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This article is the third episode of the "The Ways of Die of Kings and Princes in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period".
This person who came on stage to commit suicide today is a descendant of Wei Ziqi, a concubine of King Zhou of Shang. His actions of death are like crosstalk, all of which are jokes.
However, Tang Monk told us that talking too much will kill people.
don’t believe it? Please sit in the front row and watch the fun~
01
In June 684 BC, in Chengqiu (now Juye area, Shandong), a war that could be called a magical blockbuster was taking place.
The situation of the war is for two to one.
Two of them are the Song and Qi coalition forces. The opponent they were going to beat up in a group was Lu.
Facing the enemy, Prince Yan of Lu personally led the cavalry regiment, took the lead, and rushed towards the Song army's position.
In an instant, dust and smoke flew, tigers roared and shook the sky -
etc. Are you riding a horse? Why did the tiger come out?
In response to this, Qi State General Nangong Changwan was also bored and confused, and then he became brave.
Looking into the distance, I~go~, what rushes over are hundreds of tigers!
The tigers rushed forward, and the Song Dynasty team was in chaos. They threw away their armor and fled. At the same time, golden light flashed in the air and a long arrow shot towards him.
Nanggong was shocked and was caught in a hurry. Before he could get up, a big guy rushed over again and sat him under his buttocks... In this battle, Nangong was captured and Song Qi was defeated by mistake, which is known in history as the "Battle of Chengqiu".
02
The battle against Chengqiu and the aftermath, "Records of the Grand Historian: Song Weizi Family No. 8" Records:
"Song attacked Lu and fought in Chengqiu. Lu was born and captured Song Nangong Changwan. The Song people asked for Wan, and Wan returned to Song."
Two against one, not only lost in shame, but even the general was captured. The man in Song State was very disappointed.
For this reason, the boss Song Min of the then-born man was so angry that his face turned green, and he jumped his feet and scolded Nangong for being a waste and having a bag of wine.
Song Min Duke, the 17th monarch of the State of Song, also known as the Duke of Houmin of Song, with his surname and surname Song, and his name is Jie. The ancestor was Wei Ziqi, the eldest brother of King Zhou of Shang.
weizi Qisi
In the early Western Zhou Dynasty, in accordance with the principle of "promoting and destroying the country, and continuing the peerless", the Zhou emperor then conferred Weizi Qi in Shangqiu, and the country was named Song.
Note: "The country is prospered and destroyed, and it will be the peerless." The saying comes from "The Analects of Confucius: Yao Yue Pian", which means that although the country is destroyed, the winner cannot allow the loser to extinct the ancestral temple. By the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the rituals collapsed and the music was broken, so there was not much attention.
Then talk about Song Mingong. If you are angry, you have to redeem it. The State of Lu really didn't like Song Min Gong. As soon as he opened his mouth, he offered a sky-high price:
"No negotiation. Otherwise, we will tear the votes!"
Nangong Changwan, also known as Nangong Wan, homophonic to NO.1, is the number one warrior in the State of Song. It is said that he is over two meters tall, brave and powerful, able to carry a tripod with a touch of mountains and faces, and is nicknamed "Enemy of Ten Thousand People". The value is indeed quite high.
thought about it and thought about it for several years. Gong Min of Song made a fuss and squeezed out two words from his teeth:
"Trade!"
03
Just like that, Gong Min of Song endured the pain and paid a large ransom to Lu State, and asked General Nangong Changwan Quanxu Quanwei back.
After that, Nangong's life became a "little fat sheep" and was beaten up every few days.
Spring and Autumn Hunting Patterns Fragments
For example, the next autumn, Song Mingong took Nangong and a group of guards and went to the wild to hunt.
As he walked, a pheasant suddenly fluttered and flew out of the grass.
Mr. Song Mingong and Nangong discovered prey almost at the same time, and also shot out the arrow at the same time.
The result is very funny, Song Mingong ejaculated very much. If a person is not on the horse's back, he can shoot his toes. The name of Nangong's general is by no means a waste of time. Its archery skills are accurate and it shot the pheasant on the spot.
"I ejaculated." Song Mingong shouted in a daze.
"King, I ejaculated." Nangong Changwan said.
After hearing this, Song Mingong suddenly looked dark: "Hmph, it turns out that I respect you for a few tricks and treat you as a dish. Now, you are a prisoner of Lu, and you are nothing.”
"Zuo Zhuan·The Eleventh Year of Duke Zhuang":
Song Gongjin (played insulting and ridiculing) said, "I respected my son at the beginning, and now I am a prisoner in Lu. I do not respect my son. "
Nanggong was almost choked on his lungs. Gaba wanted to defend himself, but Song Mingong gave up a contemptuous look and slapped his horse back to the palace.
Hmph, the defeated general, I am too lazy to pay attention to you!
04
As the saying goes: hit someone but not the face. In the Battle of Chengqiu, Nangong was captured alive, which is not a love It is understandable.
first. After being captured, he learned that the tiger was a trick that Gongzi Yan played. He put the entire tiger leather cover on the war horse in a disguise.
Tiger is the king of all beasts. When a horse sees it, it will inevitably have weak legs; when a person sees it, he will naturally be scared.
Second, the arrow that shot him is quite big, saying: Jin Pugu.
Jinpugu is the powerful arrow of the Lu army's mansion. The allusion says that this arrow was given by the fairy girl, made of pure gold, "doesn't have to shoot well and be accurate."
Third, the big guy who threw him to the ground was Ji Qisun, the most powerful man in Lu, also known as Qisun Sheng, who served as Rongyou, the commander of the Right Army.
When the first warrior of Song Dynasty met the first fierce man in Lu, he also had the help of the "tiger" and the golden arrow, and he lost. It's not too much. But Song Mingong took this as a handle, but when there were too many people, he wouldn't open any pot.
For example, on this day, Song Mingong held a party and musicians danced on the stage. While twisting his waist and relaxing his sleeves, Song Mingong couldn't help laughing.
Spring and Autumn Musical Fiction HTML
"Our number one warrior, the dance halberd is just this level, right? Twist, twist, twist..."
Comparing Nangong with musicians in front of civil and military officials. Who can bear such a bottomless humiliation?
But Nangong endured it and bit his two front teeth.
05
More than a month later, the old king of the Zhou royal family of the old boss died and the new king ascended the throne. According to the etiquette system, all vassal states need to send personnel to congratulate.
This is a good job. Not to mention food and drink, maybe you can meet the strong man Ji Qisun, and then gesture in public to make up for your face.
Thinking of this, Nangong volunteered to Gong Min of Song: "King, let me go." I have not been to Haojing (now northwest of Chang'an, Shaanxi). "
Haojing Ruins Carriage and Horse Pit
Yanli, Song Mingong raised the corner of his mouth and said sarcastically: "Send a prisoner as an envoy, is there no one in my Song State? Don't bother with the slightest. "
, the stepmother beats the child and makes another loss.
But on this day, Song Min Gong brought his men and went to Mengze (the ancient Ze name, northeast of Shangqiu, Henan).
When he arrived at the place, he was tired of playing, so he had to barbecue and skewers, drink and eat meat. As he was drinking and eating, Song Min suddenly became interested and insisted on playing a few chess games with Nangong.
Maybe you will ask, "Chuhe Hanjie" on the chessboard , Didn’t it originate from the war between the Chu and Han dynasties at the end of the Qin Dynasty? Chess was found in the Spring and Autumn Period?
Ancient chess pieces
Chess is a treasure of Chinese culture and has a long history. It is said that it is Huangdi’s invention patent.
《Guangxiang Xi Ge·Preface》 by Huangsong of the Northern Song Dynasty:
》Elephant play is a military play, the battle between Huangdi, driving away beasts as a formation, elephant, beast hero. Therefore, the opera soldiers are called "elephant" by the elephant play. "
The theory was solved by Shennong.
Yuan Dynasty monk Nianchang recorded in "The Complete Records of Buddha's Ages":
"Shennong uses the sun, moon, stars as images, and the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, the ox monks and men used carriages, horses, soldiers, and cannons to replace them. "
There are also experts who have verified it. It was made by King Wu of Zhou in the attack of Zhou and practiced the formation. And so on. In short, there was a chess game in the Spring and Autumn Period.
talked less and quickly turned back to the chess game between Song Min Gong and Nangong.
06
Nangong's martial arts are excellent, but the chess skills are not ordinary. Kung Fu is not very good, and the two have played four games in a row, and Nangong lost a mess.
consecutive games and won consecutive games. Song Min Gong was very happy, and with the drunkenness, the chatterbox got into trouble again:
"Late. Slot, general. You are a bad chess player, you don’t know how you die. "
" Haha, if you fight with Lu, you lose; if you play chess with me, you still lose.You stinking prisoner, what do you think you can do? "
It was really laughter, cursing, mocking, and the sound was heard.
Nangong Changwan killed Song Mingong Picture
Now, Nangong was completely angry and picked up the chessboard with his hands. "Bangbangbang" was a fierce hit.
Poor Song Mingong, before he could even make a muffled groan, his brain burst and he died.
"Zuo Zhuan·The Twelve Years of Duke Zhuang": In the autumn of the twelfth year, Song Wan killed Mingong in Mengze.
"Records of the Grand Historian·The Eighth Family of Song Weizi": Wan Youli... So he killed Mingong in Mengze in a game.
Immediately afterwards, Nangong killed the doctor Qiu Mu and the governor of Dazai Hua, and supported Gongzi You as the king, which was known in history as the abolished Duke in the Song Dynasty.
The Song clans naturally did not do anything, and formed a rotation of all directions to fight, and directly drove Nangong to Chen State.
The king of Chen State was not particular, and accepted the bribes of Song State privately, let the beautiful woman get drunk in Nangong, and sent it back in a roll of rhinoceros skin. 日本生生, chopped into meat sauce.
That's it, Song Mingong and the general Nangong Changwan left the curtain while slapping the mouth and making a fool.
Nanggong: Hit people not slap in the face, scolding people not revealing their shortcomings. Slap in the face and revealing their shortcomings, hum, letting you die like a chessboard.
Song Mingong: You are a dead prisoner, I want to eat fried noodles~
