1 One day, I met an old lady who was making porcelain on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so she insisted on asking for money. I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call.

1 One day I met an old lady who wanted to make money on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call. Dad, put half a million on my card, I'm going to kill someone. At this time, the old lady slapped me on the ground. How could I pretend to be rich and handsome by driving an electric car? Then.........I lay on the ground calmly!

2 When we were having a wedding banquet in the evening, we encountered a scene where our ex came to ruin the scene. The groom's ex brought a child to recognize his father. The groom flatly denied that the child was his, and the ex blamed the groom for having no conscience and denying his biological son. At this chaotic moment, the uncle next to me stood up and said that he could prove that the child was not the groom's. The uncle quickly ran to the child, slapped him in the face and cursed: "You brat, you don't go to cram school at night and come here to be a son. Are you going to piss me off?" The identity of the child's extras was revealed...

3 My husband and I had a flash marriage. After we got married, I discovered that he had too many little problems. For example, he would not sit on a good chair when eating, but would sit on it while squatting. He would not listen to what he said many times. I got angry and imitated him in squatting. I wanted to tell him how indecent this posture was. Later... I got used to squatting and it felt a little comfortable.

4 I was chatting with my buddy just now. He said that he did something big last night, which made him look dozens of years younger and immediately brought him back to his childhood. I was very puzzled and asked: "What's going on?" When my brother saw that there was no one around, he said mysteriously: "You have peed on the bed!... This is amazing! My brother!

5 My wife was unable to get out of bed during confinement, but I took good care of her and was considerate. My wife was so moved that she said: "When you become paralyzed, I will also serve you! "I'm so touched...

6 Someone said to a navigator: "You must have seen many miracles after traveling on the sea for so many years. "The biggest miracle is that I landed on land safely!" "

7 Once, while filming at Moscow Film Studio, the fire brigade came to inspect and said that the studio violated safety regulations. The director and production director took turns to explain, but the fire captain was unmoved. The actor slowly walked over with his pipe in his hand and said: Comrade Lieutenant, don't hinder our work. Stop the unnecessary inspection and go back to business immediately! When the Lieutenant saw this, his face turned pale and he mumbled: Yes, Comrade Stalin, please forgive me! I have a girlfriend and haven't touched her mouth for more than a month.

1 One day I met an old lady who wanted to make money on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call. Dad, put half a million on my card, I'm going to kill someone. At this time, the old lady slapped me on the ground. How could I pretend to be rich and handsome by driving an electric car? Then.........I lay on the ground calmly!

2 When we were having a wedding banquet in the evening, we encountered a scene where our ex came to ruin the scene. The groom's ex brought a child to recognize his father. The groom flatly denied that the child was his, and the ex blamed the groom for having no conscience and denying his biological son. At this chaotic moment, the uncle next to me stood up and said that he could prove that the child was not the groom's. The uncle quickly ran to the child, slapped him in the face and cursed: "You brat, you don't go to cram school at night and come here to be a son. Are you going to piss me off?" The identity of the child's extras was revealed...

3 My husband and I had a flash marriage. After we got married, I discovered that he had too many little problems. For example, he would not sit on a good chair when eating, but would sit on it while squatting. He would not listen to what he said many times. I got angry and imitated him in squatting. I wanted to tell him how indecent this posture was. Later... I got used to squatting and it felt a little comfortable.

4 I was chatting with my buddy just now. He said that he did something big last night, which made him look dozens of years younger and immediately brought him back to his childhood. I was very puzzled and asked: "What's going on?" When my brother saw that there was no one around, he said mysteriously: "You have peed on the bed!... This is amazing! My brother!

5 My wife was unable to get out of bed during confinement, but I took good care of her and was considerate. My wife was so moved that she said: "When you become paralyzed, I will also serve you! "I'm so touched...

6 Someone said to a navigator: "You must have seen many miracles after traveling on the sea for so many years. "The biggest miracle is that I landed on land safely!" "

7 Once, while filming at Moscow Film Studio, the fire brigade came to inspect and said that the studio violated safety regulations. The director and production director took turns to explain, but the fire captain was unmoved. The actor slowly walked over with his pipe in his hand and said: Comrade Lieutenant, don't hinder our work. Stop the unnecessary inspection and go back to business immediately! When the Lieutenant saw this, his face turned pale and he mumbled: Yes, Comrade Stalin, please forgive me! I have a girlfriend and haven't touched her mouth for more than a month.Today she said she wanted a drink, and I said what drink do you want? She said that a drink cost 5,000 yuan, and I slapped her backhand. Do you think I didn’t know how much the drink cost? I have never drunk such an expensive drink in my life, and then she called me smelly?

Sister: ...you are so brave, dance in front of my eyes

Thank you, Arbiter

will really laugh to death due to some nonsensical homophones

Friends: I can’t sleep, and you can’t sleep either

On the Internet: No one messes with me

In reality: I dare not mess with anyone

"Let me check my schedule"

is so convincing that

has opened a few durian candies

In-depth restoration of what it means to borrow money is the uncle

The incredible three-cat triangle relationship

The world famous painting " Scream" 》Generation

It doesn’t matter, it will be good if I can follow it for three months

has arrived You're old enough to be taken seriously if you're joking.

Blanch, this is the real body of Pleasant Goat , right?

will either reply within seconds or not at all

Good friends just want to post

It is better to just say it is a parasol

You are good at dancing

"On how keen observation can be when people are bored"

《 Yuan Yuzhou 》

Those seven seconds of voice are very informative, right?

Let me show you what it means to talk nonsense. Words lie

Dad’s family status:

Could it be that he carved one out of a carrot?

Yang Mi asked you "are you okay?" l82

Because we have a child, it is called "salary"

Wan'er's answer I give full marks