bad movies and long magic horse samples? Special effects, equipment, lines, and plot are all unexpectedly bloody, only more bloody, and always gather the most famous, most common and classic memes in history. After watching the first episode of various bad movies, I felt the urge to draw my own eyes every minute. I decided to share it with you and want to be blind together! ! !
American version of Meteor Garden
Meteor Garden, alias for the Man of Flowers, Thunderstorms, etc., adapted from Japanese comics. Like a kiss to make love, a comic such as the Funny Boy Girl, it is an old classic that has been remade to pieces. There are currently four major versions of the surviving TV series that are widely known as Mainland, Taiwan, South Korea and Japan. Among them, the Japanese version is the closest to the comic, the Korean version is the most eye-catching, and the Taiwanese version is the most well-known to the audience. As for the mainland version, let’s take a look at the legendary Thunder Rain. Although the actors do not have a gorgeous outer packaging and excellent scripts, this drama supports domestic products, which is a merit.
Audiences are familiar with these four dramas, but for the American version of the man who has been published not long ago and has been unknown from beginning to end, perhaps many viewers do not even know its existence. Speaking of which, I always thought that American dramas were backed by big production companies, and screenwriters with all kinds of unique skills lay the foundation, and in the cruel environment where the ratings dropped in minutes, they were enough to create all kinds of unique works with great tension and imagination.
But I didn’t expect that such a magical movie was born.
Originally, the man took four films, all of which were limited to areas with relatively similar cultures. If it was a remake of Thailand, Myanmar, Laos, and Cambodia, I could still understand it. But you can shoot idol dramas all day long, either you play me I play you or you plot against me I plot against you Western countries. It's not good to play house with your zombie vampire league or detective murderer. Why don’t you know where to find a group of fourteen-and-a-half-year-old actors and then force the plot to the United States on the other side of the ocean to tell the story of a rich man and Cinderella. The name is Between Boys and Friends...Gay's famous paper.
The general story structure is similar to the other four. The school has a F (oolish) 4 combination, which is so prominent that it makes you want to kneel down on the street. But the haircut, blowjob, bleaching and dyeing style with the non-mainstream dress in the countryside, the rhythm of a farmhouse party felt like it was about to fly freely with the music in minutes. By the way, the male protagonist has a gangster background. The second male family has won 100 Grammys. The emotional Grammy Award is tailor-made for his family. The third male becomes the little music king, and the fourth male still has no sense of existence. The heroine is still a poor and has arranged two best friends here.
really doesn't want to complain about the actor's appearance, but the male protagonist looks like a Middle Eastern terrorist, especially the little braid, which makes it annoying to see. Even if he thinks there are many rich people in the Middle East, he doesn't have to really choose a native actor. At first glance, the second male lead thought he was going to play a vampire. His face was pale and square, and he couldn't tell the beauty at all. He was not as good as the flower fairy from my mainland. Besides, if you have a scumbag in the third man, you can’t set your personality as a scumbag, just find a scumbag to act. Looks like you have a lot of drugs, as for the fourth man, the appearance rate among other versions is low, so the director will recognize it when he finds an actor who is completely passerby. This is a three-pointer and really has nothing to do with the word "beauty" of beautiful works.
As for the heroine, I have always suspected that the director changed the actor after the first episode. I am really curious about why the previous one who had a head-up pattern could kill a fly and received a bento in one episode. The two friends of the heroine are estimated to have ancestry from Philippines, Thailand and other places, one is tall and the other is thin. As for her appearance, I won’t complain much, because there is no highlight at all, only complaints.
When I watched the first episode, I felt that the crew of this drama was short of money. Not to mention the luxury cars and villas in other dramas, the most unpleasant ones were filmed. But looking at this drama, even the number of students who appeared is no more than double digits, and there are only ten regular actors, especially the three women, who sway around the man one, two, three, and four all day long. The false eyelashes are sticky and the little dress is so bad.
As for the plot, if the thunderstorm is full of blood, then the American version is a strange flower poured out by blood. Let’s not talk about the lines inside, I’m smart, rich, and handsome, but Yu Ma’s script is not so explicit! Also, the plot inside is either you love me, I don’t love you, I love him, he loves her, she loves him, but he doesn’t love her, so she loves him, so she framed her in order to revenge her, otherwise she didn’t love him at first, but later he loved her very much, even if she was framed by her love, he believed her, so she fell in love with her... (It’s almost shit) If it weren’t for complaining, she couldn’t stand it, and if she gave her a score of 0.3, she felt like a great charity with a broad heart, Pudu Cihang!
Although we can understand that the Americans changed the story to college in order to cater to their national conditions and joined the multiracial actors to match local culture, at least we can learn from other people's Toilet Station (CW) youth films that are not handsome men and beautiful women. Even if we can't shoot Gossip's low-key luxury Vampire's high-end atmosphere, it shouldn't be too difficult to find a few reliable actors.
Anyway, four episodes are already the limit, so I think people who can watch the jokes and watch the show and insist on watching it have a strong heart without fear of blood. However... When I later searched the Vietnamese version of Meteor Garden, I suddenly felt that the mountain in this world is indeed higher than the other. Screenwriters, please let this drama go!
talk about the rare magic drama of Perfect Emperor. I will take you to watch the high-yield thunder dramas in our Celestial Empire. There are magic dramas every year, and there are a lot of them this year! Especially the stars that blind everyone, your heirs merge →→ the heirs from the stars.
From the heir of Xingxing
First of all, let alone the two emperors are slightly vulgar and comparable to the father-in-law of the East China Factory. The next time they appear, they are dressed as a man and a woman wearing Matcha sister. Even Lord Bao can’t tell you are all blind? But after watching it, I was really blind! ! !
The heroine is indeed quite beautiful, but in the Qing Dynasty, she still has bangs in her bangs, and there is also the little brother, you don’t shave the hair in front of you. Whether you want to wear it to the Tang, Song, Yuan and Ming dynasties or come to our modern society, this has not yet traveled through time, why don’t you have professional ethics! ! !
The princess is married, and the second male lead must come out to steal the bride halfway, right? But you just bring those soldiers to die, aren’t you the ones just rushing to die? The most unbearable thing is that Wang Leixin was chased for the little brother Mao when he died. What do you do when someone is so powerful to live? ! ! Although it was later stated that the Fourth Master wanted to kill you, it would not help everyone's ridicule. Haha, brother, you are too quick and conspicuous. OK, is there any reason for the girl to love you one by one before she dies? !
After the protagonist travels through time, he becomes a yellow-haired, thin RMB warrior. Lee Min-ho and Kim Soo Hyun complex don’t do this. He has his height, muscles, and black hair!
It was obviously Kobayashi who threw herself down (oh no, it was saving the beauty). Zong Xiaomei, director, you are a little sincere. You should also be a man and a woman. Why did you inexplicably become a woman and a man and a woman? This is unscientific! ! And this posture can kiss so much that it is really intoxicating.
heroine, you don’t know that you are traveling through time, I forgive you, but will you not be able to split your personality when you change your character in the role of the Director of the Royal Sister and the Ignorance Girl? ? ? It's a big deal. If you help the old man as a subordinate, why is he disturbed by a person who is hit by a scoundrel? Take action, girl, a person's IQ cannot be changed just by changing. After all, you are not in a car accident, right?
There are repeated appearances in the drama, Zong Xiaomei is driving and calling without wearing a seat belt. It really makes people think that the crew is so awesome. There is also the hero and heroine who collided with a car, and why Kobayashi could still go against the road? If we really want to make us feel that we should hit the director and cut off the panoramic view, or if you change to another road?
Are your little hearts okay? Anyway, I am the physical condition of my hard work and the more you get, the more you become, the more you become, the more you become, the more you become, the more you become, the more you become, the more violent you will be!
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