1. I failed to propose to my girlfriend several times. Today she suddenly told me that she was pregnant, and I said I would be responsible, so let's get married. Girlfriend: "I lied to you, I'm actually not pregnant." I looked at my girlfriend in disappointment, and then he said: "But let's get married. I took this test today and feel that you are the most responsible one." Happiness It came so suddenly that my girlfriend finally agreed to marry me, so happy!
2. Today, I finally taught my mom how to play chat software, so I pulled her into the family group. My dad has been molesting my mom and said: beauties, if you don’t, you will get kicked. My mother said angrily: This is your pocket money this month, it's up to you if you can't get it. Then my mother sent a red envelope of 100 yuan, but I didn't expect the money to be snatched away by my second uncle. My dad has been anxiously asking my second uncle to pay back the money, and my second uncle has not bubbled up, and now my dad has killed my second uncle’s house on a battery car...
3. After graduation, I got together with his girlfriend. More than 100 kilometers. I really missed her recently and asked her to send me a large-scale photo last night. She couldn't accept this request at first, but after thinking about our situation, she finally reluctantly agreed. When looking at the phone this morning, sent me one. Sure enough, the scale is large enough, it is 1028×960.
4, my wife and girlfriend went to the house to eat and drink, and after the Tibetan wine, my wife went to buy, her girlfriend was flushed and walked to the back to hold on to my shoulders. Asked: We all knew each other together. Why did you choose her? I watched the mobile phone that my wife forgot to bring with me at the dinner table, and said coldly: You have proved my original choice with your actions!
5. The sister-in-law found someone to take home, and the old wife whispered: "Is this person a little shorter?" The mother-in-law whispered, "Is this person a little older?" Too literate?" The seven aunts and eight aunts all picked up some problems. The sister-in-law summoned the members of the family for a meeting. Only one sentence was spoken at the meeting. From then on, everyone had a special harmony with him, the sister-in-law said : "This person is very rich!"
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