Humorous joke: I have a long-distance relationship with my girlfriend for three years, and I am about to get married. My mother disagrees life and death

1. I remember when a grandpa who was begging for food came to my door when I was young, my dad gave him a dime, and the grandpa said: I don’t need money as long as I am full. My dad didn’t say a word and served a lot of food for the old man... After the old man left, my dad said: There are really fewer old people begging like this. They are really poor but very backbone... Then I and Dad Said: When I grow up and beg for food, I only need to eat and don't need money. I will also be a spine person... That was the worst time I was beaten in my childhood.

2, the landlord and daughter accompanied her husband to buy clothes. Husband is nearly 200 catties. I chose a few, but there is no suitable and beautiful one. The host was tired, so he sat on a stool to rest. The girl is very active, carefully choosing with her dad, not too old and fancy. Husband was happily coaxed by girls. Then, then, the girl's tablet got her wish, plus the surprise of four clothes. The little lover of the last life really has the means.

3. My baby was two years old and took a biscuit in the park. A little girl came over and grabbed it. I took another one for my baby and one for that child. She didn’t want what I had and went to grab my baby’s, her grandmother. Laughing beside her, saying that her granddaughter is so strong and powerful! I laughed and told the kid that you would definitely not be able to hit your grandma. If you can, I will give you all the cookies! Seeing the bear child hit her grandma with one punch and one punch, I laughed while boasting that this child is really strong and powerful!

4, I have been in a long-distance relationship with my girlfriend for three years and plan to get married. My mother disagrees life and death. In fact, the woman loves me a lot. Don't even bring your own dowry if you don't want a house or a car. But my mother just disagrees. My girlfriend finally made up his mind and flew directly to my door. Helpless my mother can't open the door. After two women fight for three hours through the door. My mother finally broke down: Auntie, please let us go!

5. Today, my friend went to his mother-in-law’s house. This is the first time he went to his girlfriend’s house. Her dad said, "The young man will accompany me to play chess." I said, "Okay." Can't find the car, her dad said, "Where's your car, lad? You haven't even played a fart in the car!" When I heard this, there was something in it. So I calmly picked up the cannon and said, ‘’It’s okay, as long as the cannon is good, I can still win. Her father smiled when he heard it, and smashed it down with his head and face...