Our accounts haven’t been settled yet, please come out!
Who fell down?
I was hit by someone in my living room
When I finally found out the truth, I burst into tears and laughed.
Who is eating snacks behind my back
There is a saying called showing affection...
Dad doesn’t want me anymore
This basin is coming here to eat!
are combined together to give birth to a child called Hua Guangguang.
I miss my primary school life very much now
You stick out your tongue. How can you drink water without sticking out your tongue
The live broadcast is in progress The cameraman suddenly zoomed in
Brother, have you already become the invincible Hot Wheels of Star Master ?
I hate it, I have a girlfriend.
This mirror is so magical...
I really can’t understand the master on the left, is this art?
Never bet again next time
Do you dare to have a girlfriend like this?
This is a strange tree, it can also pee!
This is the first time I have seen such a big mushroom, enough for me to eat several meals!
Brother, I think you can’t hold on any longer!
1. In the company group, everyone often sends small red envelopes, a few yuan and a few cents, and the boss is also in this group. Today the boss also joined in the fun and gave away a hundred dollars, haha, I grabbed the most! I excitedly praised in the group: "The boss is really generous!" Unexpectedly, the mobile phone input method was causing trouble, so he directly sent a message: "The boss is really stupid!" God willing, should I find a new job...
2. I suspected I had a cold, so I went to see a doctor I knew. After taking my pulse, he said seriously: You only have 30,000 days left, play as much as you want, eat as much as you want, and be happy. Nani! My anus tightened, and then I took out my cell phone and did some calculations: I still have 82 years left... I want to slap his hand!
3 When the first grade of school started, my wife wanted to take advantage of the holiday to restrain him and help her develop good study habits. When I got home from work that day, my wife acted coquettishly and said to me: Husband, my son doesn’t listen to me at all. Please take care of him. I quickly ran over with my slippers, and saw my son standing in the corner with tears in his eyes and saying: Dad, didn't you say that a man must have his own opinion? Why do you listen to your mother so much? You lie! I went and laughed instantly...
4 Most of the dormitory brothers had girlfriends. They were very happy to see everyone getting along with their girlfriends every day, so I asked a roommate who was still single. I said: "Why haven't you found a girlfriend when your boss is old? Why don't you feel envious and jealous when you see someone having a couple?" He shook his head and said with a smile: "For an unhandsome and classless boy like me, chasing a girl is not based on how hard you work, but on how blind the girl is!!!" Damn, what do you mean...
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