Recently, there has been a saying on the Internet: The emperor’s stool is called Long Yi. That year, every morning, Beijing Tongrentang specially sent people to the Xihua Gate of the Forbidden City to buy the emperor’s fresh dragon relics from the eunuchs, mix them with cinnabar and lilies, remove the smell, put hawthorn and honey, and synthesize pills, named " "Long Yi Wan" was sold to high-ranking officials in Beijing at high prices. Although a dragon's remains sells for 500 taels of silver, the supply exceeds demand. Because, it is said that after eating Longyiwan, you can be like the emperor, long live long live long live long live long live long live.
The acquirer is the leading elder brother of the world-famous pharmaceutical industry-Tongrentang, first of all awe-inspiring; the acquisition site Xihuamen is an important hub connecting the capital and the palace, the eunuch In and out of the palace, more often through this door. The time is early in the morning, which is in line with people's habit of being respectful. In short, it's silly, with a nose and eyes, not quite like silly. Even the details of the concoction process seem so real.
However, this is undoubtedly a deliberate nonsense, I will not believe it if I have fallen below the toilet board.
First of all, the term "Long Yi Wan" seems to have suddenly emerged from somewhere, unseen, unheard of. If there is a dragon's remains, it should be seen in historical materials. Even if the official history of the emperor's masterpiece disdains it, the wild history, who likes to collect Gonzo, should always be recorded. However, who can find clues about the Dragon's Pill from the vast wild history?
Furthermore, although the emperor is known as "Long live", everyone knows that the so-called "calling" is just nonsense and not very reliable. A review of history shows that the emperor’s life is not as long as that of ordinary people. From the first emperor of Qin Dynasty to the last emperor Puyi, there were more than 400 emperors in total for more than two thousand years. Among them, there are about 200 people whose birth, old age, sickness and death can be checked. On average, he lived only 39.2 years old.
The Chinese people who most respect the creed "It's better to die than to live", even if they are suffocated like a tortoise, they are only begging for life in the mud, but they still have to survive. If they refuse to die happily, how can they be content? How about living only 39 years old?
Moreover, whether the emperor or the common people, whether they eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, or whole grains, after the reincarnation of the grains, they turn into excrement. There is no difference. Avoid it for fear of no other use except as a fertilizer and watering crops.
But the rumors of "Long Yi Maru" can be produced and spread widely. It has a realistic basis because we take the emperor too seriously.
In ancient times, the emperor was the proud son of heaven, referred to as "son of the emperor". He was not only rich in the world, and could not be the king's soil; but also high above the land, could it be the king's court. "Shuowen Jiezi" explains "Chen", saying: vertical eyes are also. The great historian Guo Moruo has an incisive explanation, saying that when a person is crawling on the ground, when he looks up, his eyes are vertical. Therefore, the "chen" is also the one who crawls on the ground.
Although I still can't imagine the "vertical eyes" look, I have tried crawling and looking up at the sky, but I never felt my eyes would stand upright. But since Guo Moruo said, I have to believe it if I don't believe it. Who would call him an authority? Not believing Guo Moruo is like not believing the current Sima Nan Zhang Zhaozhong Kong Qingdong, that's not bad!
In short, the emperor is not a mere mortal, but a monster that has crossed over from an alien planet, standing high, looking down on sentient beings, and being highly respected. What he said is called "Imperial Edict", it is "Golden mouth and jade words", and one sentence is worth 10,000 sentences. Once he defies, he will be accused of losing his head and destroying the nine races. He walked around, even if he was swayed, impersonal, and ignorant, just like the Zhengde Emperor in the old drama, he looked like a rogue, also called "dragon walking tiger step". What he eats is called "Yu Shan", and what he sleeps is called "Dragon Bed". Even the spit and saliva are precious pearls. The idiom is "cough saliva into beads". In short, everything is fundamentally different from our ordinary people. Therefore, his stool, called "Long Yi", is definitely different from ordinary people's. As for whether the "dragon legacy" contains rare amino acids, vitamins, or other unclear trace elements that can cure diseases and strengthen the body, it is hard to say whether it has the special effects of curing all diseases and prolonging life.
A grotesque "Journey to the West", since ancient times, people have thought it is an insinuation of the human world. The so-called immortals and demons, gods and demons are just illusions of the real world. One of the books, called Zhu Zi Guo Xing Zhe San Zhan Hu, just talked aboutA single medicine, which has a three-point similarity to Long Yi Wan, is called "Wujin Wan".
Talking about Tang Seng, four masters and apprentices, went all the way to the west, and came to Zhuzi Country. He ran into the king's serious illness, and his life was dying, and his life was in danger. So Monkey Sun took one or two crotons and one or two rhubarb, crushed them into fines, scraped half of the pot ashes, and used horse urine balls to form balls to synthesize life-saving pills.
Don’t underestimate the horse urine, it is from the horse. According to Bai Longma, “If I urinate in the water, the fish in the water will eat Jackie Chan; if I urinate over the mountain, the grass in the mountain will taste like Ganoderma lucidum, and Fairchild will take it for longevity.” The effect of course can bring back life.
Sure enough, the king ate the balls made of horse urine, and immediately he was broad-minded, harmonious with blood and energy, full of energy, and walked like flying.
The white dragon horse is still only the son of the Dragon King of Xihai, and the emperor is originally the emperor of the true dragon, and he is in the same generation as the dragon king, and of course he is better than his children. The urine of children can bring back to life, so what's so strange that the emperor's poop can live forever after eating it?
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