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No. 4! Outside the name! On the afternoon of November 17, Chinese football brought the largest melon in the history of Chinese football to the people of the whole country!
In the second round of the 2022 FA Cup, a county-level amateur team from Gansu, Jingchuan Wenhui Football Team, defeated Guoan with a total score of 7:5.
Guoan's previous goal was to break out of Asia, but now he can't even get out of the county town.
Some people say that this game completely nailed Beijing Guoan on the pillar of shame. I think nailing Guoan on the pillar of shame is the shame of the pillar of shame. What kind of shame to the men's football team? It’s shame to think about it! Still have to talk about it!
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Beijing Guoan lost to Jingchuan Wenhui, the responsibility is not on Guoan, the fundamental reason should not be the competition, what level should Beijing Guoan be, Chinese Super League giants, league champion! What level is your Jingchuan Wenhui? The 18th-tier county-level team, not to mention the department level, even the stock level, at most, it can catch up with the level of our village chief, if you are not a good match, you can play any ball.
who asked Jingchuan Wenhui to participate, causing such serious consequences! Comrades, the lessons are profound!
Some people say that Jingchuan Wenhui members are more than 30 local amateur football enthusiasts, including couriers, ramen sellers and fruit vendors. They are veritable amateur football team.
I can't see it all. There is a physical education teacher in their team, who is considered a professional, so this football team is a professional team, although this physical education teacher usually plays billiards.
So I have a strong sense of justice and netizens left a message saying that Jingchuan Wenhui is not good at martial, and there is actually a physical education teacher in the team.
Another reason why do you play football for ramen? It must be lurking in a ramen restaurant to steal skills? Want to improve your ball skills through ramen technology! There is also . Why does the courier play football? It must be a slut in the courier team to practice running speed and passing ability. Even if it is not lurking, the traffic lights cannot be stopped by the courier's traveling fast. Why should Guoan intercept it? After joining the football team, will there be a way out for your opponent?
As we all know, playing football is money.
The Jingchuan Wenhui Club that kicked Canguo'an has a registered capital of up to 30,000 yuan. The reward for one game is 200 yuan. 200 yuan is not a small amount. You can buy 20 bowls of ramen locally. Play 30 games a month and earn 600 bowls of ramen in a month. Who can withstand such material stimulation and such temptation?
This time Jingchuan Wenhui received a sponsorship of 5,000 yuan, so Beijing Guoan did not lose to Jingchuan , but to capital.
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Some people say that Jingchuan is a national poverty-stricken county in Pingliang City, Gansu Province that has just been lifted out of poverty, but don’t forget that Pingliang Jingchuan is an important transportation hub on the ancient Silk Road . Jingchuan people are now poor, but ancestors were once rich, have seen big scenes, and aristocratic temperament has been cultivated. So when facing the team from Beijing Guoan, he is neither humble nor arrogant, and mutters, "The ball is four balls, and the cold Mengzi is the outside world."
Gansu people are very upright! I don’t care about Guoan at all, especially the last penalty, which fully demonstrates that Jingchuan is against Guoan: rowing you is a boat, throwing you is a basket, hitting you is a play. After
After that, the Guoan team will not play any counties along the Silk Road. These counties have aristocratic temperament. Don’t compete, it’s not necessary.
Some people say that this battle made Jingchuan famous in one fell swoop and filled the gap in Chinese football history. In fact, Jingchuan County pretended to be low-key, was very modest on the surface, and was very arrogant at the core. The famous Jingchuan skull fossil was unearthed here, which filled the gap in China's lack of modern people 100,000 years ago.
It can be seen from this that this county itself is a county that is good at and habitually fills the historical gap. After
After that, the Guoan team will not play any county that fills the historical gap.
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here, I would like to remind you. People across the country owe Guoan an apology. In the past, everyone thought that Guoan played fake football. Today, Guoan used his own strength to clear up the unjust injustice for so many years!
To be fair, Guoan team made great contributions in this game. After watching this game, my three views were broken by Guoan. I used to not take myself seriously, but now I have gained an unprecedented courage to fight Guoan. Although I don’t understand football, I requested to play because everything is possible. As a song sings: Whenever I can't find the meaning of existence, whenever I get lost in the dark, oh~ the brightest star in the night sky, please guide me to you.
Also greatly inspired are the Chinese people's confidence in football. If you don't believe it, everyone will read the audience message:
After watching this game,
The football team in Dianlikou Village, Guandu Town, Henan Province applied to play!
Hebei Province Shijiazhuang Street Nursing Home Football Team Apply to Play!
What is even more touching is that the flowers of the motherland also issued a powerful declaration:
The football team of Guangrong Primary School in Qiqihar City, Heilongjiang Province applied to play in Guoan!
