1. A hilarious classic mobile phone joke. A woman was repairing her mobile phone. The maintenance man looked at it and said, "This mobile phone is so broken. It's not cost-effective to repair it. Let's get a new one." So she changed her boyfriend. My buddy posted a message: "Transfer the warmth of one person to another's chest." I asked: "What happened, you fell out of love again?" He said: "No, the warm baby was robbed."
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more cold jokes. My sister has a boyfriend. Yesterday, my mother asked my sister: "Why does he like you?" My sister said: "He thinks I am beautiful and gentle." My mother asked again: "Then why do you like him?" My sister said: "I just like that he thinks I am beautiful and gentle."
3. It’s a hilarious joke about falling out of love. After she fell out of love, she cried and cried to die and find a living. He took her to a roadside stall to drink with her, listened to her talk, and told her a lot of truths. . . In the end she burst into tears and was relieved. I slept in his arms all night at the cinema. . . The next day she said to him: You are so kind, like a father and a brother, you will not take advantage of me. He smiled slightly: It would be nice if you were more beautiful.
4. What I do is one of the best jobs in the world. My customers are all emperors and princesses. Every day I teach those little emperors and princesses to count: 1, 2... You may not believe it, but I am... a kindergarten teacher.
5. Daughter: Mom, I have a bank. Mother: Where is the bank from? Daughter: That means I have a boyfriend. Mother: Don’t just spend the money in the bank casually. When it is due, you have to pay it back with interest. Daughter: When will it expire? Mother: After marriage.
6. I am a fat girl. Today I was chatting with a Chinese medicine friend about how to lose weight quickly. He told me that lotus leaf water and lotus leaf ash can lower blood lipids, and introduced me to various ways to use lotus leaves. Then I asked a question: "Is it okay to steam pork with lotus leaves and rice flour?" He stopped discussing this issue with me.
7. A famous actor was chatting with a girl. "Don't you know me?" the actor asked. The girl shook her head. "Everyone who often goes to the cinema knows me." The girl's eyes lit up, "Where do you sit?"
8. Since the school canceled evening self-study, I haven't finished reading the novel. . . When you feel sleepy while doing homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That is your memorial, that is your country, and those are your people. Then I woke up instantly, because I want to be a wise king.
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