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Uncle, you really can't control him. Why don't you turn off the valve?

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The net is cast a bit wide today

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I think I can still save him!

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Have friends from the south tried it?

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Practice makes perfect, my brother’s mouth is really amazing, the threading speed is almost as good as my hand

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Liu Ye, got a haircut

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The tragedy caused by the mobile phone

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The Matrix?

The way your goddess looks in the background, no line is easy

Get out of the way and stay out of the way

This girl is so inspiring, I admire her.

You are blocking the button

A woman was camping in the suburbs. She heard strange noises outside in the middle of the night, so she hung her camera outside the tent and took this photo.

Chinese style treadmill

My husband took two pieces of five-yuan pocket money from me and happily prepared to go downstairs for a walk. As soon as I put on my shoes and took two steps, I quickly shouted: "Come back!" My husband asked doubtfully: "What's wrong, wife?" I said calmly: "Take it out!" My husband raised his big finger and said, "Wife, you are so good, you can tell after I took only two steps?" After that, my husband took off his shoes and poured out seven coins from his shoes; I grabbed the coins and said calmly: "I gave you the two five-dollar bills just now. Check to see if there is a piece inside. of? "

The son came home and said to his father: "Dad, others say that you have both beautiful words and beautiful actions. My father was happy when he heard this and asked, "What did they say?" "The son said: "They say that you 'speak better than what you sing', which is called 'beautiful language'; they also say that you 'act the fake things to make them look real', which is called 'beautiful behavior '. "Haha!"

I took a taxi and picked up a 6S. I got a call as soon as I got out of the car. It was a woman who asked me to have a meal and return the phone to her, so I agreed. When she came to pick up the phone, I wanted to just return it and leave, but she forced me to eat and just ate. After eating halfway, she went out to answer a phone call and no one was there. . . . . . . .

Yesterday, my cousin’s wife just gave birth to a big fat boy. People from our big family came to visit. The second-rate cousin looked at the sleeping child and said: Boy, sleep well! There are still 6553 days until the college entrance examination. As a result, his wife laughed so hard that her stomach hurt and she was sent to the operating room again. Now he is squatting in the corner alone and thinking about life.

In the second grade of junior high school, politics. A friend of mine had a cold and blew his nose with a blank homework book during the exam. Halfway through the exam, the grade director made an inspection and saw some folded papers on the buddy's desk. He went over to open them and check them. Everyone who saw it started to chuckle. Unexpectedly, after the director discovered that one of the notes was wrong, he patiently opened all the notes and read them, which made the whole audience go crazy.

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