1. The stewardess advised passengers to wear seat belts.
"Everyone who didn't wear a seat belt last time the plane made an emergency landing was bruised and bruised from the fall."
asked: "What about the ones who wore seat belts?"
answered: "It's okay. They are all sitting well, just like living people.
2, Peking University said: I am Peking University .
Tianjin University said: I am a big person.
Shanghai University said: I am a university student.
Xiamen University said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!
3. One person made a deposit at night. It happened that the ATM machine malfunctioned and 10,000 yuan was swallowed up. He immediately contacted the bank and was told that he would have to wait until Daybreak.
He racked his brains to think of a solution, and suddenly an idea struck him...
used a public phone to call customer service, saying that the ATM machine spit out an extra 3,000 yuan, and maintenance personnel arrived 5 minutes later!
4. A couple was quarreling. The man couldn't win the argument and the woman just lay on the bed, motionless.
The woman asked, "What are you doing in bed?" htm The man l1
replied, "Dead"!
The woman asked again, "How come you still have your eyes open when you're dead?"
"I will never die in peace"! The man answered.
The woman asked again, "Then why are you still breathing?"
The man said, "I can't swallow this breath"!
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