1. Because I was in a hurry in the morning, I bought some steamed buns to eat at the company. I saw a buddy at work and handed him a steamed bun. My colleague at work refused and said: "I have already had breakfast. I honestly said: "This is Goubuli steamed buns ! "" The colleague hesitated for a moment and finally took the bun.
It’s hard to say whether it’s awesome or not! The director really has a big brain
2. I sneaked to my girlfriend’s door to give her a surprise, but was bitten by her big dog! When I got the rabies vaccine, I was thinking: NND will have to let her get rid of the dog when I get better~ But the result was a call from her saying that I scared her dog and she wanted to break up with me!
Who will come?
3. My best friend called me and said that the light in her house was broken and asked my boyfriend to fix it, so I asked him to do it. An hour later, my boyfriend came back and I asked him why he was panting so much. He said that two headlights at his best friend’s house were broken and it took a long time to fix them! At this time, my best friend called me and expressed her gratitude and said: It would be great if your boyfriend connected me with a wire and light. Without a man, I really wouldn’t be able to do this job. But I always feel like something is wrong!
No matter how tightly you package it, it is also the focus of this session
4. I went to a small supermarket to buy cigarettes, 10 yuan a box, and gave 100 to the boss. The boss looked at me with a smile and said, "I don't have any change to give you. Let my daughter accompany you all night to pay off the bill." I said excitedly, "Don't make trouble. I save some private money. It's really not easy to buy cigarettes secretly!" The boss: "What, you don't want to? Otherwise I will go find my daughter! I said, "No! Don't do this! I don’t want the change anymore. Don’t let your daughter know that I hid my private money! Boss: "Good son-in-law, as long as you come here often to buy things, I promise not to tell your wife!" Hahaha" Me: Ah...
I have no love in my life
5. I just discussed with my wife that I would like to exchange the Chery I just bought for a second-hand car with a better brand. She asked me: "If you trade me in for a second-hand old lady, will you trade it in? "I said it must not be exchanged, but how is this comparable to exchanging a car?" But my wife said: "The principle is the same, one hand is the same. Think about it, no matter how good a second-hand car is, what if someone keeps a spare key?" "
How is this different from the ones on TV?
6. I was teaching my son how to do homework, and my wife came over and asked me what I was doing. I said, "I'm teaching my son how to do homework!" My wife slapped my son on the back of the head and scolded him: "How old is he? Let him do his own homework." Then he pointed at me and said, where is your homework? Come here and hand in your homework! Me.
Why is it that I have been whipped five times in a row, but I am still really good at sweeping the court's legs.
7. My wife, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly asked me: "Husband, there are so many beautiful women in your company, have any of them taken a fancy to you?" I mopped the floor and said, "That's really not the case!" "My wife asked again, as if she was confirming something. I was a little confused and said in a positive tone: "I swear, no! "My wife swallowed one and turned it into a melon seed, and then said in a very plaintive tone: "Oh! You said I was blind and fell in love with you!" I am speechless!
Don't forget to wear a mask when you go out!
Laugh to relieve stress. Please like and comment. Have you lost your mind? What kind of virus strain is it?
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