1. A hilarious classic wife joke. After a quarrel with the wife, the wife went to boil water in a muffled voice. After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled, so I casually said: "You haven't gone away yet?!" After hearing this, my wife ran away from home in anger. A man is chatting up a beautiful woman in a bar. The man asked: "I don't know what kind of man the beauty is more interested in?" The beauty was silent for a while and said in a low-key voice: "Big money, big skills"! !
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. My boyfriend said: Wife, when I am rich, I will take you to have liposuction. Your whole face will be beautiful every day. . . Hearing this, it was really a mixture of joy and sorrow. How embarrassed I was! ! ! Woman: "Did you often steal tributes when you were a child?" Man: "I'll go! How did you know!" Woman: "Haha, you look like you have been punished by God, no one can see it!!!"
3. A classic funny joke about female classmates. A reporter interviewed a Chinese student about what he did during the winter vacation. The student: "Writing winter vacation homework!" The reporter asked again: "Where is the rest?" Student: "The only thing left is to make up for it when school starts!" Host: Today I was running on the playground with a female classmate in my class. After only three laps, I was exhausted. I can only say that I felt unwell and lay down on the playground. With my body like this, how can I serve the country in the future? Reply: Of course you will be very tired if you run!
4. Chat online with my junior sister on Singles’ Day. Junior sister laughed at me: "You haven't taken off your clothes yet?" I retorted: You haven't taken off your clothes yet, how could I take off your clothes first? She said: You are old-fashioned, girls are not called naked. A female bachelor is called Mingming, and leaving a bachelor is called blindness. I immediately replied: Is that so? So what's the use of me taking off my clothes next year? You'll be blind anyway. ,
5. My girlfriend is sitting on my lap reading a book, and I am playing with my mobile phone. Suddenly, my girlfriend was biting her lower lip while concentrating on reading a book. The picture was very tempting. I kissed my girlfriend gently. My girlfriend frowned and looked at me, then continued reading. Then the alluring scene appeared again. When I wanted to kiss my girlfriend again, she pinched my lips with one hand. He cursed angrily: "Go away, I have a toothache, what are you doing!"
6. I took my dog for a walk in the morning, and I met a cute girl holding her dog on the road. The two dogs saw each other and started to make love. The girl rolled her eyes at me and said: Keep an eye on your son. I lowered my head and said to my dog: Your mother-in-law doesn’t like you!
7. I remember that the junior high school teacher wrote a semi-propositional essay, "...Pressure" or "Pressure..." We all wrote "Pressure of Growth", "Pressure of Examination" or "Us Under Pressure". Only a unique genius in our class wrote an explanatory essay "Pressure Cooker"!
8. After a beautiful girl rejected a man's proposal, she comforted him and said: "But, dear, you don't have to be too sad. I will always appreciate your good vision." Mr. A is a computer major, specializing in object-oriented programming. One day I was riding a train with my girlfriend, and Mr. B was sitting opposite me. During a casual chat, Mr. B asked Mr. A about his profession, and Mr. A replied: He is a dater. Mr. A asked Mr. B about his major. Mr. B studied blasting and demolition. He replied: He is engaged in sabotage.
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