An old man in Li Jinshan, whose real name was Lu, spent 200 yuan on a donkey on the street. During the day he drove his donkey to grind the mill, but at night he could only sleep beside the trough in solitude. One night he had a dream that the donkey turned into a big girl. She h

Li Jinshan

An old man whose real name was Lu spent 200 yuan on a donkey on the street.

During the day, he drove his donkey to grind the mill.

At night, he could only sleep beside the trough in loneliness.

One night he had a dream,

he dreamed that the donkey turned into a big girl.

has a red face, double eyelids, a high nose, and red lips.

is tall, has slender legs, and is wearing a blue skirt.

has a shy smile,

is pretty and charming.

The little mouth is slightly open, and

is holding a bouquet of red roses in both hands.

She came to Old Man Lu and spoke,

calling him Old Lu, my old buddy.

During the day, I was just busy pulling condoms,

Now in the middle of the night, I feel very lonely.

What do you mean by my living? If

is walking slowly, hit me. If

is walking fast, I don’t have much strength.

Look at how free you are to come and go alone,

I might as well be your partner.

The picture comes from the Internet

Your surname is Lu Lai and my surname is Donkey,

Lu Donkey is from the same family.

has the same pronunciation but different words. There is me and you in the

dictionary.

But you were born a human,

and I was born a donkey.

You eat vegetables and I eat fodder.

Life has always been about high and low.

My past life was also in the Lu family,

In this life, I don’t know why I was reincarnated as a donkey.

I can boast to you,

I have many big secrets in my heart.

The picture comes from the Internet

Zhang Guolao and I are from the same clan,

I only drank the soup left by him.

One night he cooked a fat baby in the pot.

It was a three-thousand-year-old ginseng.

Zhang Lao became an immortal and I also became an immortal.

Zhang Lao became a god. Unexpectedly, I also became a god.

Do you remember Zhuge Liang during the Three Kingdoms period?

It seems that I am also destined to him.

That day Huang Chengyan went to Wollongong and rode me,

wandering into the house gate of Wollongong.

Originally Huang Chengyan was Kong Ming's teacher,

accidentally became Zhuge Liang's father-in-law.

I once carried three volumes of the Book of Heaven for Kong Ming,

From then on, the world was divided into three parts.

The court of Han Dynasty began to pay attention to me,

Jin Dynasty Ruan Ji rode me to take office.

In the Tang Dynasty literati and poets loved to ride on me,

I often carried many great poets on their backs.

Jia Dao rode me to ponder poetry,

Li Bai rode me to rush into the Yamen.

Du Fu has been riding on me for thirteen years,

Meng Haoran has been riding on me to find the cold plum blossoms.

"The donkey is sated and the rider is about to go out,"

Han Yu rides on me "to smoke the organ."

Bai Juyi borrowed it without me,

Zhizhang rides on me if the boat is steady.

Pictures come from the Internet

Old man Lu heard that the donkey could talk,

and the little beauty disappeared in the blink of an eye.

It turned out to be a Nanke dream.

Where can I find such a beautiful woman?