The sun and the moon change, and the year sequence is updated.
We have ushered in the last week of 2022.
Although I am very reluctant to give up,
the editor can't wait to kick 2022
out,
and then quickly turn around and hug the thigh of 2023~
However,
before the new year is officially started,
Still have to recognize (go) the true (person) cherish (have) miss (field)
Today, the editor will take you to review our 2022~
[Shit Shovel Officer Year-end Summary + Keywords]
Please check:
01 Year-end Summary of Cat Raiders
Keywords: Generous
2022The total expenditure is 52013.14 meow coins
89% of the consumption behavior occurred in
June and mid-November
Expenditure details:
Cat food, cans, meat sauce buns, cat bars, cat litter, vacuum cleaner ...
and cat litter and toys "you think it needs"...
2022Cook cat food for cats 62 times in total
Among them, the master turned around and ran 61 times, and once after smelling it, he turned around and ran away.
Keywords: dedication
2022 A total of 8760 hours were spent at home with the master,
of which a total of 365 hours were spent in the nucleic acid team
(fortunately, he will not have to use it in the future, cough cough)
gave up travel plans 6 times for meow.
2022 Used pet car service 3 times
Meow is very satisfied. Apart from getting vaccine and having a physical check-up,
has not increased his own value.
Keywords: Tolerance
2022 A total of 3 cups were broken,
mobile phone (active) dropped to the ground 15 times,
scattered a total of 26 rolls of rolling paper and garbage bags on the ground.
broke cat-cat sticks , a total of 12
. None of the cat-cat sticks lasted longer than one month.
chewed through 18 charging cables, network cables, and mouse cables in total.
secretly drank the water from the shit-shoveling officer’s cup 87 times
and washed it with water from the cup 65 times
had no choice but to forgive it 99 times!
Keywords: Responsibilities
2022 has shoveled shit 547 times in total,
452 of which happened around the time when the shit shoveler was eating. The remaining 95 times of
occurred late at night, and the motivation for shoveling shit came from
's unwillingness to die under Xiao Miaozi's biochemical weapon .
Congratulations to everyone,
your sense of responsibility has defeated 99.999% of the shit shoveling officers in the world ~
2023, keep up the good work!
02Year-end summary of dog owners
Keywords: chopping hands
2022Chopping hands for dogs a total of 98 times
The highest contribution is still in June and mid-November,
(we don’t understand why these two The month is so prominent, who is going to take care of it! )
contributes an average of 51% to the dog every month. The "wimp"
expenditure items include but are not limited to:
dog food, teething sticks , various dried meats, poop bags
Frisbees, toys...
The little dog is also very considerate, and it seems to love everything
buys for it.
Keywords: Spiritual
2022 A total of 666 dog walking times
The total number of dog walking steps is as high as 99998888 steps
Dog walking weather includes but is not limited to:
Strong winds
Scorching sun
Heavy rain
It's raining and snowing
It's raining and snowing
It's snowing and winding
The wind is biting
...
Actions and commands when walking the dog include but are not limited to:
Hold on tightly
Take out your phone with your right hand
Stop wandering around, pull it!
It's quite hot...
There's no one here~
Come here!
Don’t go!
spit!
...
Keywords: Tough
2022 Wangzi chewed up 7 pairs of slippers and 39 socks
witnessed with his own eyes the "trash can, Toilet paper and changing pads were scattered all over the floor 58 times
Cleaning up the dog's house demolition site 398 times
380 times gnashing teeth,
18 times feeling tired and unloved
398 times After cleaning up, he hugged the dog immediately,
forgive him!
Keywords: "Social"
In 2022, Gouzi made a total of 24 new friends,
including Chai Qianhu and Xiaohuang in the next building
and Wang Doudou, Li Doudou, Zhao Doudou...
arranged two blind dates for their dogs in the first and second half of the year.
was rejected by the "dating partner" because he was too cowardly.
ended up in failure.
ultimately failed to get rid of the curse of being a single dog.
Keywords: Looking forward to
This year, the shit shoveling officers will spend no more than 365 hours playing games with their dogs this year.
A total of no more than 365 hours.
I hope that the 2023 shit shoveling officials will put down that glowing brick,
and have a good time with this puppy that is full of you.
Let's have a good time!
Remember, it’s every day!
We are grateful to the masters who have accompanied us through the fulfilling 2022.
It is the mischief at home,
The warm welcome after get off work,
The silent companionship of Yang La,
Every moment of every day,
We are wrapped in their little love.
2023
I hope that the masters will cause less trouble
and be more well-behaved
continue to be healthy and carefree
I also hope that the shit shovel can
spend more time with the little furballs at home in the new year~
Last of all,
Thank you for always accompanying Ledu in 2022!
2023 Let’s continue to move forward hand in hand!
interactive topic: What is your keyword of the year?
