Original S Aunt Shi Kelang
I will write a short note today.
What's going on?
To put it simply: In the past few days around New Year's Day, a series of funny things happened in a certain big country in the universe near us. That face was not only lost to my grandma's house, but also to my great-grandmother's house. How did
get lost? Let’s talk about it day by day.
Let’s start with on December 26: On that day, Caoxian sent 5 small drones to fly slowly and slowly over Seoul, the capital of South Korea. They hung around for several hours. By the way, they also landed over the Korean Presidential Palace.
Here we have to talk about South Korea’s current presidential palace.
Before, the presidential palace of South Korea was in Blue House, , but Koreans have always said that the feng shui of that damn place is not good, and whoever enters will definitely go to jail when he steps down.
It remains to be seen whether Wen can escape this disaster.
But after the current President Yin Xiyue came to power, he was not happy: This Blue House presidential palace is actually a "prison cram school", which is so unlucky! After he came to power, he decisively moved the presidential palace to the original Ministry of National Defense building.
South Korea’s new presidential palace
By the way: It is said that many Chinese people at the Cheong Wa Dae looked very unlucky after visiting it.
It must be auspicious to move to a new place, and it is also the Ministry of National Defense building. It is already heavily guarded, right?
There was no result. A drone from Caoxian County flew in and hovered in the sky.
This is really embarrassing.
is simply like the President of South Korea taking a shower, but was peeped by a Caoxian drone! This humiliation is beyond repair.
’s face has been stepped on, so of course it has to be picked up.
After the Korean army captured the flight tracks, they all boarded fighter jets , attack helicopters , and light attack aircraft. It is said that they boarded 20 aircraft in total. When they finally saw these five Caoxian drones, the Korean military planes were not polite. They chased them and fired more than 100 rounds of cannons .
As a result, I never dreamed that the Caoxian drone did nothing and flew back slowly.
South Korea suffered a loss: a South Korea's pride, its self-produced KA-1 light attack aircraft, suddenly crashed during a mission, and two pilots parachuted .
To put it simply: means that the drone did not hit it, and instead it lost a real aircraft.
South Korean President Yoon Seok-yue is about to get angry to death. The next day, that is, on the morning of December 27, , at the 57th regular state meeting at the Presidential Palace, he went crazy and got mad at the military, cursing these bastards for their incompetence, and said: South Korea must immediately form a drone force! The sooner the better!
To be honest, it was only when I saw the news that I realized that until now, the big country in the universe does not have its own drone force.
Building a drone force is a long way off.
But now that I have lost face, how should I pick it up?
Commander Yin also issued an order on the spot: In the future, as long as North Korea sends a drone across the ceasefire line to the south, the South Korean army will send two or three drones to cross the ceasefire line and go north.
The Korean army took immediate action and sent drones northward, and soon announced the results of the battle: the Korean army was not confident and feared that their drones would be shot down, so they flew over the ceasefire line, took a few photos of Caoxian County on the opposite side, and then hurriedly returned.
In order to show his victory, Han Jun posted these photos online, to the effect of saying: We took revenge!
Those netizens who believed that South Korea was a big country in the universe certainly couldn’t stand the formalism of the military. They immediately rushed to curse and said, “Why is this enough?”
What about the Korean military?
remained silent.
’s attitude is: you can scold us if you want, but now you are just scolding us for formalism. If we really send drones to Caoxian County, if they are shot down, it will be a bigger loss of face, and we will have to shoulder more responsibilities!
In comparison, what does it mean to be scolded?
After a few hours of pretending to be dead, bad news came: Around 1 pm that day, the radar showed that the drone from Caoxian County was coming again.
Han Jun’s blood pressure soared.
This is a groundbreaking intrusion. Is it okay if we don’t send out planes to drive them away?
obviously doesn’t work!
The Korean military gritted its teeth: The fighter planes took off!
Then a bunch of Korean fighter planes started to take off one after another.
Everyone flew to a place with the radar signal, and found something wrong: the radar clearly showed that there was a drone here, but why was it nowhere to be seen?
It seems that Caoxian’s drone is quite cunning.
Everyone was scolded yesterday and this morning. If the drone from Caoxian County is allowed to escape and fly over the Presidential Palace again, we will probably be scolded enough to commit suicide to thank the people of the country.
So the Korean military planes flew back and forth, searching east, west, north, south, front and back, left and right, and found nothing except a flock of birds.
But they didn’t dare to reply easily.
Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected.
If there is really a drone in Caoxian County, what should I do?
So everyone gritted their teeth and searched hard back and forth until 4 o'clock in the afternoon. The plane's fuel was almost exhausted. If it didn't go down, it would crash again, so we got off.
After going down, everyone breathed a sigh of relief: It turned out that the radar signal was really just a group of birds!
But just this group of birds caused flight delays at several airports in South Korea, and many people were stranded at the airport!
As a result, he was scolded by Korean netizens again.
As a result, in the early morning of on December 28, only a few hours passed between the bird chasing incident on the 27th. The nervous Korean army discovered the situation again on the radar: Another UFO was slowly flying towards South Korea!
Rub, the people of Caoxian County are really cunning!
The Korean army immediately dispatched fighter jets. Taking off at night requires great skill, and of course it is also dangerous.
Han Jun was scolded one after another, but he didn't care about it.
But the problem is: the Korean military aircraft flew near the radar signal, looked left and right, looked up and down, and finally found: TNND, it turned out that the thing flying in the sky was just a balloon.
However, one after another, incidents have occurred, which has caused panic in South Korea, and everyone is at war.
When the fighter jets took off, ordinary people within hundreds of miles near Seoul, the capital of South Korea, called the police frantically, saying that they heard the roar of fighter jets and suspected that it was a fighter jet from Caoxian County flying over or something.
is pretty fun anyway. How do you say
? The Koreans were psychologically disturbed by those Caoxian drones.
And the more you do it, the more mistakes you make.
The Korean people are also very angry, madly criticizing the Korean army for being incompetent.
The more I do, the more mistakes I make. It’s such a shame. What to do with
?
South Korea came up with a way to save its dignity.
One day later, that is, on December 30, , people all over South Korea suddenly saw: in the sky over South Korea, a "UFO" suddenly flew over!
This "UFO" was not only seen by Koreans, but also by Japanese in the vast area from Nagasaki, Kyushu in the west, to Nagoya in the east.
Originally only Koreans, now it’s better, even Japan is full of passion, crazy posting pictures and essays online, saying that Caoxian County has tested the missile again!
made everyone super nervous.
By the time everyone was almost nervous, at around 6 o'clock in the evening, the South Korean Ministry of National Defense proudly announced: This is a launch vehicle , loaded with solid fuel, and it belongs to us! Not Caoxian!
When Korean netizens heard this, they instantly turned from great sadness to great joy: Wow, that’s so cool! We are indeed a "big country in the universe".
They even go one step further, imagining that South Korea will soon build a space station , and in the next N years, it will build a moon base or something.
What can I say, dreams are always beautiful.
Han Jun’s move can be regarded as a successful publicity.
The result was as usual. They were happy for a few hours, but something happened again.
Koreans and Japanese discovered again: In the early morning of December 31st, , Caoxian seemed to have shot something again!
Happy events always come and go quickly.
The Korean army suddenly ran out of options. There were only a few solid fuel launch vehicles of this kind, so it was impossible to shoot them every day!
was once again criticized online.
Unexpectedly, Caoxian County was unreasonable. html In the early morning of November 1, , in time for the New Year's Eve, another "New Year's Eve test launch" came to the eastern sea of the peninsula!
Han Jun suddenly went crazy.
And on the same day? Caoxian County also held a grand ceremony and delivered 30 "super large rocket launchers" to its own army in one go. It also said that these "super large rocket launchers" were fired in the past two days. It also said that this rocket launcher , with a caliber of 600 mm, can be loaded with mushroom bombs and covers the entire territory of South Korea. It has strong maneuverability, terrain overcoming capabilities and continuous precision assault capabilities.
immediately scared the Koreans to the point of cramping their calves.
Why?
Just for these 30 cars, one salvo is 180 pieces. South Korea doesn’t have that many things!
That's not all. Caoxian simply came to show his hand and posted a bunch of pictures. There were a lot of Red Star series missiles on them. At first glance, it seemed that they were of the large-volume type.
Koreans were immediately shocked: What happened to Cao County? Why is it that the pocket is like a treasure bag, always taking out some amazing things?
So, in the past two days, the Korean media has been madly criticizing Caoxian:
What kind of hero is the South Korean Ministry of Unification using such a big firecracker to scare our fellow nation? This approach is "sighing"!
The South Korean Ministry of National Defense said: Caoxian, if you dare to use these weapons, you will destroy yourself!
Like the general media, they only know how to curse. For example, if you have big firecrackers, is that great? Do you dare to take your fighter jet or something and compete with our American-made weapons?
And we will severely condemn you together with the United States and Japan! How do you say
?
The Koreans are scared out of their wits now, but they can only yell and curse, and even go to American dads to cry and complain, because there is nothing they can do on their own.
We all know that there are a large number of US troops stationed in South Korea. Have the Americans recruited them?
Sorry, actually there is none.
Because South Korea’s air defense system actually belongs to the US military. It is just some information that the US military is unwilling to fully tell the Korean army. If it had the ability to take down the drones in Caoxian, it would have done so long ago.
These drones fly slowly. Judging from the radar signals, they look very much like birds. It is impossible to see a flock of birds and just shoot anti-aircraft missiles worth millions or tens of millions of dollars indiscriminately, right?
Even the United States itself cannot bear this kind of consumption, so it can only do nothing. No one asks about it anyway, and they are happy to remain silent.
is still in progress. Anyway, it’s quite fun. Let’s briefly summarize it here.
First, against the United States, there is no need to think that it is invincible.
The relationship between countries is actually similar to that between people. Just like when you are studying, if you are far away from a top student, you will think that he is invincible. But as long as you work hard and get closer to him, you will discover more and more of his shortcomings and find many ways to win.
Second, the world is changing.
Many people must have thought that American fighter jets, tanks, "Apache" armed helicopters and so on were very powerful, right? But now it seems that it is already the old almanac. In the blink of an eye, these magical weapons of the year were reduced to a state of disgrace by a few small drones.
The future war situation will be very different from now.
The third year is 2023. It is almost destined to be a stormy year.
It can be seen from this incident alone!
It’s still the same sentence: The future world is full of storms and storms, so everyone should take good care of themselves!
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