Whether it is a human or an animal, the primary need is to be able to eat.
Once the primary requirement is met, there will be higher-level pursuits. If you are a human being, you are called being full and warm and thinking about lust. If you eat, you don’t think about good things.
If a cat is called a cat has nine lives and you will do things when you are full.
If it is a dog, it is called a dog who uses rats to meddle in other people's business, and you have nothing to do when you are full.
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, schnauzer dog Dongshan, who had been raised for four or five days, finally found his own sense of existence and had determined that this is its unquestionable home.
The only thing that is dissatisfied with is that there is an indigenous tabby cat in the family.
As the saying goes, everything comes first and then comes. Dongshan should be more polite to the US dollar. After all, the things you use are originally from other people's US dollars.
But Dongshan didn't think so, because a sleeping mat was taken away by the US dollar, he confronted the US dollar and persisted for a night.
I saw that there was nothing I could do about it, and no one could convince me. If this continues, if Dongshan Dog goes crazy and vomits blood and dies, I will not be able to explain it.
Fortunately, the basement has a lot of inventory, so I took Dongshan to choose one.
One elevator cannot get off for a long time, another elevator opens the door and there is a child inside. When the child saw Dongshan, the puppy came in quickly. Seeing that his mother's expression was strange, I decided not to cause trouble. Some people are really scared when they see the hairy ones.
I said Dongshan, it is because of you that my neighborhood relationship is difficult to get along with, so raising cats is not so troublesome.
Dongshan stomp his feet, I don’t bite people! That's what I look like! If they don’t have hair, they won’t be afraid? This world is really unfair.
I said you don’t bite people, and you have the ability to tell them to go. You live well. In a few years, with a dog language translation machine, you can achieve human-dog dialogue. At that time, people and dogs were equal in the world.
, unfortunately, there is also a bilingual translation of cats and dogs, so you and the US dollar can have a chat without any obstacles.
Dongshan is very disdainful. If there is anything to talk about about that cat, I have to find a Schnauzer dog girl to talk about.
opposite is the ladder. No one usually walks, so today we will be more conscious and go on.
step ladder is a bit deep. Look at me in Dongshan, are you sure you want to go down from here? Are you sure you didn't want to throw me away? If I don't take a step, it won't move.
I'm going to the next step, it follows the next step, it's such a coward.
went down a step and found that this place that has been in the future has a unique world. A lot of cardboard boxes were stacked neatly under the stairs and divided into several piles.
This is probably the private place for several older sisters who cleaned the cleaning. Usually they collect all the cardboard boxes thrown away in the park and sell them to scrap collectors every once in a while, which is also an income.
Basement items were used before moving and were left below for a year or two. Even if there were US dollars, the taste was almost dissipated.
The small basement is messy.
Relying on powerful memory, I found several mats of different colors in one corner, which were used as sofa backrests back then.
I asked Dongshan, which one do you want? Choose yourself!
Dongshan carefully chose the mat he liked very seriously, and looked at this and that, and seemed a little confused.
I said you just choose the style. With your eyes, I'm afraid you can't tell the difference between these colors.
Dongshan's self-esteem seems to have been hit. I can't see how different the colors are, but the styles are obviously the same!
I have to go to work, and I don’t have time to mess with this dog with selective syndrome.
Finger tapping, silently thinking in my heart, the rooster's head, the hen's head, it's not there, it's here. The last one is the best choice!
This is the secret method of choosing when we were young. This method is useful when we were doing multiple-choice questions in middle school. It is much more effective than , three long and one short, and three short and one long.
Because according to the loop nod method, you choose B in a bit and dot, and the success rate will not be less than 25%.
My junior high school classmate used the method of choosing the length and short, and got zero points in mathematics, and was amazed by the math teacher.It is understandable that you do not score points for the calculation questions. Ten multiple-choice questions can perfectly avoid the correct answers, which is more difficult than all correct ones.
Finally, Dongshan scored a pink mat. God chose it, I said you should take it yourself.
Dongshan stomped his feet and glared at him, unable to understand. I said you held it yourself, but you still don’t understand. What a stupid dog. I don’t understand the words. Why can’t I meet so many smart dogs on the Internet?
If you don’t take a stupid dog, I can only take it. I feel that my status is not as good as a stupid dog.
came up and threw the mat under the bookshelf, then took Dongshan out for a walk, came back quickly, and had to go to work. After
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came back, the new mat had already lazily looked at us. Fatty, this time it's good. This is my favorite mat back then. It turned out that you hid it. It was really unreasonable.
Dongshan was anxious at first sight, his throat was inflamed, and he kept stomping his feet in a hurry.
I found that this guy has more skills, maybe there is only a root left on his tail, and it is not conspicuous when shaken. Zhou Tian reversed and actually learned to stomp his feet, just like when he was a child, his aunt and aunt sat on the ground and slapped and scolded each other with her hands.
To prevent conflict, I did not untie the dog leash for Dongshan.
Because every time I come back from a walk on Dongshan, as long as I don’t untie the dog leash, it will stand still and wait until I untie the dog leash before starting the activity.
Although the US dollar takes up its mat, it is extremely anxious, but if the dog leash is not untied, it cannot move, and it will break its own rules. Dongshan is very contradictory and hates his ex who sets rules for himself more and more. It's too unreliable!
So Dongshan is indeed a good dog who understands the rules.
I think the US dollar is a bit too much. You took one, and you took another one just after you took it. This is unreasonable.
USD looking at me with a slanted eye, I took it, what can you do?
I took out the mat from under the bed and put it on the edge of the US dollar. If you choose one of the two, you have to give Dongshan one.
USD glanced at Dongshan who was humming and didn't get up, and stretched out a claw to put it on the edge of the old mat. Meaning, both of these are mine.
is too much, you are too domineering in the US dollar.
As the embodiment of justice, how can I watch you be so arrogant? I bent down to grab the mat, but the dollar was not given, my paws were tightly inserted into the mat, I took it up and it pulled back.
I actually fought a tug-of-war with the cat, and Dongshan was behind him and cheered. If I accidentally got it, I was used as a gun again.
was involved in the cat and dog dispute, and it was indeed a matter of necessity. I can't pull a cat, how can I be worthy of more than twenty times your weight!
I threw the old mat across the street, four or five meters away, and then untied the Dongshan Mountain.
I said I'll go to work, as long as you don't ruin things, you can beat whatever you like.
These days, Dongshan is so tired that he really has no energy to work.
After all, walking your dog in the middle of the night every day and sleeping for five or six hours a day is not all effective sleep, so who can bear it?
So when I go to work, I am also in a daze.
slept on the table at noon, and woke up and found that my colleagues were gone. My neck hurts very much and it’s broken. Could it be that I’ve been sleeping for a whole afternoon and they’ve gotten off work, right?
The sky was covered in cloudy outside, and the office was dark, and they were confused. They were all back. I looked at my phone and it was just about the afternoon working hours.
I said, what are you doing? Why don’t you ask me to go with me?
Fatty Wang said, the first thing is that you can’t even scream. The second thing is that we will be better off when we go out and stand up than listening to you thunder. At least there will be no problem with the heart.
, I understand, sorry for everyone.
Fatty Wang smiled, man, at this age, I have to pay more attention. I said get out, there are also female colleagues.
When I got off work, the old lady who sat at the entrance of the stairs every day asked me again, "Which floor do you belong to?" Today, the dog on the first floor barked, so I couldn't rest well."
I said auntie, I'll let it be a dumb, if it can listen to me.
The old man lives on the 18th floor and goes to the entrance of the first floor every day to rest, and sit for most of the day.It’s really bad for dog barking, and I can’t help it. If you come down from the 18th floor and send your ears, I can’t help it.
My neighborhood relationship was ruined by this dog.
Open the door and enter the house, two cushions are one in the south and one in the north, and no one is on it. The dollar slept on the windowsill of the living room and snatched the last sunset. Dongshan welcomed me back with a cloth mouse in his mouth.
We don’t know what the battle situation is, why both mats have changed positions, and no one cares about anyone now.
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Now it’s easy to solve the problem of eating. Dollars eat their own cat food. In addition to eating dog food, it also revolves around us when we eat.
's begging for food makes the US dollar very disdainful, servile and self-esteem. I will not be a human or a dog in my next life.
They were actually quite excited after dinner, because no matter whether it was a cat or a dog, even if the dollar was cold, they still like to stay with people.
, however, there are only female protagonists and young masters in the eyes of US dollars.
is often the dollar lying next to the heroine, stroking and touching, and the little master is not annoyed no matter how he tossed it. He is a very patient cat.
However, as soon as I come in, the dollar immediately becomes defensive mode.
Seeing that I didn't leave, the US dollar was obviously impatient. For the sake of the heroine, she could tolerate me for a while. When I want to go over and express my kindness, this guy will turn around and leave. He will still curse him, "A stinky man!"
Let me shovel and feed it cat food every day, but I can't get it to change its attitude towards men at all.
It is said that in the family of its former heroine who rescued its former heroine, the same is true for the heroine's husband who serves it every day, his nose is not the nose, his eyes are not the eyes.
So when I took the US dollar away, the man breathed a sigh of relief and finally sent the ungrateful wolf away!
Now that there is Dongshan, the situation is different.
In the past, the US dollar was favored by whoever they wanted to favor. Whether it was entangled with the heroine or playing with the little protagonist depends on your mood.
Now a dog in Dongshan can play with three people, and everyone likes it. And everyone who asked Dongshan to come here is not like the US dollar coming to see the mood.
The most important thing is that once Dongshan sees the US dollar with them, he will immediately run over to compete for favor. When the US dollar sees it, he will be annoyed and turn around and leave cursing.
At this time, I will shout US dollars, or do you spoil me?
USD Looking back, there are always people who are better than no one. After thinking about it, I still can’t help but feel disgusting in my heart. A stinky man, I would rather live alone to live a lifetime, you should not think about it!
Hot face put on a cold butt, fortunately I'm used to it.
Go to bed at around 9 o'clock and sleep in a daze for a while. Although it is indeed painful to get up again, it is better than staying up until midnight.
This makes me think about US dollars, so raising cats is more worry-free, and raising dogs when you get old.
Get up at 11:30, and your eyelids can't even open your eyes. When I came out, I saw that Dongshan finally had his own mat, and there were two. I didn’t care which one I wanted to sleep with.
This is a cat, moody.
I asked the US dollar, why don’t you grab the mat? The US dollar lay on the second bed, sleepy. Our business is your business. I just teased it. I have played enough, so don’t get involved in the future! Stupid!
This face is a slap, okay, don’t worry about it in the future!
Dongshan saw me up and knew that it was time for the wolf to escape at midnight. He instantly completed the transition from falling asleep to being excited. This is really not as good as it.
When I thought about seeing the big dog again, Dongshan was excited and the ground dog kept clawing, and even the guard's brother shouted it.
The eldest brother didn't expect that he also put a cold butt on his face, which hurts his self-esteem. I said don't mind, this is learned from my cat, so I'm shameless.
goes out and runs to the street garden. These days, we will meet an old man and his big dog here every day. They have fun and we have a happy chat.
is quite surprised today. I haven’t seen that iconic light spot any longer, and Dongshan’s humming and whispering has not received any response. When I got closer, I saw that there was no one, and no dog.
This old man is elusive all day long. Maybe I came early today and waited for more than half an hour. I probably won’t come, so let’s go back.
Dongshan was a little lost, and he was a little listless when he came back with me.
When I arrived at the gate, I found that I had just come out of the trance and did not bring an access card. He stretched out his head and looked at the duty room inside, and the elder brother lay on the table and napped.
This is a problem. It is very impolite to wake up after sleeping. Calling the heroine to give her access card is tantamount to having sex with a tiger. I'm determined to wait and see if anyone is in and out.
This point is not even a ghost except me, a poor person who was persecuted by a dog.
It’s really cold and cold wind that makes people feel desolate, and it’s hard to get back home and the dog is heartbroken.
Just as I was worried, Dongshan blew twice and fired two mouthfuls in a row, which scared me. It was all midnight when the neighbors were sleeping. Are you going to kill me?
Unexpectedly, the door opened!
The eldest brother was still lying on the table. I looked closer and saw that it was holding the remote control in his hand. It should have heard the dog barking and subconsciously opened the door for us, but the person was still in a dream.
This is probably a professional habit.
I looked at Dongshan. If I had known that you could open the door with your mouth, I wouldn't have had to wait for so long!
Dongshan ignored me, but I heard what it said in his heart, and he would not even beat him! You are a fool! !
This middle of the night, cats and dogs were despised as fools. I'm really confused. Is my IQ deteriorated, or are they becoming a spirit?
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