The person who said this nonsense is Ni Heng Ni Zhengping. Kong Wenju is Kong Rong from the "Shixiu Jiangbiao" family, and Yang Dezu is the Yang Xiu who cracked Cao Cao's "tasteless code".
These three people once made Cao Cao embarrassed in public. Cao Cao did not have a fit at that time. He behaved extremely magnanimously, but he was filled with hatred in his heart. The final result, of course, all readers know: Kong Rong was executed by the clan. Yang Xiu was beheaded by owl (after beheading, his head was hung on a high place for public display), and Mi Heng was also killed by Cao Cao with a borrowed sword.
How Yang Xiu prevented Cao Cao from coming to power. When we were in middle school, we all learned the text " The Death of Yang Xiu" (I don’t know if it has been deleted now), so I won’t go into details here: Shaking in public He was clever and seemed to be more knowledgeable and memorized than the "Three Cao Cao of Poetry". How could this make the ambitious Cao Cao embarrassed?
The death of Yang Xiu made Cao Cao blush with shame, while Kong Rong and Ni Heng could make Cao Cao angry.
Mi Heng beat drums and scolded Cao, both in official history and novels. What embarrassed Cao Cao the most was not belittling Cao Cao's military officials and officials, but stripping off his clothes in public - that was an extreme insult. Liu Bang Ji Ju While sitting, I exposed something that shouldn't be exposed (some trousers at that time only had two legs), and I was almost killed by my son-in-law Zhang Ao 's subordinates.
was exposed to the defeat, and saw an eye-catching scene (standing naked, all exposed, all the guests covering their faces), Cao Cao was greatly embarrassed, but Cao Cao, who was "thirsty for talents", could only force his face. Laughter and self-mockery: "I want to humiliate the balance, but the balance humiliates the orphan."
I would like to add a sentence here: In ancient times, it was not arrogant for ministers to call themselves lonely and widowed. Not only Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan could call themselves such, but also Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang. As long as they had a title, they could call themselves lonely ( Spring and Autumn Period) In the early days of , only kings, dukes, and marquises could do so, and later Bo, Zi, and Nan also called themselves this way).
Cao Cao has the temper of the King of Hell. He kills people without blinking an eye when talking and laughing, but for some reason, there are always people who want to stab him in the back.
Kong Rong was beaten in Beihai and Qingzhou by Yuan Tan and had nowhere to hide (it would be reasonable if he was beaten by Yuan Shao, but even Yuan Tan couldn't beat it, which would be too embarrassing). It was Cao Cao Cao recruited him to the court and made him a general master craftsman (Erqian Shi, the boss of the royal construction company, responsible for the construction of the ancestral temple, road dormitories, palaces, cemeteries, wood and soil, and tung catalpa trees and the like on the side of the road) , Shaofu (with two thousand stones in the palm, all things can be controlled in the palm, clothes, treasures, goods and food), Taizhong doctor (Wei Qing once held this position).
Kong Rong, who was enjoying a good salary in the court, was not restless. He often made Cao Cao suspect that he was uneducated: "Cao Zipi secretly married Yuan Xi's wife Zhen. Rong Nai and Cao Cao wrote, and they called him 'King Wu defeated Zhou . Give Daji to Duke Zhou' Cao Cao didn't realize it, so he asked what the classic was. He replied: "It's a matter of course to judge it now." Three months is not too late for revenge. In the end, the leader of Shi Xiu's surrendered family was killed by Cao Cao in the name of unfilial piety. When Kong Rong was killed, his son actually calmly waited for death while playing chess. He didn't know whether this kind of tutoring was right or wrong - a father did not cry when his son died. It seemed that unfilial piety was his family tradition. Integrate that "famous quote" , also worth 3,600 big mouths: " What kind of relationship should a father have to his son? Regarding its original intention, it is actually lust and lust. How does a son treat his mother in a sarcastic way? It's like leaving things in a can and leaving them. Zeli "
Cao Cao has never claimed to be a gentleman. He must avenge himself, so letting Cao Cao embarrass himself in public is basically seeking death. It is better to play tricks and speak harshly with Sun Quan - Sun Quan still has a son-in-law temper, although He drew his sword in anger twice, but he didn't kill anyone. He was much easier to serve than Liu Bei who hid his sword in his smile.
Sun Quan drew his sword twice, once against Zhang Zhao Zhang Zibu, and once against Yu Fan Yu Zhongxiang.
Yu Fan was not a weak scholar like "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" said. He was silenced by Zhuge Liang when he was talking to the Confucian scholars. In the official history, Yu Fan was whipped Yu Ban (stopped by Sun Quan) ), scolding the surrendered general Mi Fang, like a flat-headed brother, he would fight whoever he caught, but ordinary people really couldn't beat him: When he was conquering Shanyue with Sun Ce, Yu Fan's performance was "good at using spears and able to walk. The day is two hundred miles away, and since the conquest, no one has been able to defeat him. "
Yu Fan not only dared to use violence against the surrendered general Mi Fang, but he was also rude to Sun Quan, and even drank a little wine, and he was not used to it: "Fan's nature is straight, and he has lost his wine. Quan and Zhang Zhao talked about immortals, and turned to Zhao and said: 'They are all dead people, and talking about immortals, how can there be evil immortals in the world!'"
Yu Fan's wine is still there Often acting cunning. Once, Sun Quan held a banquet for the ministers and personally stood up to persuade him to drink. When he arrived at Yu Fan's place, he was lying on the ground, acting as if he was extremely drunk. As soon as Sun Quan walked over, Yu Fan sat up and winked and made faces like no one else. Sun Quan was so angry that he pulled out a knife and wanted to kill him.
Before Sun Quan was old, he was more willing to listen to advice. Da Sinong Liu Ji hugged Sun Quan's arm and persuaded him, and he put down the sword.
Sun Quan and Yu were furious when they flipped the knife, and Zhang Zhao did not make it easy for Sun Quan. He challenged Sun Quan several times in public and made Sun Quan "silent and ashamed." The most egregious one was when Zhang Zhao even Sun Quan compared to King Zhou of Shang .
Sun Quan, who had been embarrassed many times and couldn't bear it anymore, pulled out his knife and wanted to fight Zhang Zhao with his life. Zhang Zhao also stared and cried. When the old man cried, Sun Quan couldn't control himself. He dropped the knife and cried together with Zhang Zhao in the court hall.
Sun Quan drew his sword twice in embarrassment. Although he did not kill anyone, he also took revenge - Yu Fan was sent to Jiaozhou which was tantamount to "release", and Zhang Zhao did not become Prime Minister of Wu Kingdom . Sun Quan He also joked about Zhang Zhaozhu and this incident before the Battle of Chibi: "If I had listened to Mr. Zhang back then, I would probably be dead now. I'm already begging for food!"
The three celebrities under Cao Cao's rule would be killed directly or indirectly by Cao Cao if they dared to embarrass him in public. The ending of these two celebrities who offended Sun Quan can only be said to be neither good nor bad: Sun Quan I tried to kill them but failed, but in the end I didn't get much benefit. This is the result of offending the hero and the lord.
Cao Cao hid his sword in his smile, and Sun Quan drew his sword in anger. Liu Bei, who has always been known for his kindness, will also show magnanimity when faced with ridicule and ridicule, but only he knows how to take revenge in the end.
Liu Bei in the official history was not the "Uncle of the Han Dynasty". He was much lower in seniority than Liu Xie, and he could not win the respect of everyone at the time. For example, Changyu, who was engaged in in Yizhou in the 16th year of Jian'an, was laughed at in person. Liu Bei is called "Lu Zhuojun".
In ancient times, it was very embarrassing for men to have little or no beards: "The first master laughed. The first master had no need, so Yuyun and his first master had no need...the first master often held him in disgrace."
Liu Bei always "speaks little and expresses his emotions and anger". His laughter is definitely not happy, but most likely extremely angry.
Chang Yu was later killed by Liu Bei because of trouble. Zhuge Liang was not able to persuade him. In order to kill Chang Yu, Liu Bei also said a saying that was widely circulated in later generations: "Fanglan has a family, so he has to hoe."
In the Shuhan Group, Zhuge Liang never opposed Liu Bei, and Pang Tong Pang Shiyuan, who was also the military advisor to Zhuge Liang, seemed to be less cautious than Liu Bei. When he assisted Liu Bei in advancing towards Xichuan, he once let Liu Bei do it in public Out of embarrassment.
Liu Bei adopted Pang Tong's three strategies, and after killing Liu Zhang's generals Yang Huai and Gao Pei, he "returned to Chengdu and failed at every turn". In Fucheng he was defeated. At the cocktail party, Pang Tong must have been drunk at the time: "It is not a benevolent soldier to attack a country for the sake of joy.""
Liu Bei was already half drunk at the time. Pang Tong exposed his mask of benevolence and righteousness, and his few beards started to blow: " King Wu defeated Zhou, singing before and dancing behind him. Isn't it evil to be a benevolent person? Your words are inappropriate, please speak out quickly! "
No wonder Liu Bei was angry: You were the one who made the original plan to take Sichuan, why are you pretending to be a good person now? Leave me in a smooth manner!
Readers, please pay attention, before "reconciling as before" , Liu Bei "laughed" like when he was ridiculed by Zhang Yu.
When Liu Bei laughed, he sent Pang Tong to attack Luocheng, but an accident happened: "Entered Luoxian, led the troops to attack the city, and was hit by the arrows." , died at the age of thirty-six. The First Lord felt sorry for him, and his words made his tears flow. "
Liu Bei cried when he mentioned Pang Tong. Of course he regretted it very much: Pang Tong is not as skilled in martial arts as Xu Shu, nor is he as good at roaring as Zhuge Liang. I sent him to charge and capture
We can't say that Liu Bei sent military advisor Pang Tong to attack the city, but those who play tricks on the lord will basically not end well. This is an indisputable fact that the seven Three Kingdoms we have reviewed in this article. Celebrities have all embarrassed their lord in public , three of these seven people were killed by Cao Cao, and Sun Quan tried to kill two but failed to kill any of them. As for how many Liu Bei got rid of, how to evaluate his reaction, please give your opinions
. In the eyes of half a pot of old wine, these seven celebrities from the Three Kingdoms are a bit "ancient" Not to mention whether their joking is justified, at least they still do not have a deep understanding of the sentence "Sages are not allowed to play with each other": Diseases come in through the mouth Disasters come out of the mouth, talk too much Jia Fu, it is better to say less. This is really not something that everyone can do.
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