For us ordinary people, our impression of "world record" is probably the "highest, fastest, farthest, and strongest" among countless news reports when we were young.
If anyone sets a world record, it will be enough for the whole family to hold a three-day banquet at the entrance of the village to sing to Ergouzi in the village next to him for eight lifetimes.
That is a world record, so glamorous and so proud!
But everything has exceptions. When you grow up, you find that you were still too simple when you were young.
There is a world record. Men are silent when they see it, women cry when they hear it, and the whole family dare not speak when they see it.
Just like before the brother below really starts, he won’t know what he challenged.
only knows that the record is very exciting, making people blush and heartbeat.
The old man was very nervous before he was preparing to set a record.
He had a serious expression, his hands placed in the crotch symbolizing glory, and his knees bent slightly.
With a sound of "GO!", the competition began!
saw his God's right hand move up and down quickly in front of his crotch.
certification officer quickly, decisively and accurately
handed the microphone to his crotch.
At this moment, it seemed as if the whole world had calmed down, listening to the "swish swish swish swish" he quickly pulled the zipper of his pants.
and what he issued to challenge the limit:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The price of uniformity is the rising crotch of the pants and the increasingly painful face.
The right hand of the god, but he couldn't stop.
1 seconds, 5 seconds, 10 seconds...
I saw the tone of the old man "uh uh ah ah ah ah" gradually rising, and the atmosphere reached its climax in the last second!
break! Broken!
He broke the world record of [204 times zippers in 30 seconds] for himself! ! !
He did it! ! !
At that moment, the zipper of the pants was also happy for him: I am willing to get warm for your dream!
He also invisibly caused a wave of attempts and challenges, but no one surpassed him.
is too slow, next one.
The posture is wrong, next one.
Forget it, it's still a little bit short.
However, there were also kind netizens who spoke, advised everyone not to try:
"I tried it, now in the hospital, don't ask why."
After the brother broke the record gloriously with his hand speed, your three views were also broken.
What you think of the world record▼
actual world record▼
As long as you look through the Guinness World Record, you will find that in the world,
has so many meaningless "world records"...
If you can't achieve the hand speed of the big brother pulling the pants chain, you can choose to take out all the underwear in the closet and wear clothes after taking a shower in winter, breaking the world record of [Challenge Wearing 13 underwear in 30 seconds].
Or sit there and be a model as quiet as a chicken.
Wait for your teammates to serve you in your clothes and become [the man with the most short-sleeved sleeves].
Who said awesome?
You can also choose an insomnia night, spend more than 400 hours, counting from the number 1 to 1 million, so that you can not only break the world record, but also hypnotize yourself.
are you still worried about your height?
You might as well choose this hairstyle. While achieving external height, you can also try to break the Guinness world record: a broom head up to 52 cm.
Don’t ask him why he doesn’t have longer hair. What should he do if his hair is not combed?
record must be broken and the shape must be there.
Someone has gained inspiration from the source of life (that is water). On September 22, 2016, Ethiopian A man set a Guinness record for 56.36 seconds of water spraying in the air.
Teacher: What do you want to do when you grow up
His: Fountain
Her name is Taylor, and she created a record of [pasting the most post-it notes on her face] in one minute. At an incredible speed of 1 picture per second, she posted 60 post-it notes on her face.
After her, no one dared to call himself a "post-it girl".
If the above record breaker is interfered with by "the viscosity of post-it notes" and "is the skin oily or dry".
Then the following person has a record, so you don’t need to consider these issues.
In comparison, it is much more useful.
"Everyone thinks my forehead is big, but I think I can do something unique."
Enough of beards can be enough, just insert 3500 pieces into the beard and you can break this record.
You can't say that this challenge is meaningless. Putting a few toothpicks in your beard makes it easier to pick the vegetables between your teeth after a meal, which is also a good choice.
If the toothpick is too thin, you can choose a straw.
This old man inserted 215 straws into his beard. Imagine that every straw he inserted into his beard is connected to 1 drink...
That can drink 100 cups in at least 5 minutes.
Sports experts can choose this item: 100 meters of hands and feet and run quickly.
Someone said, I don’t want to be a hero, I just want to be the person who applauds next to me.
So he set a Guinness World Record with [1 minute 615 alternating one-handed sound].
Guinness is also often criticized for these "sand sculpture projects". "The most boring record certificate should be issued."
Some people will start to fall into deep thought: I can challenge authority, it seems that I can do it too.
confidence, you can really try it.
Don't think about it, no.
Although the image of Guinness in our hearts was quite "high-end", in fact, Guinness Record first appeared, and there was no reason for it to be serious.
At that time, Guinness was a company dedicated to making beer.
One day, the boss of Guinness was drinking in a tavern. As he was joking, he suddenly heard some discussions coming from the side. After listening carefully, he said, "What is the biggest, smallest, longest, shortest, and fastest in the world..."
Ordinary people only think they are driving. Guinness's boss is extraordinary. He thought:
"If you can publish this book and use an authoritative way to specifically record the best in the world, it will definitely be very popular!"
So, Guinness World Record Collection was born.
1955 once published, it became the sales champion. Since then, it has become a household name and has become a household name.
Guinness: After all, I paid the wrong payment.
. There is always a saying in the guide to applying for Guinness Records: "Start challenge, have fun!"
Authoritative certification says, have fun.
, no matter whether it makes sense or not, it will bring fun.
At least they had a lot of fun...
But, suppose that someone else has archaeological knowledge several years later and discovered the "Guinness" record left by us. Will they say that humans are "really powerful" or "really silly"?
* Guinness Record actually has many project conditions, such as not threatening physical health. (Source from the Internet, delete if infringement)
