December is always particularly exciting. In addition to being the last month of the year, you can also see the heavy cover of the fashion magazine, which is really full of unlimited expectations!
Among them, this police officer is most looking forward to the heavy work of the "Vogue" family, the Chinese version of classical beauty, the American version of Girl's Power, and the British version of wild and sexy... In short, each has its own advantages.
0Vogue December issue cover (order is: China, the United States, Britain, France, Australia, Pakistan)
But there is a child who is unique and stands out...
He is Vogue Taiwan version!
Arius Lin appeared in the Taiwan version of Vogue December issue
Arius Lin appeared on the cover like a 18th-tier city singer in the early 1980s. She was pretentious and wearing cheap mascara. The fly legs on her eyes were so ugly that even her mother didn't want to recognize each other.
This police officer once said an eternal saying: The lower limit is always used to break through. Do you think the cover is the ugliest? Then the inner page can break through the lower limit of "ugly".
fluorescent green pantyhose makes Ariel Lin’s legs look thick and elephant. The brown velvet hat and yellow top make the strong Ayi Lian flavor come to her face.
Taiwan version of Vogue December issue inner page
Fortunately, Ariel Yichen's marriage is over, otherwise Mr. Lin Yuchao wouldn't have married her if she beaten to death! "Excellent" such as
is not only in the December issue of the Wanwan Edition!
The old witch who absorbs energy
Do you know the stars of the February issue? Anyway, I don’t know each other. I searched it and found that she was Yang Jinhua, the heroine of the Taiwanese drama "The Queen of the Dog" five years ago, and she did look like a bit of a furry Chow Chow.
Yang Jinhua appeared in the Taiwan version of Vogue February issue
She was wearing a Prada rainbow skirt and dressed the same as countless people. Her strange hair color and ferocious expression made her look like an old witch who wanted to absorb human spirit. But it doesn’t matter if you are so ugly. For a third-rate star, popularity is the king.
Taiwan version of Vogue February inner page: The furry queen of Chow
September issue S.H.E. This time, the three of them really look like She (snake). They are all in the same position, either with their shoulders or open chests, and wear the protective color of nature: green, traveling through the beautiful new world, eager to try, trying to seduce people's souls.
S.H.E. appeared in the Taiwan version of Vogue September issue
Zombie's beautiful bride
I don't know which inscrutable editor chose these two jewelry clothes for the young Angelababy and Gui Lunmei, which made the two of them 10 years old. Not only did they not see that "youth is so good", but instead they saw that the two of them had empty eyes and hesitation, as if they were zombie brides who had been poisoned.
Angelababy and Gui Lunmei appeared in the Taiwan version of "Vogue" July and October
Does it look like a zombie bride?
A fashion blockbuster, which was very much made into a restricted movie advertisement. This police officer saw that Wanwan’s “Vogue” is too naughty and lacks beating!
The Fall of Fashionable Stars
As long as you are infected with the aesthetic insulation of "Vogue" in Taiwan, no matter how fashionable people are, they will be dragged into the water. Supermodel Miranda Kerr is a victim.
Miranda Kerr appeared in the May issue of "Vogue"
Stylist Hold lived in ZARA advertising points: wide-leg pants, over-knee coats, neutral suits, lazy and loose, Kerr, who is wearing Michael Kors, becomes the spokesperson for street brands. Thanks to Kerr who has spent a hundred years of cultivation, he did not wear Ayi Lian.
Taiwan version of Vogue May issue inner page: pseudo ZARA hard broadcast
Of course Kerr is just one of the many victims, and there are also Japanese stars like Namie Amuro and Yuki Shibasaki, who are even more miserable! Directly transformed into Xinwei reader model.
Amuro Namie and Shibasaki Yuki appeared in the Taiwan version of the April and August issues of Vogue
spokespersons recruited by Euro*li
Hou Pei-tsen, Shu Qi, and Guo Xuefu have no characteristics in their makeup and hairstyle, and they also wear "fashion" that is exactly the same as Euro*li style, blingbling tiny diamonds, colorful lace... Don't say that there is the Eiffel Tower behind you to support you, even if the Jade Emperor stands behind you, you can't turn the world back! Because being fat is a temporary matter, but being ugly is a lifetime matter!
Hou Paichen appeared in the Taiwan version of Vogue January issue
Shu Qi appeared in the Taiwan version of Vogue March issue
Guo Xuefu appeared in the Taiwan version of Vogue June issue
The only male
Kaichei took the Taiwan version of Vogue June issue
The only male
Kaichei Takeshi Kaneshiro As the only male star to appear, his disaster was indeed much smaller than that of women. It was better to cried and clapped his hands!
But as a nerd, this police officer still criticized the editor's behavior of not being able to escape from heart, but he did not have PS throughout the whole process! Let Takeshi Kaneshiro insist on his big and small eyes, ruining our beautiful longing for the male god, and dragging him out of the Meridian Gate to behead him!
Takeshi Kaneshiro appeared in the November issue of "Vogue"
Don't say that this police officer's words are stinging people's vitality (actually mean, whatever~), but in case of misfortune, I have cured the aesthetic insulation of the Wanwan version fashion editor. Remember that I have made great contributions~
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