introduction: When I went to donate blood, I saw the name on the signature sheet and was attracted by its beautiful font. I took a piece of waste paper next to me and copied it, which attracted a handsome boy who came up to retrieve the missing mobile phone. , seemingly absent, thoughtful, and glanced suspiciously at the name she copied...could it be that the draft she wrote was his? After a series of chance encounters, I finally saw him again at a high school reunion.
Chapter 1 The Third Rib
1.
Li Anning was tinkering with the domain name in his study and wanted to move it from Godaddy to name.com. However, because Godaddy's backend was very abnormal, Anning was extremely confused. At this time, Maomao called her on MSN and asked her when she would return to school. By the way, she was very quickly sent an experimental outline for the third week of her second year of graduate school. An Ning was shocked when she saw it. Sure enough, the real job of the graduate student was to be a handyman for the tutor. Even helping with moving was included in the outline...
An Ning: ^-^ Can we call a moving company?
Maomao: If you pay, I agree.
An Ning:...
Maomao: By the way, it’s 911 today.
An Ning: Oh.
Maomao: On such a big day, should we call the President of the United States to say hello?
An Ning: International long-distance calls are very expensive, so please say less.
Maomao: What are you going to say?
An Ning: Well... today happens every year...
Li Anning's life as a Yan Er is like this. He gets up at seven o'clock every morning, goes to work for half an hour, returns to reality, and then does chores, experiments, SPSS, experiments, chores, PPT ...
That day, An Ning went out and met Qiangwei in the next dormitory: "Ah, meow."
An Ning: "Morning."
Qiangwei's face became ferocious when she heard this: "Why do I have to get up so early? Why do I have to stay up all night every day to report? Ah? Why don't I have a man! Why?"
An Ning: "Well... I don't have a man either..."
Qiangwei: "I have to take a day off, I want to find a man!" Please find a way to ask for leave for me and the old lady!"
An Ning: "How about... personal leave?"
Qiangwei suddenly stared at Li Anning deeply: "It's strange, you are a woman with a cold and humorous appearance, how can you do that? There are no men either? "
" An Ning was sad and angry: "I mean! Maybe the requirements for men nowadays are too low..."
Qiangwei: "...I finally know why."
An Ning rode her new car back at the weekend. Home, she had bought two bicycles before, one was stolen, and the other was snatched away by Maomao and has not been returned yet. This time she bought a little sheep with a lot of money, plus two locks. When riding into the wind, An Ning felt deeply that the automatic transmission As expected, it is more comfortable than foot-shifting.
Then just when she was enjoying herself, she bumped into a car. Here's what happened: she turned and hit.
When Li Anning stood up from the ground, her little sheep "popped" and went out...
"Little girl, are you okay?"
"My sheep... was a corpse..."
The uncle driver I guess I didn't understand, so I asked again, "Are you injured? Do you want me to take you to the hospital?"
An Ning sighed and dusted himself off, "I'm fine. Give me a business card. If My sheep is really dead..." Looking back, I saw a long scratch on the shiny car door, "Well... forget it, let's collect the corpses individually."
Uncle: "..."
At this time, there was a long scratch on the car door. When a person passed by, he didn't look at her, but An Ning accurately saw him smiling.
Li Anning later remembered that that person was a senior fellow in their department, and he was very famous... although he didn't know why he was famous.
A week after the sheep incident, An Ning accidentally went to the wrong music training class and was unfortunately named.
Teacher: "The characteristic of the Voltava River is the constant repetition of themes and variations... So what does this repetitive rhythm express?"
An Ning: "Repetition... repetition... uh... it is... infinite looping decimals... …”
Neither side understood.
The teacher said seriously: "So, where do you think this tune is suitable for use? What kind of emotion does it express?"
An Ning whispered: "It is suitable for an alarm clock..."
Teacher: "Please keep it after class."
Li An Ning was detained in court for the first time in his life.
When all the students smiled and looked at her for the last time as they walked away, An Ning was called to the front by the teacher to think about her mistakes in front of the blackboard.
The Vltava River (La Moldau) is selected from Smetana's symphonic poem "My Motherland". The composer depicts the beautiful scenery along the coast with delicate and euphemistic brushwork, depicts the living customs of the Czech people, and expresses his deep love for the motherland with unique notes... love...
An Ning is a little dazzled, his eyes are He turned around and glanced at the list of award students written in the upper right corner of the blackboard.
Qian Linlin, Li Bo, Xu Moting... Xu Moting... Mo Ting... An Ning suddenly wanted to laugh. Mo Ting, did his parents hope that he would never stop?
An Ning looked like she was concentrating on her research, which made the strict teacher finally smile with satisfaction, and said: "That's it for today, you can go, pay attention next time."
An Ning: "Oh." Next time I will You should never go to the wrong classroom again.
2,
After An Ning finished the experiment in the morning, she went to the library to sort out materials and return the two books she borrowed last time. There were not many people today, only four or five people waiting in line. It was customary to stare blankly ahead while waiting... This time it was... A tall figure, well, her head only reached his third rib.
Then she heard the black-faced teacher who often said that she was late in paying back her books: "Classmate, your card has been degaussed."
An Ning was refreshed. She looked at the figure in front of her and only heard him say: "This way, then Write me a list."
I admire her. She usually nods and apologizes to the black face.
Heimian said again: "Do you think this is a store? Go and change your card quickly and come back to borrow books."
The other party pondered for a while, but An Ning was brave enough to poke his head out and said, "Um, use my card. ."
" So, I swiped the card with a black face.
He took the book and glanced at her, "984932, my number."
An Ning waved her hand, "Just return the book."
The other party hesitated slightly, said thank you, nodded and left.
It was almost seven o'clock when An Ning finished her summary and returned to the dormitory. As soon as she entered the door, she saw Maomao sticking her butt against the wall, and she couldn't help but be shocked.
"Could it be that...the monkey is possessed..."
Maomao rolled his eyes: "I've been sitting on my butt for too long, I'm probably getting a rash."
Maomao basically just reads novels in front of the computer every day, and his realm can be as strong as twelve I didn't move my butt for a while until I suddenly stood up and said, "I'm suffocated to death, I'm suffocated to death!" Then he rushed to the toilet, and a minute later came out with a smile on his face and continued to return to his seat to read "Yeah...ah... "Don't..." "People, people have already..." Brush it down slowly.
As a sophomore graduate student, her ability to live her life as if she were a sophomore was an ability that An Ning deeply admired. Unlike her, her life was like an endless loop of decimals.
Qiangwei tightened her belt and walked to their door: "Amao, how long do you want us to wait? There is almost no food in the cafeteria."
Qiangwei's roommate Lili followed behind, "I said Weiwei, you can't tuck in your pants. Come out of the toilet again?"
Qiangwei turned to her and smiled sweetly, "People like to tighten their belts in public." Then turned around, "Maomao!"
"Wait a minute, I'm about to climax!" "
" Everyone has a black line.
After everyone left, An Ning turned on the computer. As soon as she got online, her cousin's profile picture flashed over: barking.
An Ning: Meow.
Cousin: Let me send you a picture of a beautiful man.
Tranquility: = =! Do it.
Cousin: I just want you to have sex, but I don’t want you to have sex with him. Why are you nervous?
An Ning: ...I'm not nervous.
Cousin: A senior fellow from our former department was the first president of the Strike Club.
An Ning: Attack the society? (An Ning understands it as a society that attacks people)
Cousin: Yes, attack the society! So handsome, don’t miss it if you come and pass by!
A minute later, my cousin said: ...your version is too low?
After An Ning was finally forced to install the latest version of MSN, she saw the president of the Strike Club... he looked a little familiar. It seemed that he had seen it on her cousin's computer before, and then she had nothing to do... um... played around for a while, and this The kind of clever smile is beautiful, and the beautiful eyes are looking forward to it. If it is increased by one point, it will be too long, if it is reduced by one point, it will be too short, if it is powdered, it will be too white, and if it is applied with red, it will be too red.
An Ning just wished she could clap her hands: Okay!
Cousin: It seems that the PS was a bit too much. I look like a woman...who did that? !
Peaceful dive.
The next night, An Ning’s other roommate, Shen Chaoyang, rushed back from Guangdong. This person broke his leg some time ago and took half a month’s leave. This was also the “personal leave” that An Ning asked for, but he was just flying on the grass. As she ran toward them, An Ning felt why she was so stupid...
Shen Chaoyang enthusiastically pulled An Ning and took Mao Qiangwei to the city's most upscale noodle shop - "A Bowl of Noodles".
Chaoyang: "I think I'm fat." This sentence is usually refuted by others.
Then Qiangwei Maomao: "No way!"
An Ning: "Well, it's a bit."
After the noodles were served, Chaoyang: "Should I lose weight? But I like to lie in bed and don't like to exercise."
An Ning thought about it Miao Miao: "Then...exercise in bed?"
Crowd: "Meow, you are dirty!"
An Ning was speechless: "It's because you are impure."
Qiangwei said: "I am the most innocent person! That's right. , I will download it after dinner."
An Ning Heixian: "Will the computer be poisoned if you download this kind of thing?"
Qiangwei: "Then I will let her grow in the dormitory."
An Ning was convinced and said: "The results of the British general election are out, and I won."
Qiangwei: "I knew the one I chose was worthless! Hey, things like pornographic films are generally rare."
An Ning : "Actually, Clegg just doesn't have enough wealth, but he still has some strength."
Qiangwei: "How good would it be if I had a wealth and I could find someone to shoot AV myself?"
An Ning: "Cameron doesn't necessarily have that either. That's great, but in the current financial crisis, it's always easier to have money."
Audience: "..."
Qiangwei, An Ning: "Let's discuss it later."
Then An Ning heard someone at the table next to him laugh and turned his head. Looking over, she saw a girl with long hair. She was looking at her interestingly. An Ning felt a little embarrassed. The next moment An Ning saw the person opposite the girl, why did she look so familiar? Well...the third rib. The other person pursed his lips, and his profile was very pretty.
Thinking about it afterwards, An Ning was lucky that she was An Ning and not Qiangwei... otherwise she would have been so embarrassed.
3,
On Friday afternoon, An Ning and others came back from the laboratory building. On the way, they saw a blood donation vehicle parked in front of the school gymnasium, with a huge crowd of people.
Qiangwei: "I think back then, I went to donate, but was kicked out. Alas, there was too much type B blood that day, and I was told not to use type B... What happened to type B?! You are only type B! Your whole family is Type B! ”
An Ning: “In fact, 75% of the children born to parents are type B, so the probability that the whole family is type B is quite high. ”
Qiangwei finally ran away. , Maomao and Shen Chaoyang smiled sullenly.
In the end, Maomao and An Ning went to donate blood, and Chaoyang comforted Qiangwei.
As a result, Maomao’s B-type blood was selected that day, and An Ning’s O-type blood was eliminated because it was less than ninety pounds.
The other party's original words were: "Girl, your weight is not up to standard. It is easy to cause problems if you don't donate blood below the target. You see, if you donate blood, we will have to give you a blood transfusion later -"
An Ning: "..."
When An Ning signed the name Mao Xiaoxu on the blood donation list, she saw a familiar name in the upper column, Xu Moting, with beautiful handwriting. An Ning thought that he must have practiced calligraphy before.
When I was bored, I traced this name between running script and cursive script on the scrap paper next to me. Then she saw Maomao's painful expression. In fact, An Ning wanted to donate blood at first, and Maomao accompanied her... An Ning turned to look out the car door.
Someone came up at this time, and An Ning said "Hey", the third rib... He and the two nurses who were drawing blood nodded slightly, and seemed to be stunned when he saw her sitting there, and then walked over and glanced at the table. , and then found the gray mobile phone that was half covered by paper. When he walked away, he seemed to be absent, thoughtful, and glanced at the name she copied suspiciously.
What An Ning was thinking at the time was: Could it be that the draft she wrote was his?
In the evening, An Ning chatted with her cousin regularly.
An Ning: When I went to donate blood today, I saw a handsome guy. Well... it was actually the third time I saw him.
Cousin: Oh. Speaking of which, I actually had lunch today and decided not to eat it.
An Ning: Don’t you usually eat?
Cousin: You don’t usually eat anything? ! Today was the first day I decided not to eat, but I ended up eating it anyway...
An Ning:...
Another peaceful day
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