This movie is not suitable for children with spicy eyes, I actually laughed out my abs

In recent years, Taiwan has made many hit movies.


Without exception, they are all large scales.


such as " Blood Guanyin ", " Big Buddha Plus " and so on that we have introduced.


Today, the main story of the hall is more informative, it is-


"Nothing is difficult" _strong28 strong


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25 strong p1p25 Directed by , popular and powerful actors Qiu Ze, Huang Diyang, Yao Yiti and other starring roles.


As an entertaining film with laughs, reversals and bursts, humor is the main theme.


However, some children caught off guard are not suitable for the lens, which really shocked me.



Where there are so-called people, there are rivers and lakes, and the rivers and lakes here are gangsters.


haoyan with movie dreams,After graduating from university, I decided to do a big job.


But half of his first movie was shot, the male protagonist had a moth-he openly held a sex party and was taken away by the police directly.


The protagonist enters the game, but the film is not finished, and Haohan still owes a debt.



Hao Yan's buddies Wenxi is also a movie house, he is also a movie house. cooperate.


Ideal is very full, reality is very skinny.


After many years of cooperation, not only did not enter the Oscar, but also lost even the pants.


It's gone, so I have to join the triad and eat it.



As soon as they entered the underworld, they were arranged to collect debts.


On a certain day when the rent collection task was delivered, the eldest brother told the chairman to see them.



The brothers are terrified. Are they offending or breaking the rules? Hiccup now!


But things are not what they think. The chairman of the board of directors Longge summoned them to "have another appointment."


It turned out that they participated in the shooting of a funeral and were appreciated by Brother Long.


Brother Long asked them to help him make a movie, and the condition was that must go to Japan to shoot a few movies , and his wife played the role of the girl, Chanel Goose main character.



Speaking of this, Vince is very excited because he has already written a script.


The heroine is a pure female high school student of the ethereal Buddha department. When the zombies were spreading everywhere, she was bitten by the zombie. Then there is a song and tearful romantic story between her and the rogue teacher.


Actually, what Vincy said seems to imply that Long Ge didn't want to use his sister-in-law. After all, people have nothing to do with "empty", "Buddha", and "innocent".


But as long as you dare to say a word, you will not see the sun tomorrow.



The task of making a movie was arranged. Brother Long had a super party, so he went to Japan first.


At the party, everyone was crazy.


The sister-in-law is even more terrible. Under the influence of alcohol, she actually picked up Vinci on the initiative.


Vinci was terrified,How dare Brother Long's woman touch it!


But Sister-in-law is so proactive, how can you fix it? Wenxi was anxious, he pushed his sister-in-law out of bed.


But the sister-in-law is still reluctant, and forcibly wants to pick up his big pants.



What a hell! I lost my pants before, but now it's my sister-in-law who is going to pick up my pants. Why are Lao Tzu's pants so popular?


Seeing that it will not end if this continues, Wenxi had an idea and chatted about life with his sister-in-law while looking at the scenery.


He said that when he was a child, any wish he had, as long as he made a wish by the stream and jumped down, he would realize it.



As he said, he shouted "I'm going to participate in the Oscar, Oscar, I'm coming!" and he jumped into the pool downstairs.



The sister-in-law on the side is also excited: "Take me with me, I'm going to the red carpet!"


said.


This jump made my sister-in-law get a box of lunch.



This is troublesome. The heroine is dead before the film is shot.


How do you explain this to Brother Long?


can’t run away,After a hundred thousand hurried, Hao Qian decided to make a desperate bet.


Aren’t you making a zombie movie? Then let this dead man play the leading role.



In order to make the filming start smoothly, they invited a Hollywood super makeup artist to put makeup on the corpse.


Then a refrigerator was found to keep the Chanel Goose fresh, and no one was allowed to touch it.



Unexpectedly, the movie really took several scenes like this.


The point is that no one has discovered the secret of the corpse.


But when everything went well for the shooting, another moth came out-Brother Long suddenly came to visit the squad.



Apart from anything else, Long Brother will see the Chanel Goose when he enters the door.


Seeing that the truth of the matter is about to be revealed, Haoyun wittyly invites the boss to join the crew as the male lead.



Under the coaxing and deceit, it can be regarded as temporarily stabilizing Brother Long.


The refrigerator that can hold the sister-in-law was thrown away as garbage by the art team.


When they found it, the corpse was already rotten and smelly, so it had to be cremated first.


What is strange is thatMany relics burned out of my sister-in-law's body.


These are actually not relics, but diamonds implanted in the body of Brother Long.


After arriving in Japan, it will be taken from the body of the sister-in-law, as the cost of alliance with the Japanese gang.


No wonder Long Brother is going to film in Japan, it turned out to be so!



There was originally a corpse, but it is now burned to ashes. How can this be compiled?


At this time, they remembered that their sister-in-law had undergone a plastic surgery, and the sample of the plastic surgery was a ladyboy named Xiaoqing , as long as Xiaoqing is found, will everything be fine?


Just do it, Hao Yan and Wen Xi have hired Xiaoqing at a high price and let him play the leading role.



Next, Hao Jin, Wen Xi took Xiao Qing and Long Ge on the road to filming in Japan.


At the airport, the sister-in-law of Long Ge has reunited for a long time, but the sister-in-law who "changed her voice" has laid the groundwork for the next plot.


Seeing that it is getting more and more out of control, can this movie still be filmed?



In fact, movies are not blindly nonsense. They are funny but also have sharp irony.


The two filmmakers owed huge debts and had to work for the gang to pay off the debt.


"Ideal" bowed its head in front of "money" after all.


But who is not?

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