1. Funny jokes about female colleagues. There is a female colleague in the company who is very fat. Yesterday she came over very excitedly and told another male colleague that she had lost 4 pounds. The male colleague looked at her anxious look, patted her and comforted her: "Don't worry, you can't tell!" Resident: "It's not easy for square dancing aunties. She danced for so long early in the morning and no one gave her a bench to sit on or give her hot water to drink." The host: "This is where you go downstairs. The reason for throwing the bench and boiling water? "
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. I have the goddess’s phone number, so I can know whether she wakes up every day. If you call her and no one answers, you haven't woken up yet; if you call her and she hangs up, you have woken up. Don't envy me too much!
3.Classic funny and embarrassing jokes about couples . There is a couple downstairs who are 76 years old. They have always been very affectionate. Just yesterday, the mother-in-law made a fuss about getting a divorce. No matter how hard the neighbors tried to persuade them, it was of no avail. . . When asked about the reason, my mother-in-law said: There was a power outage last night, so I asked my wife to find a candle. My wife found a candle for me, and I lit it and it went off. . .
4. I was having dinner with my buddy in a restaurant today. During the dinner, we got into a fight because of our inappropriate language. They walked out from the hotel, then skipped away holding hands. If you don’t buy something, you still have no money, and if you buy something, you still have no money. That means it doesn’t cost money to buy something! Why not buy it if you don’t need money!
5. Four people and two couples were eating together. My boyfriend put a piece of meat into my bowl and said casually: It's hot, be careful... The girl next to him glared at his boyfriend: Look, he's worried that his wife will be burned. You don't care about me! Her boyfriend said: Your IQ is higher than hers...
6. Wrote a sentimental sentence: "This house is only 40 square meters. It has one bedroom and one living room. It is so small. But whenever you are not here, I will find that it is actually very big and empty..." It is a Everyone can see that I want to express the loneliness and emptiness the male protagonist feels because his beloved is not around. Why does it get the comment "It seems that the female protagonist is very fat"...
7. If everyone doesn't buy anything on Double 11, there will be a backlog of inventory. The products will be unsalable, and the factory will have no orders. Without orders, the factory will close down. If the factory closes, the boss will run away with his sister-in-law. The employees will go to the warehouse and sell the products for more than 100 yuan, more than 200 yuan, and more than 300 yuan at the original price. They will be sold outside for only 20 yuan. At that time, the price is really low. Remember, remember.
8. Someone makes a weight loss plan and does not eat at night. He really persisted for a month, but the weight loss had no effect and his sleep was not good. Every night, he stayed hungry until twelve o'clock in the morning...
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