"Hello everyone"
After watching "Flash Girl" last week, I went crazy to give Amway to the friends around me. Unexpectedly,
ended up in failure.
When faced with my Amway, most of the reasons they retorted were "I'm not interested in the second dimension", "Why is it a youth movie again", "The name is too vulgar" and so on.
What's even more outrageous is that a colleague asked me after seeing the poster: "Is there a movie of Balala Little Demon Fairy?"
Faced with this complaint, I was speechless.
In fact, the movie itself is not bad. Although the overall style of the movie is indeed a bit middle-class and girlish, the theme is fresh and the rhythm and atmosphere are controlled appropriately.
Overall, it is a film worth going to the cinema to watch.
But to be honest, if I hadn’t known about this movie’s reputation beforehand, I would have decided not to watch it just by seeing the name.
I believe that for most friends, judging whether a movie is interesting or not depends largely on the [movie title].
▲The longest movie title in history
Many imported movies are actually masterpieces, but because of their unbearable names, they are not very popular in China and have extremely low screening rates in theaters.
In this case, the translator is often blamed, such as in "The Voice" and "Three Idiots".
On the contrary, there are some directors who have no intention of making a good movie at all, and try to attract people's attention through weird names, such as:
I hope there is still wine in hell
Don't worry, we will come up with the title
one by one. Damn it
I killed my lesbian wife and hung her on a meat hook, so now I have signed a three-movie contract with Disney.
You said you were so serious about picking random names, should I watch it or not? Woolen cloth?
It is undeniable that the naming and packaging of a work are of great significance to this movie.
There are also many movies that have been missed by audiences because of their vulgar or bizarre titles.
Today, let’s rectify the names of some good movies. Although the name is a bit "ugly", you can rest assured about the content! (If it doesn’t look good, I’ll treat you to chicken)
| Blatantly misleading, too vulgar |
Beauty Hunters
Director: Roberto Benigni
Starring: Roberto Benigni/ Michel ·Brown
Type: Comedy/Suspense/Crime
Also known as: The Monster/Obscene Genesis
Disgusting Index:★★★★
Is this translator from TVB? The title
is really outrageous and makes people think a lot.
Actually, the director of this movie is Roberto Benigni, who directed the Oscar-winning best foreign language film "Life is Beautiful" .
The beauty hunter is all a gimmick, this is an original Italian comedy.
In a small city, dozens of serial murders with very bad circumstances suddenly occurred. A strange man named Lorris became the subject of major suspicion by the police.
Immediately afterwards, all kinds of embarrassing comedies occurred surrounding this case. Director
controls the comedy scenes very well, and the expression of humorous plot is very flexible. It is really a rare and good film!
Boiling water needs to be hot, girls need to be strong
Director: Hu Ma
Starring: Zhu Xiaopian
Type: Drama
Also known as: I Want To Dance
Disgusting index: ★★★★
It’s okay if the name doesn’t rhyme.
When I saw this title for the first time, my heart was pure white, believe me, okay?
However, after I watched the movie, this turned out to be an inspirational movie.
The movie describes a fleshy Miao girl who really wanted to join the Miao dance team, but the township cadres and the village chief had an explanation to select slim and tall girls to participate, so the girl was rejected.
The village chief told the girl that as long as she could lose ten pounds, she would be allowed to participate.
In order to lose weight, the girl began to use various methods to lose weight, which caused a lot of jokes.
To be honest, the whole movie depicts the simple nostalgia and human warmth of ethnic minorities very freshly. Every time I think of it, I will feel a similar feeling of déjà vu.
Mao Liar
Director: Li Hongsi/ Use these two words.
I deeply remember the look he gave me when I asked his friend, "Have you seen "Mao Liang"?"
Actually, this is really a great suspenseful crime TV series, and it seems that it will be a major movie in 2020.
Gross scammers refer to small scammers on the street. They are organized and disciplined and hang out on the edge of the city.
They are liars, thieves, lawless elements, and artists with high IQs. They carefully calculate every step of the plan, lock the target, formulate plans, carefully lay out, lure the enemy deep, and finally capture the greedy, lustful and unkind people who want to get rich.
And it is a group of scammers who run through the whole story. The foreshadowing in the movie is one after another, and the plot climaxes one after another.
has a Douban score of 8.4~9.6, which can be said to be a conscientious work among domestic TV dramas.
| The title of the film is convulsive, and the translation takes the blame |
variant
Director: Andrew Nicol
Starring: Ethan Hawke / Uma Thurman / Jude Law / Allen ·Akin
Type: Drama/Science Fiction
Also known as: Gattaca / Gattaca
Disgusting Index: ★★★★
In which world logic can such a translation be related?
I thought it was a horror movie based on the name, but I didn't expect it to be such a heart-wrenching science fiction movie.
In the future world, genes determine destiny.
The male protagonist happens to be a person with bad genes. He was born with short-sightedness and heart disease, and the male protagonist's parents gave him a younger brother with excellent genes.
The two decided to swap identities due to an accident. The identity swap went very smoothly. However, a murder case and an eyelash threw the whole thing out of whack.
While watching the movie, I had no idea that this was actually a 1997 work.
There are no cumbersome stunts in the whole movie, and the director has a very precise sense of the rhythm. The seemingly plain narrative has an undercurrent surging beneath the surface.
can be said to be a science fiction work no less than "The Three-Body Problem".
Don't Knock Tomorrow
Director: Hannes Helm
Starring: Rolf Lasgaard / Baha Pas / Tobias Ambery
Type: Drama
again Name: A Man Called Ove / A man named Ove decided to die
Sadness Index: ★★★★
" Happiness Knocks on the Door " cast an old motherly smile. The title
makes me think of all kinds of spoof movies.
However, it is actually a classic Swedish warm film.
The story is very simple, telling an old man's ups and downs, laughter and tears in his life. The whole movie looks a bit like "Up", and the male protagonist is the real-life version of Carl.
In addition to the warm plot, the movie also has many cute laughs and grooves.
Overall, this is a story that brings laughter and tears. After reading it, I feel as comfortable and satisfied as drinking a cup of hot milk.
Bollywood life and death love
Director: Sanjay Leela Pensari
Starring: Prakash Kapadia/Sanjay Leela Pensari
Type: Comedy/Romance/Song and Dance
Also known as: Devdas
Badness Index: ★★★★
Male protagonist, what is your relationship with Yun Junxi?
If you search on Douban, you can find more than 10 "love of life and death" movies. If you add the prefix, it will be even more incredible. The original name of the
movie is "Devdas", but this translation is simply the originator of spoilers.
The movie is undoubtedly a love story about a pair of young men and women who love each other and fight against the class system. Before I even started watching it, I was already thinking about the Indian song and dance version of Romeo and Juliet.
Similar routines are not uncommon in Indian movies. Such a clichéd name has a profound connotation. The plot of
is not as outrageous as one might imagine. Compared to some idle youth romance films, I prefer this kind of work with a stronger sense of reality.
| The title is curious and incomprehensible|
Fried Green Tomatoes
Director: Jon Avnet
Starring: Kathy Bates / Jessica Tandy / Mary Louise ·Parker
Type: Comedy/Drama
Also known as: Swordsman
Sadness Index: ★★★
Tomato fainted in the toilet from crying.
There are many movies whose names are based on certain details in the story, but viewers who have never seen them will not be able to understand this kind of good intentions.
For example, the title and poster of this movie "Fried Green Tomatoes" made me think it was a food festival where four female chefs cook dark dishes. I even wanted to try what fried tomatoes taste like.
However, the movie tells the story of two women accompanying each other and growing up together.
The warm and sincere story is the biggest advantage of this film. After watching it, you will feel that the sky has become a little clearer.
But it is not a comedy in the traditional sense, but a unique way to resolve the suffering of the protagonists. This setting also allows the audience to see a broader world.
Oh, flash people
Director: Ladislav Smoljak
Starring: Joseph Abham / Libshe Selvenkava
Type: Comedy
Also known as: Waiter, Scarper!
Bad index: ★★★
Director, you are very good Rushing to get off work? The combination of these three words
has improved my awkward chatting skills a lot.
The movie tells the story of a poor bookseller who lived in poverty. After a class reunion, he got into a crooked idea. He pretended to be a waiter, went around paying people's bills and defrauded them of money, and then fled the restaurant. Of course, he was eventually imprisoned. It’s law.
Although after watching the movie, I found that the story had nothing to do with the title, this Czechoslovakian film did not disappoint me.
If you want to classify it, this work is an absurd comedy. The plot shows black humor everywhere, but it is not continuous and delicate.
It is worth mentioning that the ending is very brilliant!
The Onion Movie
Director: Tom Kuntz / Mike Maguire
Starring: Joseph Abham / Libshe Severkava
Type: Comedy
Also known as: The Onion Movie
Bad Index: ★★★
Why should we follow Can't get by with food?
Unlike "Fried Green Tomatoes", the onions here are not food.
The "onion" here refers to an organization in the United States that provides satirical news.
It features satirical articles covering domestic, foreign and local news, as well as entertainment newspapers and websites under its umbrella.
The entire movie is simply a group ridicule, using American humor to insinuate and ridicule reality, including female stars pretending to be innocent, male stars recovering from drug addiction, excessive upgrading of technological products, racial discrimination, etc.
may seem more obscene than a documentary, but it is also more serious than an obscene film, full of jokes and exuding a different kind of positive energy.
