I am Blue Maomao, I want to be the favored one
The thing is this:
One day in May, I got out of the book mountain and looked out the window, wondering what the scene was like at the moment.
But the sunshine was just right, but there was no one in the courtyard. The other cats and beans in the office were all asleep, and the atmosphere was lifeless. What was going on?
At that time, Da Bao, who was sleeping on my upper bunk, told me that there had been no visitors to the museum for many days, and even the few agents who often visited the Cat Office had not shown up for several days.
Therefore, the kittens are not passive at work, but there is really no work to do and they can only recharge their batteries.
Although I don’t know what is going on outside, there are no two-legged beasts to disturb me in my study of the truth. It is also rare to have peace and quiet, which is probably a good thing. Thinking of this, I happily opened the book and started reading.
One day...two days...three days...my world has become too quiet, strange! Why am I still not used to it?
I don’t want to admit that I miss the Twolegs a little bit, but the memories of them rushing to be intimate with me in the past emerged one after another in my mind, which made me uninterested in academics - why do I hate cats so much when people are not around? , really!
Wait and wait! I finally waited for a resident shit shoveler. I am usually introverted and fearful of society. I don’t know what happened that day, but I couldn’t control my body and crawled onto her lap. I was extremely shocked and couldn’t believe that I could do this. So, who took control of my body just now?
Ah~~~it’s so comfortable, don’t stop!
It turns out that intimacy with people is addictive. After that, I waited for different Twolegs, and began to long for being pampered more and more frequently, and even began to fantasize about being the favored one.
Why did the shit shovel officer come 4 minutes and 25 seconds later than usual today?
and so on are about to start filming ~
A month later, the museum finally welcomed guests again, and the shit shoveling officers also resumed work one after another. Every time I see a familiar face, I hope that the first kitten they see is me and the first kitten they pet is me.
Maybe it’s because I left the impression of being low-key and solitary to the scoundrels in the past, so every time the scoundrels would unsurprisingly be interested in Song Qiuqiu, Wang Qingsheng, and Zheng Xiaomo who are good at competing for favors. You will see me only after you become a kitten.
How can you gain attention without taking the initiative? I decided to set this question as a new topic for my research, and before I started writing my thesis, practice and research were indispensable.
So I calculated the time and warmed up in advance, waiting for the afternoon game time.
It is said that opportunities are reserved for well-prepared kittens. As soon as Director Cat's little whip was revealed, before other cats could react, I was the first one to rush over and show off my skills.
I am very confident in my performance that day - it can be seen from Director Mao’s throat-deep smile that I succeeded!
After the exercise, I fell tired and rested in her arms. Everything went so smoothly.
Shit, I love you too!
She said she loved me while touching me, what a coincidence! Me too - but I won't say it.
How can an old scholar be so stupid? Can't! Learning must be rigorous and serious, I firmly believe this.
According to my research, the reason why kittens cannot speak is because love is not about words, but to be expressed through actions - I succeeded in making the shit shovel laugh again today, I'm awesome!
So, I hope you can feel that I miss you every day - I think so in my heart.
Ahem~ That’s it.
I’m going to write the opening question.
Goodbye ~
Oral copywriting: The ink-filled professor Guan Fu Maomao
Code word editor: Guan Fu Maotang who can’t write good jokes
Photo shooting: The capable audience shoveling officer
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