I tell you, second brother, Chinese people are great. Take the bank as an example. Second brother, the smallest bank in China is better than that of foreign ones, and it is not unfair to you. Look, second brother, I slept a lot in the bank yesterday. I tell you this, my second brother, I can’t do it in a foreign bank.
I went abroad that year, didn’t you say I followed the foreigners? Second brother, you are really foresighted. Let’s talk about the bank. I’ll see with my own eyes that foreigners will not be able to catch up with the Chinese even if they learn for another hundred years. Foreigners are not enough. For example, second brother, I took a check of ten pounds abroad to cash out the money. As soon as you enter the bank door, there is the counter. There is no bright brass railing on the counter, nor does it have a large bronze medal. Second brother, look, what is the difference between this and the oil and salt shop? Not enough. Let’s talk about people, there are several standing at the counter, all of whom are so combed, washing their faces, and smiling; how naughty! It’s okay to hand over the check to them, and everyone will ask you good morning or lunch first; it’s not enough to give it! After taking the check, I took a look and then asked, "How to get it? Sir!" I still smiled. Which businessman is there? ! Calling "Sir" is not enough, you must laugh, foreign devils are tempered! I said, the second brother: "Four pounds per piece, five pounds per piece, one pound zero; zero pounds are required; the zero pounds are required to be two different from money, it should be logical. Second brother, ten pounds are required to be a long-lasting set, do you hate it? If you are a bank clerk? Guess what, the foreigner smiled even more despicable, as if this trouble should be paid. Drink, and immediately took out the book from under the counter and wrote it; after writing, he reached out and said that the money was money, so the bills were counted for me in a blink of an eye; then he followed: "Please click a little, sir! "Another "sir", he is inferior and does not understand the rules of buying and selling! After ordering the money, I was stunned, as if I had forgotten something. By the way, I didn't forget anything. It was a strange foreigner who was doing things - and it was a big bank - why was it so fast? What a fucking thing? How fucking!
Second brother, he is also a Chinese bank, how distributor! Didn't I say that I went to withdraw money yesterday? I went there at 8 o'clock in the morning, because it's hot now, and the bank opened at 8 o'clock; catch it early to save the laborers at noon; we have to keep a good eye on everything , I have someone to serve or not, right? When I arrived at the bank, I really opened the door, and I said to myself, Second Brother: It's not easy to open the door whenever I open it. In fact, if I can't open it for a day, no one can care about it? While admiring, I walked in. Drink, the big electric fan was blowing, and they were all sitting steadily according to their parts, smoking cigarettes and pressing the bell to ask for tea. It's so good, like a group of emperors, so much. When I saw it, I felt embarrassed to go over. If I didn't ask people to take a break for a while, I would be a little ungrateful. But I went there, my second brother, because I was afraid that others would drive me out; if they saw me as if nothing had happened, wouldn't they be driven out? They were a bank, not a teahouse, so they could go in and out at will. I went there and put the check on the counter very slowly. No one paid attention to me, of course. One looked at me and I was very happy; it was not easy to look at me on a hot day. Second brother, I was ready as soon as I went there: I stood alone with my left leg, so I could change my legs if I stood there. The left leg stood for ten minutes, and I was very happy that my legs had indeed become strong. I supported it until the twelve minutes to lift it, so I had to change my legs, so I got the right golden rooster. Stand up. My right leg is not weak, I am even happier. I am so happy. I am so happy. Let’s stand down the counter for a few minutes.
turned over. Before everyone could move, I turned around and beat some whirlwind feet. I just stood firm and came over. I said to myself: I haven’t practiced two sets of boxing yet: So fast? That gentleman came over to spit, and I made up two sets of boxing. After practicing boxing, I sweated a little, and it was very refreshing. I stood for a while, while breathing, while admiring everyone’s style - it’s so steady! I really want to give them some fun.At 8:40, someone came over. It was about to rain on his face and his eyebrows were covered with dark clouds. He looked at me and said, "I was very sad. On the hot day, I came to cause trouble for others." He glanced at the check and looked at me again, as if he was determined that the check and I were not like each other. I really want to sign my head. He didn't even give up the check and took it away and threw it to me a small bronze medal. I said straight, "No, no, no! If today is not suitable, I will come again tomorrow; tomorrow is the beginning of autumn." I am really afraid of angering him to death, it is a hot day. He still ignored me. It was so conscientious that I was so respectful!
Holding the bronze medal, I sat on the chair and looked at the side where the money was placed. The gentleman who put the money - a middle-aged man like Qu Yuan - just rang the bell and asked for chicken silk noodles. I thought: when the worker told me that the chef had to go out to the kitchen, the chef had to go out to buy chickens. It happened that the chicken might not have grown up yet; even if he bought the chicken properly, the noodles might not have been ground yet, maybe he would have to wait for this bowl of shredded chicken noodles for three days and three nights. Of course, the gentleman who puts money will never put money before eating noodles; on hot days, how can he do things without food? I feel so sorry, second brother! I felt a little sleepy and fell asleep leaning against the chair. I slept well, no mosquitoes, no bedbugs, , it was in the bank! I slept for more than fifty minutes as soon as I closed my eyes; my body, second brother, is pretty good! Eat enough and sleep! I looked at the gentleman who was giving the money (sorry, it’s wrong to get tired of people in a hot day!) The chicken shredded noodles have not arrived yet. I was very worried for him, my stomach was so hungry, so it was so uncomfortable to sit. He is really a slut, and he is so hungry that he is still calm. He can't help but admire him, second brother.
It’s about ten o’clock, and the chicken noodles are here! "Probably", because I refused to look at the clock on the wall - the hot weather, it was not enough to express my intention to urge others. Besides, I only waited for two o'clock, what is it? I secretly watched people eat noodles. He did not eat slowly. I feel sorry for anyone. It is inhumane to force others to choke to death in order to repay my check! Second brother, we are all kind-hearted people. After he finished eating the noodles, he rang the bell and asked for a hand towel, then lit , , and opened a small hookah. Only then did I feel relieved that he would not choke to death. He sucked more than a minute of hookah.
At this time, the second brother. There were six or seven people who had withdrawn the money. We looked at each other and all looked at each other with a look of sorry. If I opened a bank, my second brother, I would shoot two people to withdraw money on the day of the market opening to save trouble in the future. On a hot day, where can I get money? Don't know what's wrong!
At half past ten, the man who put the money stood up and stretched his waist. Then he held the little hookah and started chatting with his colleagues in a low voice. I feel sorry for him. Second brother, it’s a hot day, I still have to chat around the streets at half past ten days. How unfree! With his pie, at least he should go to , Qingdao to avoid the summer heat; he is still in the journey and has to chat, hum!
At 11 o'clock, he came back, put down his hookah, and went out; probably to go out. I came back only at half past eleven. On a hot day, my second brother, it’s not easy for me to give me a respect for a while! Besides, at half past eleven, he actually picked up a pen to write the account and read the check. I just wanted to go over and advise him not to worry. On hot days, it is impossible to get some illness for a few people who withdraw money. By twelve o'clock, I decided to go home and come back tomorrow. I was about to leave, and the gentleman who gave the money shouted, "No. 1!"
I really don't want to go there, this person disappointed me! I just waited for four o'clock and I put the money away and couldn't get my home! But he didn't disappoint me. As soon as I passed, he didn't say anything, but pointed to the back of the check. It turned out that I forgot to sign the signature behind my back. He didn't wait for me to pull out the tap pen and said, "Let's talk about it tomorrow." This is what I hope! Originally, they closed the door at one o'clock; I signed the letter and waited for four o'clock, isn't it going to be four o'clock in the afternoon? On a hot day, second brother, can they not close the door at that time? I put away the check and wanted to say a few very appropriate and kind words, but he shouted "No. 2"; I can no longer delay other people's time and decided to go home and write a letter of apology! Second brother, you have to open your eyes, it’s so pie!
October 1, 1934 "The Analects of Confucius" Issue 50
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