[Shadow Question 1]
Why do you have to put a piece of lettuce under the plate when eating hot pot?
God’s reply: In fact, it’s like putting a hat on your head, to embellish it.
[Shadow Question 2]
I have been married for eight years. When I was chatting with my wife today about children, she suddenly said, I really hope that in the future My daughter marries a man like you [face covering] Suddenly I feel that I am so good
God’s reply: Best recognition
[Shadow question 3]
When you realize that it is almost 2023, and you haven’t even saved 10,000 yuan:
God’s reply: It’s much better since I saved money on online loans
[Shadow Question 4]
Caught a young lady
God's reply: It seems that your father has mastered the secret of the three swords
[Shadow Question 5]
It's okay to give the brothers a look at the object introduced by the matchmaker.
God's reply: You are a matchmaker at such a young age?
[Shadow Question 6]
What should I do if I find out that I have a crush on her? How should I respond?
God replied: What? Can't I like you?
[Shadow Question 7]
I met in the English corner of the school. How should I go up and get my contact information?
God’s reply: Compliment his black glasses legs are so beautiful
[Shadow Question 8]
Brothers, what is she asking for?
God’s reply: Stop losing your hair
[Shadow Question 9]
At this moment, I just want to say one thing...
God’s reply: The girl’s water temperature is a bit cold
[Sand sculpture question 10]
Brothers, if you really get to the battlefield, will those who have played chicken have an advantage?
God's reply: "The Short Life of an Excellent Courier"
[Shadow Question 11]
I am 1.6 meters tall, and the matchmaker told the woman that I am 1.8 meters tall when I jump.
God’s reply: Woman: Why bother with this gold brick of mine? You will be 1 meter directly 8
[Sand sculpture question 12]
When the new coronavirus entered my body, I saw that I was dying Immune system and how unhealthy I am:
God’s reply: Virus: It’s broken and I have an immune system
[Shadow question 13]
What’s wrong with me going to the toilet six times? ? ? Hum
God’s reply: Yes, because I miss you all the time [dog head]
[Shadow Question 14]
The blind date introduced by the family, the bride price is 38,000, what do you think?
God’s reply: If I can put aside worldly prejudices for you, you must cherish it [crying]
[Shadow Question 15]
brand What is written is a signed jersey. If you get a fake one, you will lose ten cents.
God’s reply: Chinese limited edition
[Shadow Question 16]
Of course you have to take pictures! It’s not like fish can be cooked so successfully every time!
God replied: Fish: Of course I have to post it! I will die just once in my life [crying]
[Shadow Question 17]
Is there any couplet expert
God’s reply: Women are good but girls are wonderful
[Shadow Question 18]
This scene I encountered in the toilet made me look stupid. What was he doing?
God’s reply: Pray before meals
[Shadow Question 19]
When I was eating, I saw the girl’s bag in front of me. I was curious about what could be packed in such a small bag?
God’s reply: Can it contain your curiosity
[Shadow Question 20]
The chicken my mother-in-law just bought, why are the legs still green like this? Can it still be eaten?
God’s reply: It’s edible. Brother Chicken and I were playing basketball last night and he accidentally sprained his foot
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