The Indian government wanted to cry. They applied for renting giant pandas 14 times, but failed again and again. Qatar, a small Middle East country in the desert area, was able to succeed in one go. How can this not make India wronged?

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Indian government wants to cry, They applied for renting giant pandas 14 times, but failed again and again, Qatar A small country in the desert area, the Middle East can succeed at once. How can this not make India feel wronged? In order to comfort my little heart, India directly dyed its animals black and white , telling itself that it is a giant panda, I have it too!

Giant pandas are our national treasures. They are kept delicious and delicious every day, for fear of any problems. Because giant pandas are very cute, many countries have rented giant pandas from our country. So far, my country has rented giant pandas to 17 countries. Even if it is a small life that has a grudge against us, it has successfully rented our giant panda . This is also one of the reasons for India's grievances.

Nowadays, the only ones that are firmly on the hot search list are World Cup and the organizer of the World Cup, Qatar . One is a sports event that all fans love to the extreme, and the other is a country that lives in the mine. The only reason why Qatar became famous in one fell swoop is "money" . The kind that spends money without blinking. Will a country that can rebuild a city in order to hold the World Cup be a small person? Just kidding, that is absolutely impossible.

In addition to the above two points, one thing that makes netizens sigh is that the men's football team failed to become the World Cup, but the giant panda was grandly taken to Qatar, becoming the "special guest" with the highest appearance fee for this World Cup.

This time, the giant pandas who went to Qatar were "Sihai" and "Beijing" . In order to celebrate the opening ceremony of the World Cup, Qatar spent huge sums of money to rent two giant pandas. You should know that the conditions for renting giant pandas are "very unequal". 7 million yuan is the rent of a panda for one year, and the insurance premium is 80,000 yuan per year. Two of them are rented. We cannot make our giant pandas feel lonely when we go abroad. The lease period is 10 to 15 years. The most important thing is that giant pandas only rent but not sell them. Moreover, the bamboo eaten by giant pandas must be green and pollution-free. If the rental country does not exist, it can only be air transported from China. In short, giant pandas cannot force their food, and cannot make our national treasures suffer losses in their mouths and stomachs.

In addition to food, the rental country must also build a qualified panda hall. also belongs to my country if the giant panda gives birth to a baby during the rental period, and there is an additional fee of 600,000 US dollars per year. In other words, if you want to rent a giant panda in our country, food and accommodation must be the best, and the giant pandas cannot be wronged.

dislike the treaty inequality? You can't rent it. It's not that we are chasing you to rent it. There are so many countries waiting to rent giant pandas, and we don't lack one. Look at Qatar. In order to rent giant pandas, Qatar spent two years to build a 120,000 square meter luxury panda hall . You read that right, it's 120,000 square meters.

indoor simulates the four seasons of the natural habitat of giant pandas, making giant pandas seem to live in China, with all kinds of facilities inside. air conditioning, heating, hot spring swimming pool, ice bed, waterfall, etc. all have . Everyone should know that water in the Middle East is more expensive than oil. The two giant pandas also have independent bedrooms, playgrounds, nursery rooms, , etc. The living area and entertainment area are separated, there are places to play together and independent living areas, even if the walking aisle is printed with panda footprints.

This place of living is solved, where are the bamboos you eat? Qatar is a desert area, so it is impossible to plant bamboo, right? What we can think of is Qatar not going to be able to think of? People can't grow bamboo, but they are not short of money. airlifts bamboo from Sichuan, China once a week, 1,000 kilograms at a time, which is a typical porter.

All the food and accommodation are solved, and another wave of worries from netizens are coming one after another. What should I do if the giant panda is not taken care of by professionals? In a word, things that can be solved with money are not a problem. Qatar directly hired the dads of "Sihai and Jingjing" since childhood, and then asked Qatar's breeders to learn Sichuan dialect to meet all the requirements of giant pandas .

The giant panda gained 6 kilograms of in just one month from

to Qatar, which is enough to show that the living conditions are very good. Qatar also said bluntly: The hospitality is not good, please forgive me. The giant panda should not live too well. From the increase in kilograms in a month, you can see that the giant panda went abroad, not only has good living conditions, but also can make money for the country to build an aircraft carrier. It is indeed our great national treasure.

Why do so many countries want to rent our giant pandas? clearly agreed to 17 countries, but why did they disagree with India's application?

Giant Panda is the "diplomatic messenger" of our country. The country that rents giant pandas said it will maintain a good cooperative relationship with our country , promote cultural exchanges between the country , and directly express the friendship and kindness between the two sides. Giant Panda is our national treasure. Its appearance is pity and rare, making it very popular in Europe, the United States and Japan. In order to obtain huge commercial profits, zoos in various countries have chosen to rent giant pandas from China.

For China, rental of giant pandas can not only make considerable profits, but also peer staff and relevant leaders can get the opportunity to go abroad for inspection. This advantage was outstanding and enviable in the 1980s.

Since 1950, in order to thank those countries that have maintained good relations with China, our national treasure giant pandas were presented to them as a national gift. Especially during the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics in the United States, my country temporarily rented them giant pandas for three months to participate in the display event , in order to show China's support for the US Olympics. After the

activity, the giant panda was rented to the American zoo for three months. In just three months, brought huge ticket revenue of tens of millions of dollars to the zoo. From that time on, the door to the panda rental was opened.

Don’t think that the cost of renting giant pandas is very expensive, because it can really bring huge benefits. Take Japan for example. In 1972, Japan rented two giant pandas, which reached the highest record of 49 million in the second year. Especially after giving birth, brought more than 50 billion yuan in revenue to Japan in just a few years.

says that giant pandas are money trees is not an exaggeration at all. This is also the reason why many countries have to rent giant pandas even if they are squeezing their heads. In order to successfully rent, Scottish also took great pains. When China did not provide conditions, took the initiative to sign agreements such as "salmon, automobiles, alternative energy" with China. is also very hard-working. In order to rent giant pandas, extracts the "uranium oxide" of nuclear energy raw materials, which is directly provided to China.

In order to successfully rent giant pandas, they spent a lot of money to build a panda hall in order to succeed. For example, in the Netherlands, built a luxury panda hall of more than 9,000 square meters, Finland is even more awesome, and built a super luxury panda hall of more than 10,000 square meters. During the Spring Festival in 2019, in order to alleviate the homesickness of giant pandas, they specially invited a choir. sang Chinese songs for giant pandas in Chinese . It can be said that they did their best to the giant pandas, but compared with Qatar, they are still a small witch.

India mentioned that it wanted to rent giant pandas 14 times, why did our country never agree?

First of all, we need to make clear that our country does not have an opinion on India. After all, our country has always been a diplomatic method that focuses on peace. has always rejected India, or it is for our giant pandas. Think about it, giant pandas are so precious, and they are all the best to eat, drink, and use, but what about India? It’s not that they don’t have the money to build residences for giant pandas. After all, they buy weapons every year tens of billions of dollars. is mainly because of the water of the Ganges River in India, which makes us worried about .

Anyone who knows the Ganges River in India knows that the water is a periodic table of elements, with all kinds of garbage floating on it. However, Indians can still drink the water there. If our giant panda arrives in India and drinks a sip of Ganges water, I won’t say anything if I don’t adapt to the local conditions. What should I do if I have a stomachache? This is our national treasure.

In addition, India is dominated by tropical monsoon climate, with most of the year in very hot climates. Not long after spring, the temperature in can reach about 40 degrees, and the maximum temperature in summer can reach above 50 degrees . If giant pandas arrive in India, they must not take off a layer of skin? After all, the temperature requirements of giant pandas are very high, and the maximum must not exceed 28 degrees.

The most important thing is that although India is the sixth largest economy in the world, , the gap between the rich and the poor in China is extremely obvious. Will they buy tickets if they are not full or have enough food and clothing? If no one watches it, will the zoo not make money from the giant panda, and will the zoo still take great pains to treat the giant pandas?

Some people in India are very perverted. In order to satisfy their desires, even Bengal lizards dare to invade directly. What if the giant panda encounters "insult" ? You can't go there and keep covering your butt, so it's better not to go.

Seeing that my country has always disagreed, the solution I came up with was weird enough. directly painted the crocodile and elephant in the zoo in black and white, and let them pretend to be giant panda . Perhaps even the crocodile figured out that it was obviously a mighty and domineering master, but how could it become such a cute appearance? How can you conquer other animals?

People are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden. The crocodile never thought that it was already unlucky enough to not live in the wild. As a result, the Indians deprived them of the last layer of pride in , which is really a little sad.

In short, there must be a very critical reason for our country not to rent to Indian giant pandas. Otherwise, why can other countries rent as long as they meet the conditions, but why can't they do it when they go to India? , you still need to find the reasons from yourself.