1. Embarrassing classics earn funny jokes. I recently met a famous Chinese medicine doctor. After chatting with him, he suggested to me: From now on, you should exercise more, don’t buy drinks, don’t drink beer, let alone red wine, drink more boiled water, don’t drive, don’t take a taxi, take buses or walk more when you go out, don’t eat out, try to be vegetarian, and eat less meat, especially seafood! I nodded and asked him, what's wrong with me? He said: Your income is too low!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. Recently, I have been driving more and more for work. My wife said uneasily: "Hurry up and install a G on the car." PS locator, so that I can keep track of your whereabouts." After hearing this, the younger daughter asked: "Dad, you can also install one for the brother next door." I asked, "Why do you pretend to be for him?" The younger daughter smiled and said, "I want to play hide-and-seek with him."
3. A classic embarrassment and hilarious joke. The immortal man is telling his disciples about a life-and-death battle he experienced during the martial arts disputes. "...At the critical moment, I stood up like a catfish and escaped the life-threatening blow..." The disciple interrupted: "Master, it's not Carp fights ?" The real person stroked his fairy beard with his hand and said slowly: "Catfish should be more vivid."
4. The leader led a group of officials to inspect a pig farm, and the owner of the pig farm hosted a banquet, which cost 5,000 yuan. After seeing off the leader, the accountant asked the director: How can I reimburse this? The farm manager replied: Just like in the past, it will be recorded in the pig feed account.
5. I went to a train station fast food restaurant to eat. After getting the food, I asked why the food was so small. The waiter said that it was too much to finish and it was a waste. I said that with my physique, I could finish three more portions. The waiter said you should eat first and give me more when you're done. As a result, I really couldn’t finish it, it was so damn unpalatable.
6. A female accountant asked for leave from the factory director. The factory director asked: "Why do you ask for leave at this time every month? Why do you ask for leave?" The female accountant said: "We have a visitor at home." The factory director was curious and asked: "What guest?" The female accountant hesitated for a while and said, "My mother's family." The factory director continued to ask: "Who is it? Why do you have to ask for leave every month? Come?" The female accountant blushed and said, "Liu Honghong." The factory manager slapped his thigh and said, "Liu Honghong is my cousin. No, I have to go and accompany him."
7. One morning my boss called me and asked me why I haven't arrived at the company yet. I opened the window and deliberately let the noisy sound come into the phone, saying: We'll be there soon! Talking on the phone while driving can cause an accident. The boss said: Damn girl, I’m calling your landline!
8. A colleague came to work today and saw that his hair was short. I asked: Why did he cut his hair? Is it cool? He said to me sincerely: It’s not 2 yuan, it’s 28 yuan! On the plane, I said to the passenger next to me: "Do you know that it is dangerous to make phone calls on a plane?" He said nonchalantly: "Yes." I got angry at that time: "Then why didn't you stop me when you saw me talking on the phone?"
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