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Today, I have compiled 100 classic lines for everyone, good materials for posting to friends, confessing and writing articles, remember to collect it~
"All-class Journey to the West"
1. I will never leave in my life! I love you!
2. Do you understand that I am no longer a god! I only understand one thing: it is so painful to love someone!
3. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regret it when I lose it. This is the most painful thing in the world. If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say to the girl, "I love her." If I had to add this love to a deadline, I hope it would be ten thousand years!
4. I want to remind you again that after putting on the golden hoop, you will no longer be a mortal, and the lust in the world cannot be affected by any slightestness in the world. If you are moved, the golden hoop will tighten and tighter on your head, and it will be extremely painful!
5. It doesn’t matter, why bother to live, why bother to die...
6. One day when you find out that you fall in love with someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly! But how could I fall in love with someone I hate? Could you please give me a reason? Please! Do you need a reason to love someone? Not needed? Need? Not needed? Need? Not needed? Alas, I'm doing research with you, why are you so serious? Need?
7. Last night I asked a spider to tell you, asking it to tell you that I miss you very much, do you know? Do you know? I've been lying to you. Just cheat! Just like a moth, even though you know you will get hurt, you will still throw yourself into the fire. Moths are so stupid!
8. Since God has arranged for him to pull out my purple green sword, he must be an extraordinary person, he can't make any mistake! I know that one day he will appear under the gaze of attention, wearing golden armor and sacred clothes, and wearing seven-colored clouds to marry me! Ha, I'm not a lunatic! This is not a psychopath, it is an ideal!
9. Why are you so serious and impulsive in being a human being?
10. At that time, the sword was only 0.01 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of an incense stick, the mistress of the sword would fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect one...
11. You should do this, and I should die too. There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I didn’t cherish it, and I regret it when I lost it. This is the most painful thing in the world. Your sword is cut off my throat! No need to hesitate anymore! If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to the girl: I love you. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it will be... ten thousand years!
12. I know! But I can’t do anything about it. This marriage is the biggest arrangement of God! Alas, now you can only throw away your wife and go with me.
13. There is nonsense. Since you are stubborn, I will practice the way for heaven today and want you to disappear in the immortal world on earth. I only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals, and disappear if they disappear.
14. My lover is a great hero. One day he will marry me on the seven-colored clouds. I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending...
15. It turned out that the girl left a tear in my heart. I could fully feel how sad she was at that time.
" Kung Fu "
1. Who else!
2. Don’t think that you are handsome, I won’t hit you
3. Do you remember there was a palm technique that fell from the sky? It is the lost Tathagata’s magic palm
4. I’m growing taller again, Uncle Come to check your body
5. "A arrow through the clouds , thousands of troops will meet!"
6. Rules of the world - single-handed fights are just one against one, no one is allowed to commit fouls! The aunt who brought the green onion came over! ! You think you can beat me, I can make you punch!
7. This secret book of " Tathagata's Divine Palm " is a priceless treasure. I think I have a fate with you. I will collect you ten yuan and teach it to you.
8. Memory is the root of pain.
9. To be short, you must admit it, and to fight, you must stand firm.
10. In this world, the streets are full of money and women are everywhere. Whoever can make up his mind can win, and whoever can seize the opportunity can succeed.
11. It’s good to not remember, but forgetting is also a kind of happiness.
" Mermaid "
1. I took out 30 billion to play with you, you treated me as air! I actually soaked a fish!! I will beat her up now and make it into fish head soup!
2. Love is tolerance and patience. It can withstand the test of time and never end.
3. I can decide what is hundreds of billions of dollars in a few seconds, but you! I thought about it all night!
4. Although you smack your lips while walking, I still love you very much
5. "The whole bay is mine, and the whole ocean is mine." "Ah! So amazing, then I am yours too?"
6. You are not a human, but an angel. Meeting you is my greatest luck in my life!
7. "Please go have a tea." "Drink your sister!" "Go and take my sister over." "Pick up your mother!" "Go and dig out my mother too."
8. "You are so stupid! Why are you so stupid! Have you ever thought I was lying to you?" "You are lying to me, you are lying to me for the rest of your life."
9. "If your life is only one minute left, what will you do?" "Look at you"
10. Only when you become stronger and stronger can you become more and more fairy tales.
" King of Comedy "
1. You can say that I am a supporting role, but I am not a stinky supporting role. Isn't the supporting role a human being?
2. Can you not go to work? Do you support me if you don’t go to work? I'll support you. You take good care of yourself first, fool.
3. Look at the front, it’s pitch black, you can’t see anything, it’s not right, it will be beautiful after dawn.
4. I have suffered too many setbacks in my life. I am so tired. If you lose it, I really can't hold on.
5. You can’t even beat the boxing, have you studied?
6. I am always an actor.
7. Although you are playing passers-by A, B, C and D, you still have life and soul.
8. Only small people can truly face the hardships of life.
9. I don’t know what I want, but I know very well what I don’t want.
10. When you go out, you only talk about two things: the first is loyalty, and the second is money.
11. I like you so much, will you die if you like me?
" Gambling Man "
1. The god of gambling is above, the younger brother Axing is below, the younger brother came to Macau at the age of three, joined Putin at the age of four, and became a sperm at the age of five, and the scholar was not serious at the age of six, but he lost brilliantly at the age of seven, and he was 27 this year, and he was still indifferent. Therefore, I hope to learn a skill under the God of Gambling.
2. With a talent like me, I don’t know what to say except for congratulations.
3. What's your head? Head.
4. There are actually people in this world who call themselves the god of gambling and clearly don’t take me seriously. I'm called Gambling Saint. You need to wear contact LCD glasses when playing cards. I am more powerful than you and can see through the cards directly. This is called a special feature. Here, as long as I wipe it gently, it will immediately become a Zou card because I have not yet produced my skills. After I work hard, I can turn into a pair of mahjong. You think I'm talking nonsense, and I think you're stupid. What to look at? If you are not convinced, call me to study. Why are you staring at me? Do you don’t need to pay to study? Write down my contact number. Hong Kong number: 334 5678. It doesn’t matter if you don’t contact me, it’s your loss. Don't look for me after ten o'clock, because I'm asleep.
5. Wu: Have you ever heard of the third uncle as his father and the third aunt as his mother. Zhou: I have only heard that my father and mother are not as close as Chairman Mao.
" Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance "
1. To be honest, I am the person who is called Yushu's wind is better than Pan'an , a little lustful insect with pear blossoms that crush the crabapple Zhou Botong !
2. Why do you have to know each other when you meet? Please let the two sisters have pity for me!
3. "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at me for not seeing through."
4. Tang Bohu: I can... play harmonica , play jade flute, pick up girls, read small books, divination * to observe people's eyebrows, be romantic and suave, steal jade and fragrance!
5. Tang Bohu: It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love. Oh my God! I finally found my ideal, she is Qiu...xiang!
6. You must know that beauty is like flowers, just like flowers, to show her charm.
7. Tang Bohu: Life is ups and downs too quickly, it is so exciting that I want to pee.
8. It is easy to get a thousand gold, but it is hard to find a close friend.
9. Tang Bohu: Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang What's wrong with you Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can’t die! I depend on you for life, sharing the joys and sorrows for so many years, and I have always treated you as my own flesh and blood to teach you to raise you. I never thought that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person!
10. I don’t even want my life, let’s see how you can compete with me?
" The Deer and the Cauldron "
1. It’s not that I like fighting, but that many people like to be beaten by me.
2. There will be ten rules in the world, twenty rules, thirty precepts, and eighty minor precepts. If you violate any of these, even if you are my apprentice, you will be killed by ninety-nine or eighty-one swords.
3. Look at his virtue, he really owes others a lot of money.
4. Don’t worry, today is the fasting period strictly observed by our Shenlong Sect , and we cannot kill. You said it earlier, it scared me so much that I was so careful that I was thrusting straight, really.
5. Qingming" and " Double Ninth Festival " are days to worship ancestors. Xiaobao carved it on his feet to remind himself to go to visit the grave on time, the emperor.
6. Except for you, any woman is just a piece of shit in my eyes.
7. My admiration for you is like the surging river, continuous, and like the flooding of the Yellow River.
8. You take such a big handful to pick up manure. It’s fun to fly up and down, right? Your boss is not young anymore. I clearly saw me eating hot pot, but I beat the leaves down. I am young, and I am angry with me
9. But as father-in-law, you are so handsome and upright, you are extraordinary, and you are also a eunuch to grow a beard and have such a breakthrough. It is cool enough to not use your eyes.
" Love Saint "
1. The world is sinister, I never leave my name easily.
2. I have been lonely all my life, and the only person who depends on each other is this head. It is probably not that easy for you to take it away.
3. I have wandered all my life, like a lonely boat in the sea, and I have long put my life and death aside.
"Youth Football"
1. If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between being a salted fish?
2. Apart from singing, I can’t think of any other way to express my inner excitement and admiration for you.
3. In fact, creating this thing is very subjective, but I will definitely follow up on your criticism.
4. I should hit you, but I will be sad if I don’t hit you.
5. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a researcher
6. Destiny is really unfair. Why do I lose my hair so handsome but I have to lose my hair? You are so ugly but don’t lose my hair.
7. Just a virtual name, just like a floating cloud.
8. Go back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.
9. Kung Fu is actually definitely suitable for men, women, young and old. Fighting and killing is just a misunderstanding of it. Kung Fu is even more an art, an indomitable spirit.
" King of Destruction "
1. What do you think? I feel like I have been obsessed with your Tao. Do you feel that after I have gradually forgotten the pain of breaking up? Then go deeper.
2. Don’t joke like this with me. What should I do if I have a relationship?
3. Let go of that girl
4. Why did you tell me now? You just asked me now, and I'll tell you now.
5. We are not here to pick up girls today. Look at my murderous aura, and when you get so funny, you say how embarrassed I am
6. "I am not targeting anyone, I mean everyone here is rubbish."
7. Eliminating violence and maintaining good deeds is our responsibility to be citizens, and doing good deeds is my own interest, so I do it once a week for helping the old lady cross the road. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three more times.
" big secret spy, zero-fa,
1. As long as you say I can do it, even if everyone in the world says I can't do it, I don't care.
2. Will you be hungry? I will give you a bowl of noodles.
3. It’s up to you, if you don’t mind eating the dishes I cook all day, I don’t care.
4. It is not convenient for you to come again. Such beautiful scenery makes the cat feel moved. Do you want to know what the cat is talking about?
5, , colorless and formless, transforming all things, formless and colorless, lifeless and boundless, the only one in the world.
" God of Cookery "
1. The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not washed clean at all, and there is still a piece of shit. Are you making a mistake? Alas, there is a lump of shit, hey, have you seen it? Alas, there is a lump of shit!
2. Sir, you have a bone towards the sky, and there is a light of spirit in your eyes. The immortal is reincarnated and the immortals descend to the earth. I finally waited for you. Don’t leave. Although I leaked the secrets of heaven and disasters are inevitable, I am destined to show you a full picture.
3. "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food."
4. Why do I cry? It turned out to be onion
5. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted, low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given to mankind by God to be superb and burn a super dish that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the gods? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - God of Cookery!
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