ba family. This thing was quite alert, squatting on the roof and not falling to the ground for a long time, as if checking the surrounding situation.
Seeing that the surroundings were dumb (Manyu: silent) was not like someone, and then he flapped his wings and fell to the ground.
See this, you guessed that it was really the big swallow and the tiger is back. You want to ask why this thing is stumbling. I have seen the tiger before. This thing flies silently and is so fast that it is very fast. This tiger is said to be good at this big swallow and the tiger is good! Isn't this way of occurrence really supposed to be?
I guess you forgot that just last night when the big swallow and the tiger fought with Suo Erye, two big bloody holes in his ankle were cut by the Jinye dart. It was a good cooperation with Nashun, and he worked hard in the air and underground, thinking that he could drink two sips of plasma in his entire life. How could this old man be so bad? His wing was hit by a "smoking" palm. Do you think that it would be more exciting to fly? Isn’t it a sloppy plant?
You may ask, don’t you know the smell of beans when eating a hundred beans? Why did I dare to come today when I was injured yesterday?
This is called "It's hard to persuade the damn ghost." You said that Wang Yunsheng had experienced the incident of Dahong and Xiaohong last time. Why was he still unrestrained? When he saw Erlian singing the Xihe drum, he couldn't move? Hobbies, this is hobbies! Maybe what I expressed was not accurate enough, it should be said that this is a hobby!
people have hobbies, such as sperm, weirdness, etc., don’t they also have hobbies! In addition, he has injuries on his body, what he needs most is plasma. Drinking a few sips of plasma quickly replenishes his body is the most important thing. I wonder if everyone has watched an old movie. The director He Ping called "Heroes of Heaven and Earth". There is a plot in it, saying that everyone is thirsty and there are horse bandits who are guarding the water source. Even though they know that they will die from taking water, they all resolutely took the death of the bandits under the arrow of the bandits and robbed water. This is the same as the big Yan and the white tiger risked their lives to get blood. There is no saying that urinating or not urinating. If you really don't drink blood, I'll urinate it. This is called urinating! But in reality, no matter whether it is a human or a demon, I cannot refuse anything that I urgently need. Even if I have one percent hope, I want to measure it.
Yan Biehu's sense of smell is extremely sensitive. I have watched a TV on a biological channel before, saying that Yan Biehu's sense of smell is more sensitive than that of pigs. You can smell the smell ten kilometers away along the wind. Of course, the TV talks about bats, not called Yan Biehu. Only in our Northeast China is called Yan Biehu!
Let’s talk about it less. Just say that this big swallow and Biehu smelled a strong smell of blood on the roof and couldn’t help but saliva flowed. If you want to ask Yan Biehu if he has saliva, I really don’t know this. The thing looks so scary. I have never observed that thing up close. I guess it must have it!
Anyway, this guy squatted in the room for a while and couldn't stand it anymore.I jumped off the roof, and you just said that this thing is so useless now. I didn’t stand firm and fell down and chewed the dog. Big Yan and Bihu were on the ground for a long time and finally stood up. As the thing smelled, it quickly found a large wooden barrel with chickens in the water. Tell me, this thing is not picky or reduced to reach out, no! It should be that you stretched out your claws and grabbed the chicken's intestines and sent it into your mouth. Oh my god, you didn't look at it, you're disgusting when you think about it! God, let me spit a few times!
This guy is not picky about food, and he made a clean cleaner for the chickens in the big wooden barrel. No! The smell of blood in this yard is so strong that it should be more than just a bucket of chickens to be placed in. There should be something delicious, right!
This big swallow and tiger followed the smell of blood and stumbled forward from the backyard step by step. Think about it, it is a master who can fly and jump. Of course, it must eat more than you and me. Where is the energy consumption? I finally had some things to make up for today, so I still had a good time not to eat it or pretend to be fake. This is not a visit to relatives!
Big swallows and tigers followed the smell and came to the front yard, but there was no food in the front yard. Guan Xiaoren had already brushed a large amount of chicken blood on the wall according to the arrangement of Master Suo Er. It was true that there was a bloody smell, but it didn't eat it. Isn't it greedy?
The urgent need for blood from the big swallow and the tiger is quite urgent. This skill has no blood, it is all on the wall, so I don’t care about cleanliness. There is no need to worry about cleanliness. There is no such thing as a flat-haired beast who has become a sperm. Just stick it on the wall and lick it! This big swallow and the tiger didn't care about so much, and it started to smell like it. Think about it, the chicken blood splashed in the afternoon has now penetrated into the wall. How much blood can there be on the wall? This big swallow and tiger are just lying on the wall to enjoy their fun.
If you want to say that you are uncomfortable or not, it is fake. Needless to say, you are just thirsty. If you don’t drink water, can you talk comfortably? Yan Biehu finished licking the inner wall, and then thought about licking the outer wall, but this time it was interesting. What happened? Yan Biehu was just unable to get out. You looked at the broken wooden door of Lao Ba’s house. Not to mention adults, the eleventh and eleventh children can now kick the door frame with one kick. You said Yan Biehu, who has become a sperm, cannot get out. Isn’t this a play? Why is it so worthless when the monster is injured?
Big Yan Biehu was competing with the broken courtyard gate when he suddenly heard a voice behind him, "Okay! Don't do that hard, you can't get out! I really want to let you go out, am I, a Manchu general, in vain?"
Big Yan Biehu was shocked, "Oh my god! I'm really afraid of anything." This voice was so familiar to Yan Biehu. This old man made himself embarrassed when he fought several times. You said that he had beaten and injured, why is it not over yet! Isn’t this true?
Yan Biehu's kung fu is just a matter of thought at this time, what? Just run! Think about the living dead, Shun'er, who helped him and helped him, could not conquer this farmer. How could you do this with someone if you still have any injuries on your body? Thinking of this, the big swallow and the tiger quickly flapped its wings and wanted to dance on the roof. But after eating the chicken and licking the blood on the wall, his whole body seemed to be broken up, and he couldn't flap it any longer.
Master Suo Ershi was not in a hurry while sitting on the steps under the eaves. He lit the old dry tobacco and looked at where Da Yan and Biehu were performing, "Okay! Stop slapping, do you know what you are eating? What are you licking on the wall just now?"
"Isn't it flesh and blood?" Yan Biehu asked Master Suo Ershi with panic on his face.
"Well! It's true that blood and flesh are true! You don't ask what blood or meat it is, you dare to eat it? Hahaha! How about it?" Master Suo Er said to Dayan Biehu with a sarcastic look on his face, "Do you know that all things in the world are mutually reborn? You eat filthy chickens. The big rooster was called Si Chen in ancient times, and the bright red rooster's feathers are the most yang, and they are specialized in evil spirits! No matter how many innocent people you eat, you are always evil things. You can't open the wooden door and never get up again. You are just being poisoned by yang! To you, this chicken blood is your nemesis. Don't bother with it today, just stop dying!" Master Suo Erhe patiently persuaded Dayan Biehu without getting up.
"Hehe! Joke, I have been practicing for decades. How can I die at the hands of you, a fool? If I die, I have to die with you!" As he said that, the big swallow, the tiger pounced towards Master Suo Er. It seemed that if the rhythm of death was dying together, he would not wait until it pounced in front of him. He directly shot three locust stones at the big swallow, and hit the tiger's legs and the heart of the front.
You are asking, what is this locust stone? I have heard of this thing a lot when I heard storytelling before. When the two sides fought, one of them must use hidden weapons to injure people, and they will either hit the locust stone or sleeve arrow. Is it easy to understand the ancient hidden weapon? It is hidden in the sleeves, but what is this locust stone? Can you tell me?
Let's talk about it a bit off topic. Don't mind. In the early years, I knew a master who practiced traditional martial arts. How high is this master? I don't know if I can't beat him. I'm afraid that he can steal me if I win, because he is too old. I'm probably almost seventy years old that year when I met the old man. He once showed me the locust stones he used when walking in the world. I found them and showed me what kind of locust stones this is, just a few pebbles of average size. I don't know whether it's right or wrong. Anyway, you must be right.
book goes back to the main story, saying that after Master Suo Erzhan knocked out the locust stone, the big swallow and the tiger did not dodge at all. He only heard a few dull sounds of "puff". Then the big swallow and the tiger fell to the ground. Generally, the kung fu should be invited to clean the venue at this skill in the movie scene, right? Even if this episode is over, the wolf and the tiger can no longer move, so why not wait for the food?
But don’t forget that Mr. Suo Er is a well-informed person. He has never seen any strange things in the mountains and forests of our Northeast China all year round! If you just surrender the big swallow and the tiger, why are you going to prepare chicken blood arrows and red lacquer drawing bows?
Don't worry, it's not over yet! After the big swallow and the tiger fell to the ground, Master Suo Er stood up, took two steps back, and glanced around alertly. He saw that the surroundings of the Ba family courtyard was still as quiet as death. It was said that the rescuers should come now! Why didn't there be any sound?
Master Suo Erda did not dare to relax his vigilance, and pulled Zhuqi painting bow from behind and held it in his hand. A chicken blood arrow full of talismans was placed on the bow and was ready to shoot at any time.
"Old man, what is your origin? Do you dare to tell me clearly? I will die even if I die?" Da Yan and Biehu lying on the ground asked Master Suo Er like a general.
"What's my origin? Didn't you tell me just now? We are a serious Manchu general who has been granted the imperial title! Why, you have become an immortal and enlightened? You are a flat-haired beast, you have never even heard of Manchu generals, right?" Master Suo Er said to the big Yan Biehu lying on the ground without hesitation.
"Bah! You are still a Manchu general, the entire Qing Dynasty has become a ruin. Do you still want to be invincible? Go to dream! When my father ascended the treasure, the white mountains and black waters in the northeast will be the world of our men, hahahaha! What a pity, my life is ruined in your hands, otherwise in time, you will know who the Manchu lord is? Hahaha!" Da Yan's tone was quite good, and these words shocked Master Suo Erzhao.
Suo Erye has been in the world for so many years. Since he was a child, he has heard his ancestors tell the appeals of these monsters in Zishan. It is nothing more than immortality, or he will lead the country to harm the countryside. There are very few people who are interested in the glory and wealth in the world. But the Yan Biehu in front of him said that he wanted to be the leader of the Northeast and was a man. That only means that this beast is not simple. He came for the old leader's family business. Is this worth it? If this is said from the beast, if anyone dares to say this, not to say it enough to die a hundred times, even the 18th generation of ancestors will have to lose their heads! If you touch the corn flour pancakes from Lao Ai’s family, can that be a joke?
"Oh! You are so angry! People come out to be a monster because they want to live forever and have endless magic power. Why do you want to split the territory with the court? It seems that you have no pursuit of such a bad thing!" Master Suo Er deliberately angered the big swallow and the tiger.
Big Yan Biehu didn't know that this was the plan of Master Suo Er's plan, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood from his mouth. "Uh! My life is in danger. Today, I will let you understand. You are a slut, and you will also let you die when you cut it open one day. Let you know who I am!"
Speaking of this, I guess everyone should be able to guess that this Big Yan Biehu is the ghost ulterior motive of the seventh concubine Batu. This is true. The affairs of the Lao Ba family are really there. It is true to Chen Mazi, the Huazi leader of the Bei Market. The Lao Ba family was ruined because the seventh concubine was pregnant. It can only be said that the old Ba family is unlucky. It’s not a day or two that Batu has harmed Fengtian City for a long time. Everyone is afraid of his identity as a royal relative. No one dares to touch this nail. But if you say that you dare not touch it, it is a person who dares to touch it. If you say that the demons and evil spirits are also afraid of Batu, that would be a bit irritating.
I don’t know if everyone still remembers it. Batu was furious and killed his fourth concubine. The seventh concubine and the fourth concubine had a good relationship. Usually, they would walk on the ruined grave of the fourth concubine when they had nothing to do. Think about where the ruined grave is, it is not just a place where dead cats and dogs are buried. There are everything in that place, where all the lonely ghosts and wild beasts are willing to make do with it, why do you make do with it? Because these things are the most yin things, it’s easy to practice in one sentence!
You said that even the mountain spirits and beasts can look forward to it. How can those who practice evil magic and magic not know that this bad grave is a good place?
Episode 0 During the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty, the White Lotus Sect made a fuss in the pass. On September 15, 18th year of Jiaqing, these white lotus scholars rushed into the Forbidden City with their men.
Tell me how powerful these Imperial Guards exercises on TV! But the real history is that these "terrorists" rushed directly to the "core location" of the Forbidden City, Yangxin Palace. I guess everyone knows what happened later. At that time, Minning, who was later Emperor Daoguang, stepped forward and hit several people with a big pole, which attracted the Imperial Guard to come to rescue the car in time, which resolved the crisis.
Minning was made the crown prince because of this fearless act. Now the "Long Zongmen" in the Forbidden City in Beijing still needs an iron arrow where the bell is, just to warn future generations. Of course, you can find these things everywhere. What we are telling is a story, not to popularize history for everyone. We won’t go into delving into whether these White Lotus Sects are “terrorists” or “peasant uprisings”.
But after this incident happened, the old Ai family stopped doing it. Isn’t this a rebellion? It’s okay to make trouble below, but why did you come to our house to make trouble? If you smash the pot and dig the ancestral tombs in the Northeast, it will be a great revenge, and you must never fail to avenge it!
OK! The soldiers who were sharpening their swords quickly began to catch the "White Lotus Sect" everywhere on the streets. At that time, it was said that whoever had a surname in the capital, and whoever had a girl named "Lian" had to change her name! Why? Why, why did you make a conflict? You didn't know anything about it? "Oh, what's your surname? Why is your surname Bai? It must have something to do with the White Lotus Sect. Catch it!", "Little girl, what's your name? My name is Pan Jinlian!", "Okay, I still have the word Lian, Catch it!", you are going to say, "I used to be Pan Jinlian, but now I'm Tiehawk, can you?", tell you, "No! Catch it!"
is just a tossing method. Can you still gain a firm foothold in the capital? Of course, it’s inability to establish a firm position! Many church members can run as far as they can. It is best to have no Chinese! As long as you run to the horizon and grab your head, you will have to cut off your head!
Isn't that right? Among the believers of the White Lotus Sect, there is such a capable and strange man named Liu Decai. It is said that he practiced in Zhong Nanshan in his early years. In today's words, this person is a body of "superior bacteria". We all have to understand that this "superior bacteria" is completely different from that "art bacteria". The strangeness of this strange technique is strange, strange, you understand this time, right? This "different" means that this kid doesn't follow the right path, and then "bacteria" are nothing more, but it must be a disaster! Don’t argue about beneficial bacteria, as too much of that thing is not good for the body.
But just say that Liu Decai was not only eloquent in the "White Lotus Sect", but also had tricks such as sprinkling beans and making trouble from time to time. At that time, the people had no culture. Don't talk about culture, it was difficult to know your own reputation. Isn't this senior brother just what he said?
This senior brother named Liu Decai is really worthy of the name given by his parents. He has not accumulated any morality and has done a lot of unethical things. He digs the child's heart and liver as a medicine guide, fools rich people to buy their lives with money, and opens the eyes of the big girl. In short, he has done all the unethical things you think of. We are not ruining him. I am the truthful description, otherwise there will be no subsequent story!
I can’t stay in Beijing anymore, so I can only go far away. Where can I avoid being arrested? OK! It's dark under the light, aren't you arresting me? I can stay outside the emperor's hometown. There has never been a White Lotus Sect in that area, and you can't think of me being able to hide outside the palace. One day I will practice magic and then imitate your Ai family to make a comeback and enter Beijing to be the emperor. If you don't say that you will never be old, will I still be struggling?
This Liu Decai used evil magic to change his face and easily got into Fengtian City outside the pass. But you can't be too arrogant in Fengtian. The people in this place are super-powerful. It's a bit difficult to fool these Zishan Cannons into trouble with him. After all, they are all neighbors of Lao Ai's family, or they are relatives and friends who have been married. It's really a pity to show off here. It seems that they can only "Xu Tu Baye"
This Liu Decai pretends to be a fortune teller or a juggler during the day, and walks around the streets and alleys to touch the "medicine leads". At night, he hides in some bad graves or barren caves to practice evil methods. Every day, he lives fast. It's a coincidence that one day, Liu Decai goes to the bad graves to touch the child to death. You said that coincidence, a beautiful woman in the 28th kneels beside a new grave not far away. You said that he looks so handsome! This is simply as lovely as a fairy.
Liu Decai was very moved. It is said that the Kanto girl is handsome and belongs to the big apple type. She has bright colors and a crispy taste.Since I have been to Kanto for so long, why can’t I be a meat-filled person?
But if you jump out and drag the girl, you might be able to scare people out of your mind. This place is not on the streets of Fengtian City. What is this place? These are all places to stay in lie down, who can come here if a good person is here! Bah, I don’t count myself. I am a god with “Taoism”!
But if we can get this lovely girl, Liu Decai has worked hard. Since he can't show up, let's just use the tricks! Anyway, we are also capable people with "craftsmanship"!
Thinking of this, Liu Decai went to the paper shop in Fengtian City and asked the guy to tie a handsome paper man. Hey, he must be handsome, with a long gown and melon-skin hat, a little red face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and it is better to have a little bookish spirit. Does this look gentle? A word cannot cause annoyance.
The shopkeeper who was a little paper was stunned when he heard it, "This is a fucking thing. How could he hear that paper people are annoying? Those things are all fake things for dead people to use. What is annoying? It's just a decoration. Isn't it enough to watch the excitement?"
Liu Decai didn't talk nonsense and just paid the money. Seeing the white silver thrown on the counter, who wouldn't be moved! "Okay! Don't say it's not annoying. I'll give you a piece of Aaron Kwok! No? Andy Lau, whatever you want, we'll give you whoever you want. What do you think?" Otherwise, it's easy to do something if you have money! Working in the morning and in the afternoon, this vivid paper handsome guy was tied up! Don’t say you’re really not bad at all when you hit me coldly. Didn’t you say you want a handsome young man? Why don’t you lose your grudge? It's over, and the money is wasted!
You don’t need to fuck this leisurely heart. Think about it, how handsome can a paper man be? Anyway, Liu Decai is quite satisfied! Wrapped it with a red cloth and left the city.
Liu Decai was holding the paper man in the rotten grave. He worked hard for two or three days, burning incense and kneeling down. Finally, he dripping his own blood on the paper man. Finally, he was done. This paper man is his "stand-in". You may have to ask, in the past, there are many superstitious sayings about burning a "stand-in" saying, is this "stand-in" the same as that "stand-in"?
I will tell you solemnly here that this is not the same thing. This substitute is a real substitute, which means that she can really "do things" for Liu Decai. Liu Decai practices evil magic and magic, and can survive the soul-leaving life! If you want to say that your soul is separated from your body, you have to attach it. Otherwise, like Wang Yunxiu, you will be "wandering souls". Then you can't say you're doing bad things, even "Teddy" can chase you away.
After preparing the paper man, Liu Decai was the goal of achieving half of the goal. After all, the one who fooled him was a living person, so it would be strange if you didn’t scare the girl. The remaining trick was to make the girl have hallucinations and make her feel that the paper man in front of her was not a paper man! Then what should I do? This trick is extremely difficult for you and me, but for Liu Decai, it is not a problem. What can it be called a problem? I think it’s a big deal to be immoral!
A few days later, this beautiful girl was full of sorrow again. She talked endlessly in front of this new grave, and wiped her tears from time to time. Oh, you can't even cry and you can't help but attract people. This is really nothing! Daman, but she is so beautiful, why did Daman come out? This Liu De is from Shandong! We have absolutely no intention of being a friend from Heishandong. It's purely funny, to show that this Seventh concubine is beautiful.
Liu Decai lit the ecstasy incense along the wind. This cigarette is floating, colorless and tasteless. If you really take a sip, the real world you see will be unreal. You can move this day, and birds can be human words, let alone that handsome young man with paper. That is simply Pan An’s rebirth, Ximen Qing possessed, so what else can I say! In addition, Liu Decai is also very good at speaking. He speaks through the paper man's body, and every sentence makes the seventh concubine feel comfortable.The Seventh Auntie had never had a worry-free life in the Ba family. In front of this handsome voice, she was vaguely expressing her depression in her heart. As she spoke, she couldn't help but cry like rain. When this handsome young man cared for the Seventh Auntie, the Seventh Auntie couldn't help but feel in love.
It’s hard to say about feelings, and it’s really impossible to say. But when a woman’s mood is at its lowest point, all male friends should pay attention. This is the most likely thing for women to go off the line. So what women need is care, otherwise if they really go off the line, you just pat your thigh and cry!
After a while, this paper man and the seventh concubine have already had a close relationship. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are the couple! The seventh concubine recognized from the bottom of her heart that this young and handsome young man was the true lover she had entrusted for her life. The two of them were so good together.
Seeing this, many impatient friends may say, "You can really speak nonsense!" Then Liu Daliu will make the ecstasy fascinated by the ecstasy! Isn’t it just to take off your pants and fart? It takes two more times! You are pure nonsense.
Don’t worry, let’s talk about why Liu Decai doesn’t use a simple and crude way, but uses this way. First of all, Liu Decai is a serious criminal wanted in the court, and compared with the person who hit the building. If he is a turtle, he will really have to live to the end. Besides, he is old, Liu Decai told the public that he is already 170 or 80 years old. Of course, this must be a treacherous person. He is not a turtle, but how can he live to such an old age! But this shows that this old boy is no longer young. He can rebel at least forty or fifty years old. No matter how young he is, he must be over forty or forty? In the late Qing Dynasty, people got married early, and he could be a grandfather at his age. You said that such a half-old man and a rich wife were flirting with each other on the chasm of the wilderness and wild mountains and rivers, and that was not a pity! How can you be more conspicuous?
If you say you change to a paper person, it will be different. If a person who has not inhaled the "evil fragrance" sees a paper person, he is a "paper person". He is not a living person at all. He is not eye-catching, does not offend, and is absolutely fine!
Just say how good Liu Decai’s abacus is!
Liu Decai used this shameful method to deceive the Seventh concubine. Otherwise, how could this Seventh concubine have a miserable life! It’s useless to live without any tricks, and it’s useless to rely on anyone if you don’t have strong strength, let alone that people are in a difficult life!
As Liu Decai's relationship deepened with the seventh concubine, Liu Decai gradually knew whose wife the seventh concubine was. After a long time of relationship, this one was the emperor's cousin and wife! Although it is "preface", it is amazing! We don’t know the rules of the old Ai family. Although they are the seventh child, they are also a person of the same level as the "Father Jin"!
An evil method was formed in Liu Decai's mind, that is, sleeping with the seventh concubine is not the purpose. No matter what, it is necessary to get the seventh concubine to be pregnant with a son and a half daughter. Not to mention his lofty ideals, just saying that the family business of Lao Ba is enough for many people to be crazy about it.
So what else can I wait? Isn’t it enough to plan quickly? But you all know that Liu Decai is dependent on the body of a paper man. Although using evil methods can enjoy the joy of fish and water, it is a big problem to keep offspring. First of all, this is as unreliable as wireless transmission. From a scientific point of view, you have to solve the problem of reproductive isolation. After all, a paper man is just a medium. If you want to openly ask the seventh concubine to have children for him, it is absolutely impossible. At this age, don’t say that you are still a fugitive, and the seventh concubine cannot be willing!
There are always more ways than problems. After being happy, Liu Decai returned to the cave where he lived. He saw a few frightened Yan Biehu flying out of the cave, "Oh! There is!" It really made Liu Decai, who lacks great virtue, think of an unethical trick. What kind of trick is it?
Then use the guise of a paper man to tell the Seventh concubine that the "God of Fortune" will give him a son! Look at the vernacular he made up for is perfect. Liu Decai himself admires his intelligence!
Liu De is a person with strong action, and he can do whatever he wants! Immediately wrote a talisman in the cave, attracting many bats, I chose and chose again and again, but none of them were just satisfactory. If you think of that thing, where can you see it? Finally, I had to pick a big Yan Biehu, beat Yan Biehu's soul, chant the spell by myself, and then attached it to the bat's body, haha! When can people fly? If I hadn't rebelled myself, maybe I could have the historian write it into the "Draft History of Qing Dynasty" for myself. I am the number one flying person in China. What are the Wright brothers, they are all grandsons! I, Liu Decai, went to heaven earlier than them.
Go back early, but did not do serious things. Liu Decai, who turned into a big swallow and a tiger, flapped his wings and flew to Lao Ba's house. After having sex with the seventh concubine, he flew away directly with his wings! Everyone knows what happened after
. The seventh concubine was burned to death by her master Batu because she gave birth to Yan Biehu. Xiaoyan Biehu was bloodthirsty as soon as she was born, but the old Ba family bit each other one and finally came to Jilin Mansion to kill Batu. She was going to die in Jilin. Look at this Liu De, who has done everything, but his heart is strong and his life is not in line with his life! The abacus was crackling, the child born was not human nature, the most hateful thing was that it was inhumanity. Not only did his lofty ideals not come true, even the wealth of Lao Ba's family passed by him. Do you think it was too much to be angry?
That Kung Fu Liu Decai was so desperate that he was in vain. He got it, so he should do it again. In this Kung Fu, Liu Decai's "anomal bacteria" played a role. He controlled Xiaoyan and the tiger through his evil methods, and even made Xiaoyan and the tiger speak human words. If he didn't look at his appearance, this thing was just like an ordinary person, and you wouldn't even hear that the person talking to you was such an ugly thing.
Since you are ugly, it is natural that Xiaoyan and Biehu will help Liu Decai do the dirty things. For example, today Liu Decai wants to "happy, happy" Xiaoyan and Biehu steal money for Liu Decai. If you want to say that Liu Decai needs a "medicine guide" to practice, Yan Biehu will just do it for you without saying a word. How to do it, what are you stroking it? You have to think about it yourself! Anyway, it's not a good thing, and I've done a lot of things that are harmful to the world.
This time Liu Decai played a big game. Over the years, Liu Decai has been pursuing the ultimate goal not only to live forever, but also to have rights and wealth. Of course, wouldn’t it be better to be able to go to the capital to be the emperor?
In order to realize the "peak life" in Liu Decai's mind as soon as possible, the "son" who has grown into a big Yan Biehu frequently goes out to find "medicine introductions". This is the main reason for losing children in Fengtian City. Regarding Nashun, if we say conscience, the tomb of Nashun was really not dug by Liu Decai. Of course, Yan Biehu didn't do this, who did it? No one knows, but Liu Decai really stole Shun'er's dead body. Why did he steal someone to death? Find helpers to achieve great achievements, find someone? Who can follow you to lose your head? Going crazy!
Then, why did Yan Biehu just keep following Liu Decai? Have you heard Guo Degang’s crosstalk? Guo Degang once joked with Yu Qian like this: "When I become the emperor, you will be the crown prince." Think about it, what else is more attractive in the world than an emperor? Absolutely not!
Liu Decai has harmed so many children, why don’t you say that he has really mastered real kung fu, what kung fu is it? What skills do you say will scare you to death? Anyway, you are quite capable. You can’t say that you can tie a button to everyone first. You all know later!
The big swallow and the tiger spitted blood in their mouths and explained the general process of the matter intermittently to Master Suo Erxiu. Of course, it must be not as detailed as I said. If I really said it, it was the result of "confession, lenientness, resistance and strictness" to receive legal education in the "Da Qing Law".
Anyway, Master Suo Er knew that there was a more urinary ability in Fengtian City waiting for him! Let’s not talk about whether this matter is true or false. Even if it is fake, you have to be more than trustworthy. The rules for traveling around the world for many years have been determined. If you are vague and careless, you might not be sure that you have died more than a hundred times. This is the one that Master Suo’s blood carved feather arrow is guarded against.
At this moment, a voice seemed to be as far and near as there was, and it seemed to be a floating voice transmission from the sky. He said to Mr. Suo Er, "Those who ruined my major affairs should be punished. Do you still refuse to kneel down and beg for mercy?"
Mr. Suo Er, looking out of the eaves, he saw that the starry sky was still as rare as beans, and the night sky was as clear as a dark blue gem. Although water turned into ice, there was no trace of wind. Mr. Suo Er, also looked at the direction of the sound from the sky. He "swoosh" three chicken blood carved feather arrows flew directly to the night sky with the sound of the wind.
"Ah! Boy, you're very quick to take action!" An old voice came again, and it was almost two of them with the sound just now.
"Is it possible to act evil, but Is it impossible to show up? Do you dare to come out to fight alone if you have the ability? Is it a skill to pretend to be a ghost!" Master Suo said to the night sky with a full aura.
"Hehehe! You guy who is about to die! If you don't repent, I will let you see what the true god is!" A baby voice with a slutty voice appeared again, and an old lady appeared on the gatehouse of the Ba family at some point, standing on the gatehouse with a hunched back.
This is really strange. Don’t say it’s midnight, you haven’t seen the old lady climbing the wall even if you are blue and sunny, right? But this matter appears in front of you, and you can't believe it or not!
The old lady suddenly waved her sleeves under the eaves where Master Suo Er was hiding. In an instant, sand and stones began to fly from the Ba family courtyard. That momentum was nothing wrong with the appearance of the sandstorm on the Gobi Desert!
Su Erye is also an old man. He has eaten salt more than he has walked in the past few years. How could these tricks hurtSu Erye? Master Suo Er jumped back with force and knocked the door behind him straight. Master Suo Er lay on the ground motionless as if he was dead.
The old lady standing on this building was very happy. It seems that her children were not in vain. It would be useless to see that no one was talking about it. Who else could the old Ai family’s country belong to me if it was not my own?
The old lady jumped down from the gatehouse, cursed at the Big Yan Biehu lying on the ground, "useless things" and reached out to grab the Big Yan Biehu's wings and hugged it. Originally, the old lady wanted to support the big swallow and the tiger and saw what the man who was thrown down by his sleeve just now was like, but the big swallow and the tiger was injured too seriously. At that time, there was no electrocardiogram or something, and I didn't want to shoot a movie. But I guess 80% of the time, Master Suo must have injured Yan Biehu's lung leaves with a locust stone, otherwise how could he vomit blood?
TV series are not strictly filmed now. He was stabbed in his stomach and intestines, and he vomited blood even if he just kicked his butt and vomited blood. What kind of thing is it!
is off topic again or not. Thank you, everyone, I am so excited that I can't hold on to my vernacular words. It's endless. Don't mind!
Let’s go back to the head and say that the hunched old lady gave the big swallow and tied the tiger, just like she picked up a towel board and threw it directly on her shoulder head, hey! That chic and sleek, in the words of Beijingers, it is "sau", and I don't know what this "sau" means. Anyway, Beijingers say "sau", when they see the old women who are so scattered, today we will also introduce some foreign culture, "that's thief!"
The old lady carried Yan Biehu and was about to walk to the main house to see if this man died, but the old lady didn't expect that Mr. Suo was pretending to be a fraud. She suddenly sat up in the main hall, held the carved lacquer bow in his hand, and shot it out again with a chicken blood carved feather arrow at the old lady.
Don’t forget that the old lady with a hunched back is carrying a big swallow and tiger on her shoulder. Although the big swallow and tiger are human-shaped, they are far longer than the old lady, and her entire calf is dragged on the ground!
The old lady was unable to dodge her body and saw a chicken blood carved feather arrow penetrated directly along the back of the big swallow's tiger. What is behind the big swallow's tiger? What else can it be? The old lady is carrying Yan Biehu, so there must be an old lady behind her!
The old lady was cut off by the chicken blood eagle in the back of Yan Biehu's heart, which was passed through, and the old lady directly injured her arm. The pain made a "Ouch" sound like a boy. She quickly left Yan Biehu, who had already been dead, and she jumped away without a trace. Master Suo Er quickly got up and chased him out of the yard with a bow and arrow, but there was no trace of the old lady!
A faint voice of a middle-aged man came from the horizon, "If you dare to shoot and hurt the immortal, I will never end up with you. Today, the revenge of a single arrow must be paid for blood debts!" Haha! This sound made people feel goosebumps all over their body.
Of course, it’s not that Master Suo Er had goosebumps on his body. Who? Who else can be born besides Guan Xiaoren and Wang Yun! "Master Suo! Master Suo! Do you need help?" Guan Xiaoren asked Master Suo Er.
If you say this first, if you didn’t look at it first, you might not be sure. Guan Xiaorenzi’s brain Guzi would have to let Master Suo Erz ejaculate against him!
"It's okay, please clean up!" Master Suo Er waved to Guan Xiaoren and said.
I remember the first time I watched Stephen Chow filming "Kung Fu" a few years ago, there was a scene where gangsters called for people to clean the streets. I felt quite funny. It's hard to say. Was Stephen Chow inspired when he came to Northeast China and heard this old folk story? Of course, I'm nonsense. He spoke in Mandarin in a bad way. I firmly believe that there would never be any man from Northeast China willing to chat with him. It's so useless!