The wife picked up the cigarette case, but there was no cigarette left, so she asked her husband to buy it. It was too late, the canteens were closed, and the husband came to a nightclub. The nightclub was brightly lit, singing and dancing, and the nightlife was in full swing.
The waitress in the nightclub was very, very beautiful. After her husband bought a pack of cigarettes, she started chatting with the waitress. The more they chatted, the more they became more and more interested.
The wife was waiting for her husband at home angrily: "Why did it take so long to buy cigarettes?"
The husband yawned and stretched again: "I'm so tired. I just went to a nightclub and found a little girl to get a room with. Oh, she's so beautiful."
After finishing speaking, he even said: "The beauty is delicious, the beauty is delicious." It looked like the lingering charm was not exhausted.
"Fuck you, stop fooling me, secretly play billiards again, look at the talc in your hand"
The husband subconsciously put his hands behind his back, scratched his head, and smiled sheepishly: "Hey, there is no better wife than a wife who knows her husband, and a wife who knows her husband!" Wife, the person I dare not fool the most in my life is you.
The wife said disdainfully: "Huh, even if you are a ghost, you still want to drink my foot-washing water. Give me the cigarette quickly!" ”
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