Xuan Lannuo knocked on the door, and all the roads in Shanghai were blocked with red circles early in the morning! There will be traffic jams on Monday. Primary and secondary school students will be stuck in traffic jams when they start school. There will be traffic jams if there is wind, rain or a passing typhoon! When the three come on the same day, everyone chooses to go out half an hour or dozens of minutes earlier than usual, so the roads that should be blocked are still blocked, and the roads that shouldn't be blocked are also blocked!
So, what is the biggest confusion for people in traffic jams? Being late for work and being punished? don’t worry! Because your boss and supervisor are also stuck in traffic; hungry? You can have bread, shaomai and steamed buns in the car. It’s just a good time to have a few bites when you’re stuck in traffic. Are you thirsty? Coffee or milk tea are both okay? None! Never mention liquids at this time! Because the person in the car looked at the sudden and dense rain outside the window, and then looked at the red light strips in front of him. He was in a hurry to urinate! Several motorists who had been stuck in traffic for a long time appealed on the traffic station program: I need an empty Coke bottle!
In weather like this, being late due to traffic jams can often be forgiven. Being hungry and thirsty can be tolerated, but how can you tolerate urgent urination? How long can you endure it? Many drivers reported at the traffic station this morning that the original half-hour journey has now taken almost two hours and they have just completed half of the journey! Saying you need a Coke bottle is a joke. Can you handle it if there is a Coke bottle in the car? How transparent is the car window sunshade paper? The ubiquitous celestial eye above your head? What should I do if the CRRC movement is being resolved? Even if Coke bottles can help alleviate the problem, how can female drivers and passengers solve the problem?
Holding back urine can lead to urethritis , prostatitis , pyelonephritis , and even uremia ! There is a male colleague in the company's information department whose wife is a doctor, and he spreads the knowledge about the harmful effects of holding in urine in the office. Therefore, he always keeps two sets of underwear in the car. If he encounters a long traffic jam and feels urgent to urinate, he will urinate in his pants. When he gets to the company garage, he will go to the bathroom to scrub down and put on fresh underwear. , I have been laughed at by everyone for this, but when I think about the frustration I felt when I was stuck in a traffic jam for a long time, the restlessness I felt, and the extreme feeling that the earth was about to explode, some people still followed suit because they couldn’t think of a better solution. !
Therefore, the biggest confusion when stuck in traffic for a long time is the urgency to urinate. Friends, what do you think? Have you ever been in a traffic jam and been peeing so hard that you doubted your life? How did you cope? Please communicate!
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