There are five mysterious characters in the legend: Dongming (Xiaoming) Xijiao (Chunjiao), southern flowers (Ruhua) Beijing (Jingjing), and Zhong Laowang (Housewang next door) ).
, Li Lei and Han Meimei ;
English name: LileiHanmeimei;
Date of birth: 1990;
Occupation: Famous from 1990 to 2000People's Education Edition Middle School English Textbook, Later, he switched to the novel and comics world. The protagonist of the MV "LileiHanmeimei" is a talented man and beautiful woman, and versatile. . You two should get married, right?
Features: Li Lei has a round and cute face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a small flat head, loves to wear T-shirts,
study well, helps others, and looks like a good student. (Now he has been portrayed as a naughty child on the Internet!)
Han Meimei A virtuous and intelligent traditional good girl with short hair in her ears and loves to wear dresses.
is very responsible, hard-working, and is a good helper for the teacher.
Social status: Two people dominate the English textbooks of the People's Education Press for 10 years, have an irreplaceable position in the English world, and are also Xiao Ming's competitors.
, Xiao Ming
English name: Ming Xiao
Date of birth: 1971
Date of death: immortality
Occupation: Exploring the exercises of elementary and junior high school and the protagonist of jokes, torture all students
Education: Junior high school (no time to go to high school)
Features: If you don’t take the first place, you will get the last place. , neither proud nor discouraged, make mistakes and admit their own initiative. When you are about to be late, you will always encounter unblocked faucets or old ladies who want to cross the road, etc.
Social status: , together with Xiaohong, Xiaoqiang and Xiaofang, are called "the four great kings in the academic world". dominates the Chinese and mathematics circles;
is currently in a desperate battle with Li Lei and Han Meimei for status, and is deeply hated by the post-70s, 80s, 90s and 00s.
, Xiaohong
Occupation: Nail household in primary school mathematics textbooks
Education: Primary school
Social status: , together with Xiao Ming, Xiaoqiang and Xiaofang, are called "Four Kings of Academic Affairs". dominates the mathematics community;
, Li Hua
English name: Hua Li
Alias: English composition nail household English composition emperor
Gender: male or female, hermaphrodite, depending on the mood of the teacher who published the paper
Related quotes: If you are a high school student Li Hua...
Appearance range:
In the composition topic of high school and junior high school
Appearance time: The earliest "Li Hua" appeared in 1995 National College Entrance Examination Paper or even earlier Individual city simulation paper
l15, Xiao Ke and Xiao Yan
Date of birth: unknown
Social status: Active in the scientific community
, Xiao Fang
Date of birth: 1993
Occupation: The heroine of the same name song "Xiao Fang", who is Xiao Fang ~~~ It's still a mystery
Features: There is a girl named Xiao Fang in the village, who is beautiful and kind, with a pair of beautiful big eyes, The braids are thick and long.
Social status: is popular all over the country, from ninety-nine to ninety-nine, and from the bottom to the beginning. It was everyone's first love at that time.
, Uncle Wang next door to the big-headed son's house
, Xiaohei downstairs
9, Zhiming and Chunjiao
are also common names in Taiwan, with local characteristics, and in Taiwan, it means men and women in love.
These two names are first, followed by "Chi Ming and Chun Jiao" starring Miriam Yeung and Shawn Yue Le, the song "Chi Ming and Chun Jiao" sung by Mayday
0, Jingjing
My husband is in a bad mood and keeps drinking,
My wife asked: What are you doing?
My husband said: Don't talk to me, I want to be Jingjing!
My wife turned around and asked: Who is the fuck Jingjing?
I also want to know who Jingjing is? ~~~~~Hahahaha
1, Ruhua
has become synonymous with ugly women because of Stephen Chow's movie.
2, next door Lao Wang
Because of the big-headed son and a joke, "next door Lao Wang"
This is the legendary "East Ming and the West are beautiful, the flowers in the south are quiet, and the middle is Lao Wang".
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