1. Funny and classic cold jokes about girls . I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. A girl sat at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be here soon. ...After a while, a very tall man came, and while chatting with the girl, he watched her eat both portions of noodles alone. . .
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. The goldfish said to the fisherman: "Let me go. Let me go and I can fulfill your three wishes." "What if I eat you?" "You will become powerful after eating me. Not only are you rich in nutrients, but you will also gain terrible magic power, which is omnipotent. . . . . Something seems wrong? "
3. A hilarious joke about a classmate. The dormitory was too hot at night, so the thief came in and packed up the computer and everything else. The classmate only said: Why did he steal my fan?
4. The sheep and the lion walked into the restaurant one after another. The boss asked the sheep: "What would you like to eat?" The sheep said: "A grass set meal, thank you." The boss asked the lion: "What would you like to eat?" The lion said: "No, thank you." The boss confirmed: "Really not necessary?" The lion roared impatiently: "No, I am waiting for the sheep to eat!"
5. The princess woke up in the morning, and the prince asked her if she slept well. He complained: "Something under the bed makes me feel so uncomfortable." The prince said happily: "Only a real princess can have such delicate skin! Come on, please take out the peas so that the princess can have a good sleep." The guard reported back: "Your Highness, the peas are gone, only these bean pastes are found..."
6. I was a little nervous playing chess with the uncle in the park. After taking the first step, the uncle was silent for a long time and said: "Are you a novice?" Me: "Uncle, how do you know?" "I have been playing here for several years, and there are not many people who make a good first step." Me: "Shouldn't the leader make the first step?"
7. The little bug was crawling on the ground, and the little animals were unwilling to play with it. At this time, the beautiful and kind mother butterfly saw him. "Child, don't feel inferior. Did you know? I was also a caterpillar when I was little." After hearing this, the little insect looked at her happily and asked: Will I also turn into a beautiful butterfly when I grow up? Mother Butterfly said: "That won't happen, you will just turn into a fly."
8. My wife cooked the rice last night, and my daughter whispered something in my ear. My wife was unhappy: "Does it mean that the food I cooked is not delicious?" My daughter immediately said: "No, no, I swear to God, if I say that your cooking is not delicious, just let it... let it drop lollipops from the sky!"
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