[17173 Special Article, please do not reprint without authorization] The beginning is still my daily routine with Miao Jiang and I. Kezi's voice actor and the world say goodbye. Maya sighed and regretted this and said to Miao Jiang: "Life is really fragile, maybe I will die tomor

[17173 Special Article, please do not reprint without authorization]

The beginning is still the daily routine of me and Miao Jiang. Kezi's voice actor and the world say goodbye. Maya sighed and regretted this and said to Miao Jiang: "Life is really fragile, maybe I will die tomorrow." Miao Jiang looked at me with a silly expression on his face. I didn't care about this loving stare and continued, "So you must buy whatever you want to buy."

Miao Jiang: "But even if you buy it now, the express delivery will not arrive tomorrow."

What I enjoy is the pleasure of placing an order, do you understand? !

Next, it will be the usual way to reply to the comments in the previous issue:

Maye expressed envy, jealousy and hatred! I wish you eternal!

If you are talking about degrees Celsius, you are in Africa, right?

However, there are fewer and fewer good games, and good girls are hard to come by... Speaking of this, Maya felt a lot of sadness...

Besides, I will call the police if I match.

This brother seems to have gone through the wrong door, but I still gave him a full mark for this pretentiousness.

Last issue agreed to give you a Double Eleven special! Friends! Play! Speaking of Double Eleven, it is another sad story. You always say, "May, why do you always hurt us? Why do humans always hurt each other?!"... You don't understand, when I hurt you, my heart is bleeding, but when you think about you, I always feel a little better... I always feel a little better.

OK, some off topic, let’s get back on the topic... Why do you feel sad when you double 11? Because Double Eleven is a sad festival, I believe everyone knows any festival, that's right... Light, Stick, Day! A few years ago, Singles' Day was fine. Everyone went out to eat, drink and sigh at life. At that time, single dogs were not dogs, but nobles, and it felt very good to be single! In a blink of an eye, I don’t know what happened. When Double Eleven arrived, a large number of couples began to float to the surface: "It’s great to have you on Double Eleven", "Husband Momoki" and so on are simply unsightly! Even taking a bus, a lot of couples have to blind me...

And the single nobles have also changed from a noble to a dog... On Singles' Day, I don't know why I only kept tears and walked with my hands, and I heard the dog barking.

Of course, how could Maya, a popular internet celebrity editor who is already out of date before he becomes popular? The picture above shows Maya and his girlfriend rape the dog!

Eat me a serial cannon showing my love! Come on

! Singles! Accept my sanctions for showing love!

Miao Jiang: "Maye has been taking medicine every day recently. The side effect of this medicine is that the IQ is significantly reduced. He is in a state where he does not dare to let her leave alone without a guardian... She just finished taking the medicine this morning, so everyone is more responsible."

's brain crashed just now. I don't know what happened. Let's continue to talk about Double Eleven. Our country is Singles' Day, but Japan is Pocky Day. Unlike the traditional Singles' Day, Pocky Day is a day when friends and lovers gather together. On this day, friends will give each other pocky, and some people will express their love to their partner... In short, it is a festival that spreads happiness and shows happiness, but the joy of leaving the group will definitely have the sadness of the group, and the happiness of a male (female) friend will definitely have the tears of a single dog...

In everyone's imagination, is the scene of the pocky festival like this?

or is that? Isn't this what

anymore?

In fact, the pocky section is like this...

like this...

even has this...

like this...

and this...

is really a bit different from what I imagined! Our domestic friends are actually not giving in. Facing Double Eleven, Mayhe Meowen, as two excellent single dogs, think we are very representative. Today, let’s use it as a typical example and give an example.

First introduce the situation: Maya, age is confidential, single for more than 20 years, how long is born, how long is single, gender female, orientation mystery; Miao Jiang, age is confidential, single for more than 20 years, how long is born, how long is single, gender female, orientation male. Facing Double Eleven, the two said this:

Maye: "This year's Double Eleven! Miao Jiang, I don't want to be a single dog! (/≧▽≦)/!"

Miao Jiang: "Get out of here."

Maye: "Miao Jiang! Hit me hard! Don't stop!"

Miao Jiang: "I called the police."

I am not a pervert, I am just a gentleman of a pervert...

Anyway, in short, if I fail to become a Buddha this year, I will be a good person! I've fought hard! Don’t pick up girls when you are a person! What's the difference between it and salted fish! I must guide Miao Jiang! Pick this high mountain flower! After many research and verifications, I read through books such as "Ten Moments of Girls", "I will love you in this way", "This is what women want" and other books... Then I decided to go to the gang boss who is definitely very experienced in this regard to talk about what is better to give away girls...

Well... The cute panda ears, and it is so cold in winter, Miao Jiang must be warm and cute when worn! I definitely like it very much! Although the model's expression was very worthy of beating, she still couldn't cover the cuteness of this scarf! Anyway, I like it very much! So:

is worthy of being a rich and willful boss who throws soap into friendship many times! Whether you can take off your body this time depends on you! The big boss is rich and willful, and the express delivery is all SF Express! And also a small confession note was attached! So I received it in a few days... When I received this scarf at the company, I was excited, so I called Miao Jiang and told her that this was the Double Eleven gift I gave her, and then Miao Jiang took it apart... The true face of this scarf was revealed in front of us... Because the picture was too beautiful at the time, Maya did not take a mobile phone, so I could only use the official pictures of the traversing and the PS skills of Maya's level 10 to restore the scene at that time...

Anyway, it was such a face that was unexpectedly displayed in front of us.

And that little card, haha, I really didn't throw it away, let me show you:

I'll go to your sister's Lingsheng! ! ! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I feel like I’m missing something!!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

My heart hurts, I chose to die.

In short, after all this, I felt that everything was irrelevant. Anyway, since I have been a single dog for more than ten years, I will continue to be like this. Why do people have to leave the group? Why do people have to live with another person?

I thought the matter had ended here... As a result, when I wrote that no one reads, I received a courier sent by the trance:

There is a piece of this in the courier...

There is another one...

What kind of grudges and grudges do I have with you? ! Don’t I just want to get out of a group? ! U is a useless thing, it’s more realistic to airdrop your model girl to me! The words are so far... I have no intention of writing it anymore... Anyway, let me be alone... It was a special issue for Double Eleven, but I couldn’t even catch Meow Jiang. What kind of face do I have to teach you to play girls? !

Meow Jiang: "It’s okay, I always want to get out of the group. Double Eleven, let’s buy it well, come on... I’ll send you a red envelope."

OK.

[Editor: Mayhey]