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It is said that among the three sworn hatreds in life, the hatred of taking away one’s wife is one.
is no exception in the animal kingdom!
A few days ago, I saw the story of a male lion, which was both tragic and funny.
There is a mean male lion in the Korean zoo. There are so many young and beautiful lionesses around but he has not caught his eye, but he has fallen in love with the lion king's wife...
While other lions are busy licking When he is sleeping, basking in the sun, playing around or in a daze, he is the only one who stares at the Lion King couple like a pervert every day!
It is waiting for an opportunity.
I didn’t expect it, but I really waited for it. On this day, while the lion king was not at home, he hurried over to tease his wife!
As a woman of the Lion King, the lioness would definitely not betray her lover, so she ignored her at all.
But the male lion refused to give up and kept chasing after it...
is stickier than dog skin plaster!
The lioness was speechless, she couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard she ran.
What’s even more outrageous is that this guy bites him from behind from time to time and keeps harassing him!
The lioness couldn't bear it anymore and turned around to give it a big pussy!
"Get out of here, you're so embarrassed!"
There is a saying: "Misfortunes never come singly."
At this moment, the Lion King is back...
Isn't this Barbie Q!
The male lion had just been slapped. Before he could recover, the lion king suddenly rushed up and delivered a series of punches.
"If you dare to tease my wife, let me see if I don't tease you!"
The male lion retreated one after another. Having gained the upper hand, it hurriedly hid aside in despair, and then watched the young couple loving each other helplessly.
Although he dares to compete with the lion king for his wife, he is still a man.
Do you think the story ends here?
does not!
The next day, this male lion who was not afraid of death went again while the lion king was not around!
The lioness is still running around, and the male lion is chasing her, putting on a drama of "it escapes from being chased, but it can't fly"...
The male lion is very confident, and it thinks that the lioness ignores him because he doesn't know enough. .
So, in order to show its thoughtfulness, it massaged the lioness with its mouth...
But it made her bald.
In order to show that his male charm is no worse than that of the lion king, he often finds other male lions to fight in front of the lioness...
"Woman, look, am I good at fighting!"
You can fight once and lose once. I almost lost my life!
"Oh my god, it's pretty awesome, I almost died!"
Suddenly saw the Lion King coming back and ran away in a hurry.
“A good man will not suffer immediate losses, I will come back tomorrow."
The administrator thought, this kind of behavior of breaking up other people's marriages is unacceptable!
In order to distract the male lion, he decided to feed it more delicious food. If it is full, it may not be so idle. !
However, he is full of lust!
When the male lion is full, he has more strength to chase the lioness all over the world...
Until one time, he was caught by the lion king.
The lion king was also. It was so angry that
it decided to beat the male lion into obedience and never dared to hit his wife again.
Knowing that the fighting power was very different, the male lion was instantly frightened and turned around and ran away.
But the lion king was chasing after him. After that, he had no intention of letting it go.
The administrator couldn't stand it anymore and stopped the war in time!
The male lion was frightened by the lion king and hid in the corner, sobbing uncontrollably! He’s so old and he hasn’t been in love yet, sooooo~”
The administrator couldn’t bear to see it like this.
What’s going on? In order to give the male lion something to look forward to, they collected some hair from the female lion and used The cardboard box had a fake wife on it!
This "silly boy" was so happy that when he put it on, he made a love sticker!
Unexpectedly, the paper was not very strong, and he was pulled down by the male lion...
The male lion was very distressed and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort his fake wife, but...
was crushed with one of his paws!
This is really wow! Hahahahaha~
However, even though the fake wife is deflated, the male lion still likes her very much!
After all...
"Ah, this is my first love!"
